That went one of two ways
A. Owwie bonnie my booboo hurty uWu pwease take care of me
B. IT FUCKING HURTS YOU DUMB CUNT FIX IT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING SMACK YOU
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A. Owwie bonnie my booboo hurty uWu pwease take care of me
B. IT FUCKING HURTS YOU DUMB CUNT FIX IT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING SMACK YOU
Or Kevin just sat in front of his computer, bloated, tweeting, dead-eyed and motionless, while Bonnie silently attended to him like an insectoid drone, wondering how he ended up dabbing isopropyl alcohol on a balding man's sweaty forehead.
Aww. I miss Mode_View.Good old mode_view fell into Kevin's bre(a)d aisle thirst trap, then proceeded to have a virtual BDSM threesome with Kev and Wedge. Does anyone have a high-effort troon twitter account that he might allow to follow him? Seeing 2/3 of this thread just made me really want to read his part
View attachment 1867192 Also, did we know that it's the year of the cow? I didn't!
View attachment 1867201 Happy year of the cow, guys!
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A local paper that dubs itself "The Voice of Conservative Colorado" has reprinted and responded to the recent article about the tranch. The paper was mentioned several times in the article, including for having endorsed the armed right wing group that was demonstrating on the 4th of July. (The tranch fought back: "we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook".)
Editor's preface to the article:
Editor's response at the end of the article:
Article
The tranchers thought it wise to publicly shit on the locals and larp as commandos. Well, as Aesop taught, "be careful what you wish for, lest it come true."
Editor's preface to the article:
Editor/GG: Note the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel is prominently featured in the article (negatively, of course). Hold on to your cowboy hats, fellow patriots, this is one wild ride. For the first time ever, we are warning our readers that the article below is very, very disturbing. In many aspects. It might not be appropriate for some folks or children. Our apologies, but the citizens of this wonderful county need to know how the county has been portrayed.)
Editor's response at the end of the article:
(Editor/GG: Well folks, the veil has been lifted. For those of you who haven’t seen or experienced left-wing fascism, here it is. From Biden to Polis and all the way down to this hypocritical bunch of hate filled, xenophobes, they are all the same: filled with hate, paranoia, self-righteousness, intolerance, the desire to rule and control, and obsessed with violence. Their radical, narrow minded view of the world and of our rural community is the ONLY allowable view point. All of a sudden, the citizens of Custer County are fascists and nazis and they, who just landed here from, believe me, from some unknown progressive universe, the good people. The Good Americans. And we are hate filled,
Bible thumping, violent, bigoted
rednecks. Nice. Apparently, “LoveThy Neighbor” is not in their bible.
I guess it is okay for the unicorn commandos to show off all their firearm hardware (AR15, large bore “sniper rifle”, handguns, etc.) at their collective (see below) and IN TOWN but OMG, we are all fascists for carrying guns in our Independence Day Parade! (Last year’s Independence Day Parade, spontaneously put on by the citizens of Custer County, was the biggest and best EVER. Heck, half the county was in it. This seemed to offend the patriotic unicorns.)
The barely veiled threats that they will respond with deadly force if harassed is classic left-wing xenophobia and standard persecution complex behavior. The newspaper that wrote this and allowed us to reprint it (thanks) only allowed us one picture from the article (and they chose that). What you don’t see unless you go the web article, is that around half of the article’s other pictures showed the airborne alpaca commandos holding black rifles, open carrying in town, and a picture of a wall in their hovel with a bunch of rifles and progressive nut case flags. One picture showed one alpaca commando shopping in town, open carrying with the caption saying, approximately, that they have come to town in pairs, with guns, because of the danger here from the fascists and nazis. Folks, they mean YOU and ME. Paranoia anyone?
Who are the intolerant ones? Who is doing the hating? They use the classic progressive vehicle, ‘accuse your opponents with doing exactly what you are doing’ to attack us.
