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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Er, that... doesn't look like a cat scratch to me, I've had enough of them and I'm trying to work out how a cat doing what he said it was would cause such a long, jagged injury - looks more like a human nail to me...cat scratches are generally thinner and there's more than one

Also, Kev asleep, but Kev knows how it happened? Maybe he's just shit at explaining things, or maybe Kevvie just lies (he's a troon so either or both could apply)

Who knows, who cares - it's still one ugly man

It wasn't a cat but it was definitely a bitch.

 

[Law]

Kevin, stop doing estradiol and start doing rogaine. Your hairline is receding faster than the hope in the eyes of the 200 alpaca you keep in a shed.
Also is it just me or do injuries seem to be rather common at the No Balls Corral?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also is it just me or do injuries seem to be rather common at the No Balls Corral?

They have no idea about farming so I'd be unsurprised.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin, stop doing estradiol and start doing rogaine. Your hairline is receding faster than the hope in the eyes of the 200 alpaca you keep in a shed.

He'll just start being a "non-binary trans woman" or whatever "showing the world how women rock a bald head" like his fellow insane troon James Gregory "Dr. Emmy Zje" Radich.
CISHETERONORMATIVE BEAUTY STANDARDS ARE TRANSPHOBIC RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Old Fart]

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Looks like the Kiwi-Planted Robot Attack Cat functions properly.

 

[Law]

Trans Exclusionary Radical Felines.

 

[Pond Scum]

That does look like some cat scratches I've gotten, and in my experience cat scratches tend to scar more than other cute. Punished Kevin incoming?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"Away from any important organs."

Well, the brain's in there, but I guess that just proves his point.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I've had cats for like 30 years now, and only ever got a scratch of this magnitude when prying them away when they happened to fight some dogs and just fucked me up in the heat of the battle. Dread to think what Kevie attempted to do in reality.

God willing he wasn't posting about any catgirls in recent days.

 

[BScCollateral]

Well, the brain's in there, but I guess that just proves his point.

Some cats can penetrate a human skull, but I don't think it was one of those.

 

[White Peach]

At 6AM Kev is still asleep but I could imagine that the rest of the tranch is getting going for the day, thus the cats are also starting their day. No matter where he flees, Kev can't escape the wages of sloth!

 

[Stowaway]

I once knew a cat who tried to smother its tormerntor in his sleep. I fully believe that if a cat did this, it was deliberate.

 

[Karen™]

Good old mode_view fell into Kevin's bre(a)d aisle thirst trap, then proceeded to have a virtual BDSM threesome with Kev and Wedge. Does anyone have a high-effort troon twitter account that he might allow to follow him? Seeing 2/3 of this thread just made me really want to read his part

Spoiler: censored lesbian threesome

Also, did we know that it's the year of the cow? I didn't!

Spoiler: obviously NSFW

Happy year of the cow, guys!

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

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Who the fuck is 'we'? Is Kevin actually so useless he can't deal with a cat scratch by himself?
Of course he is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It wasn't a cat but it was definitely a bitch.

or one of the transformers fell.

 

[Arch Zealot]

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Who the fuck is 'we'? Is Kevin actually so useless he can't deal with a cat scratch by himself?
Of course he is.

he went crying to Bonne knowing that he hates him. but just to rub it in that he is taking care of a big useless manchild

 

[ranine]

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Who the fuck is 'we'? Is Kevin actually so useless he can't deal with a cat scratch by himself?
Of course he is.

maybe he's finally back to larping as 'plural'

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

maybe he's finally back to larping as 'plural'

He eats like two people, that's for sure.

 

[Peaches Demure]

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Who the fuck is 'we'? Is Kevin actually so useless he can't deal with a cat scratch by himself?
Of course he is.

He's probably using the royal "we" to refer to himself. You know, like an actual sovereign,

 

[Easy Peasy]

Alcohol.
For being off grid survivalists, they're fucking stupid. While rubbing alcohol kills the germs and shit, it kills everything else too. Mild soap and water, a thin thin layer of vaseline. Repeat. Watch for signs of infection. Granted with kevin, how can you differentiate infection from his usual filth?