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[dirtydeanna96]

Kevin is obviously disabled. What's odd is that he doesn't have Medicaid also. I think you're dual eligible if you're disabled and under 65 + poor. Either he's not poor enough to qualify, or he was too stupid to sign up.

A person needs a certain amount of work credit before they are Medicare eligible. How many hours do you think Kevin has worked? Be honest

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Work credits are the way Medicare measures work time when deciding who qualifies for premium-free Medicare benefits. You need 40 credits, or about 10 years of working and paying FICA taxes, to qualify for premium-free Medicare Part A.

 

[BallBuster]

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The cats must have got sick of having to put up with this gross manchild and his overbearing nature.

EDIT: Kevin's explanation.
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Well it's an improvement...not much though. Tell the cat to finish the job and maul off the rest of his face. He might actually pass then (LOL of course he won't).

 

[mickey339]

He forgot to dilate

"I have to do this thing, which is both medically advisable and necessary"
"But it's ok, I can just do that other thing I thought up on the spot instead"
More coping.

I wrote back then that he in stages makes up excuses to cope with his situation.
Is the next stage circumventing the nuisance of dilating by not dilating?
This has already been examined previously in this thread but what would the medical consequences of that be?

1. pre-first masturbation session: Kevin is ecstatic about his surgery and can't wait to induce his first orgasm.
2. immediate post-first masturbation: Is still ecstatic despite taking an hour to masturbate.
3. early post-masturbation: The surgery isn't as great as he hoped it would be. Makes up excuses like, masturbating with a vagina is like walking up the stairs vs an elevator, women find it difficult to orgasm, etc.
4. middle post-masturbation: Excuses and problems take a new form. Complications with masturbation and sex are now a result of medical complications that WILL eventually heal. A piece of flesh is falling off his new vagina, the nerves are waking up but it's all part of the process.
5. late post-masturbation: Dilation becomes more and more of a nuisance. Looses some depth. Begins dropping the first hints that he misses his penis. Experiences sexual fantasies containing strap-ons, him still having his penis, being bimbofied. Has at this point written his first tweet openly communicating his dissatisfaction with his current situation, ranch and all.
6. ?????

6. pre-stopped dilating: dilates less, attempts alternatives
7. post-stopped dilating: I can't even begin to make a guess

 

[Quiet Dignity]

That is one pissed off, tired, grumpy, old man

 

[White Devil]

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Usually when a man has scratch marks on his face, it's from someone (or thing) attempting to fend off a rape.

 

[The Dude]

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That is one pissed off, tired, grumpy, old man

That is one very masculine forehead and skull structure for a TOTALLY REAL wahmin.

 

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His hair is thinning at a breakneck pace. You can practically count the strands still standing.

 

[SqueakyClean]

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That is one pissed off, tired, grumpy, old man

The absolute state of those eyebrows.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Er, that... doesn't look like a cat scratch to me, I've had enough of them and I'm trying to work out how a cat doing what he said it was would cause such a long, jagged injury - looks more like a human nail to me...cat scratches are generally thinner and there's more than one

Also, Kev asleep, but Kev knows how it happened? Maybe he's just shit at explaining things, or maybe Kevvie just lies (he's a troon so either or both could apply)

Who knows, who cares - it's still one ugly man

 

[AmbiTron]

I actually busted up laughing at the newest picture, there is nothing even vaguely feminine about it. Of course, there's nothing remotely feminine about Kevin but I bet if you showed that photo to 1,000 people including troons they would all guess male when asked.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Sus.

Whatever. Hope it gets infected you miserable excuse for a man

 

[In the Sick of It]

Cat scratch fever arc incoming?

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Look at all that grime and grease. Did the cat scrape it's ass across his forehead before it jumped?!

 

[Stowaway]

Oh no not his beautiful face! Between the filthiness of the tranch and the proximity to the amhole, if any environment suggests infection, this one does.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

So is it amhole as in A.M hole
or amhole as in 'I am'
or amhole as in Amish?

It's the AM hole.

When the current clownworld simulation stops, another will start. Over and over.

 

[mooey]

can someone with an artistic talent make an edit version of that Kevvie template image to include cat scratch marks. Could make for a spooky edit ready for Oct 2021...

 

[BScCollateral]

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"Away from any important organs."

Here, I thought your eye was an important organ, and probably the only one at genuine risk from a cat.

I don't hate Kevin enough to want him to take a claw to the eye, although I am amused at the thought of his going Human to Cyclops.

EDIT: Agreed that doesn't look like a cat scratch, but I'm not an expert. I'm also dubious about "playing tag" with a cat. My experience is cats don't like to be chased, and don't really chase much. They're ambush predators. Even cheetahs at the zoo have to be coaxed into running after a lure.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Er, that... doesn't look like a cat scratch to me, I've had enough of them and I'm trying to work out how a cat doing what he said it was would cause such a long, jagged injury - looks more like a human nail to me...cat scratches are generally thinner and there's more than one

Also, Kev asleep, but Kev knows how it happened? Maybe he's just shit at explaining things, or maybe Kevvie just lies (he's a troon so either or both could apply)

I've gotten a similar scratch from a cat on my leg, when it fucked up a jumped and panicked clawed me as it fell. In my opinion I think it looks straight and thin enough to be from a cat. Seems too straight for human nail, and I assume none of their cats have their claws trimmed so they can scratch real easily when in a fighting mood, or if the cat just got pissed off from being held to long and bolted across his face.

Also stupid of him to say he was glad it happened near his face and not any vital organs, the eye is the only thing at any risk from a cat scratch, a claw to the chest isn't going to hit your heart.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

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Does Kevin not realize that the usual punchline to the "guess who has two thumbs joke" is "THIS GUY"?

 

[mrae]

I would absolutely rather have a scratch like that happen anywhere else on my body other than my face. Cat claws are disgusting and it's likely going to scar.