Are we pointing rifles at our neighbors on the road by our ranch? Are we hallucinating about “militias”, nazis and fascists patrolling around our land? Are we calling our neighbors we don’t even know horrible names? Good Grief! Everyone has been very nice to these folks. Seriously. This is truly sad and a challenge for Happy Valley.
So, how do we as a community go forward? With prayer. LOTS of prayer. God is the answer here. Not violence or confrontation. These are lost, lost souls, given to theatrics, and the only Christian way to deal with this is PRAYER. Lots of it. King Jesus is the answer. Let’s ask Him, again, for help. This is a tough case for the Holy Spirit, but He has seen worse. God sent these folks here for a reason. God Bless America and God Bless Custer County.)
Bible thumping, violent, bigoted
rednecks. Nice. Apparently, “LoveThy Neighbor” is not in their bible.
I guess it is okay for the unicorn commandos to show off all their firearm hardware (AR15, large bore “sniper rifle”, handguns, etc.) at their collective (see below) and IN TOWN but OMG, we are all fascists for carrying guns in our Independence Day Parade! (Last year’s Independence Day Parade, spontaneously put on by the citizens of Custer County, was the biggest and best EVER. Heck, half the county was in it. This seemed to offend the patriotic unicorns.)
The barely veiled threats that they will respond with deadly force if harassed is classic left-wing xenophobia and standard persecution complex behavior. The newspaper that wrote this and allowed us to reprint it (thanks) only allowed us one picture from the article (and they chose that). What you don’t see unless you go the web article, is that around half of the article’s other pictures showed the airborne alpaca commandos holding black rifles, open carrying in town, and a picture of a wall in their hovel with a bunch of rifles and progressive nut case flags. One picture showed one alpaca commando shopping in town, open carrying with the caption saying, approximately, that they have come to town in pairs, with guns, because of the danger here from the fascists and nazis. Folks, they mean YOU and ME. Paranoia anyone?
Who are the intolerant ones? Who is doing the hating? They use the classic progressive vehicle, ‘accuse your opponents with doing exactly what you are doing’ to attack us.
Are we pointing rifles at our neighbors on the road by our ranch? Are we hallucinating about “militias”, nazis and fascists patrolling around our land? Are we calling our neighbors we don’t even know horrible names? Good Grief! Everyone has been very nice to these folks. Seriously. This is truly sad and a challenge for Happy Valley.
So, how do we as a community go forward? With prayer. LOTS of prayer. God is the answer here. Not violence or confrontation. These are lost, lost souls, given to theatrics, and the only Christian way to deal with this is PRAYER. Lots of it. King Jesus is the answer. Let’s ask Him, again, for help. This is a tough case for the Holy Spirit, but He has seen worse. God sent these folks here for a reason. God Bless America and God Bless Custer County.)
The tranchers thought it wise to publicly shit on the locals and larp as commandos. Well, as Aesop taught, "be careful what you wish for, lest it come true."
Erm Kev, if your bits are 'loosening up' after exercise, all that further confirms (what we already knew) is that what you've got between your legs is indeed a wound - movement and sweat could certainly loosen up a wound, but as a natal 'vagina-haver' I can assure you that jogging on the spot isn't going to do diddly-squat - that's just not how they work - but seeing as you don't have one and your experience of them is likely limited to that time you emerged out of your mother's, I guess we can understand why you're just a tad confused...
Ugh call me a prude if you will, but surely this fucking shit is what DM's are for?
NOBODY in their right frame of mind wants to see your larping deranged cybersex 'foreplay'
Maybe he has finally remembered that he's supposed to be a 'plural' amongst one of his many psych 'ailments'...seems he's let that one drop of late, though...
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EIGHTEEN NAKED MAGAPEDES IN THE SHOWERS AT TRAN RANCH!
Unicron is probably going to fall off the shelf and give him a queer concussion.
Awaiting the Patriots vs Troon Shootout saga.
Kevin taken out in a strange friendly fire incident.
Oh this is absolute GOLD!!!
Way to make friends and influence people - publicly shit on your near neighbours by complaining what meanie fascists and bigots they are, to the point you need to be armed like your average platoon cos' scawwwy
I can imagine said neighbours have been extremely polite... we've seen the evidence that they've been given work etc...this is NOT going to go down well
Wonder what will happen now the residents are in no doubt about what the crazy tranny-dudes think of them after welcoming them into their community (I can't help thinking of that nasty tweet of Bonnie's, shitting on the lady in the shop who thanked them for open-carrying -ie 'It's not for YOU it's BECAUSE of people like you')
I know small communities well, and once you've burned your bridges, well, you be fucked!
I expect the Custer County residents won't turn up at Tranch with guns, but they sure as fuck won't forget this insult in a hurry...could be interesting if the work dries up and they can't get served in the shops...
The article is spot-on correct - troons preach 'tolerance' while being some of the most bigoted people walking, and the puff-piece proved that
Talk about backfire... couldn't happen to a more worthy bunch of dudes, I say
What's that saying again? The one the Troonicorns have obviously never heard of?
Oh, yea...
Don't Shit On Your Own Doorstep!
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Can't wait for Punished "Coomer" Kevin to smash in some mirrors and fight the Patriots with his merry rag-tag gang of troons.
It'd be hilarious if the scratch scarred, considering he's too retarded to use makeup like a real woman. Imagine coming across a scarred, fat man in women's clothing at target - I'd check with the cops if he wasn't a runaway sex offender, lol.
It'd be hilarious if the scratch scarred, considering he's too retarded to use makeup like a real woman. Imagine coming across a scarred, fat man in women's clothing at target - I'd check with the cops if he wasn't a runaway sex offender, lol.
Paging @Feline Supremacist did you do this?
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We are many; they are few. Cats are doing what humans refuse to do, striking a blow against troonery.
Oh I'm with you 100% - where would this thread be without it?
Kinda reminds me of pimple-popping videos - vile, sickening, but strangely compelling in the most disgusting way possible
It just proves how debauched and removed from reality they are - any 'bad name' they get can be squarely laid across their own huge man-shoulders, lol
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My serious take? Kevin was chasing cats and one of them got violent.
I don't think there's a domestic animal that has a lower tolerance for spazzing out than a cat.
Possible power level: I used to know a stray cat. It took several weeks before he would sit next to me, and a month and a half before he sat in my lap. I miss that cat, but I'd like to think I made his last year more pleasant.
I don't think there's a domestic animal that has a lower tolerance for spazzing out than a cat.
Possible power level: I used to know a stray cat. It took several weeks before he would sit next to me, and a month and a half before he sat in my lap. I miss that cat, but I'd like to think I made his last year more pleasant.
Oh my God. We've been experiencing a snow drought around here this year, but the snowflakes in this trigger warning ought to tide us over until December at least.
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Clueless Troon Farming episode number 763:
You live on a small plot of land high up in Colorado. It's covered in snow for large parts of the year, but even in summer next to fuck all grows there. You are trying to farm alpacas, a herbivorous animal, in numbers too great for your land were it to be relocated to one of the most fertile regions of the world. Consequently you have to ship in relatively expensive feed from outside for most of the year. Do you a) take steps to ensure that as much of that precious feed gets converted into alpaca fleece, or b) leave your animals to trample it into the ground, turn it into bedding, piss on it, and leave large amounts of it unpalatable and inedible. Surely the answer is obvious to anyone, even if you're fuckwitted enough to believe that chopping your cock off makes you into a real woman, and gutting said penis, tying a piece of string to what was the tip, then hanging the other end of that piece of string to your pelvis to create some sort of franken-chorizo stuffed with pus sweat and bacteria creates something that doctors can't distinguish from a vagina. Or maybe not.
You live on a small plot of land high up in Colorado. It's covered in snow for large parts of the year, but even in summer next to fuck all grows there. You are trying to farm alpacas, a herbivorous animal, in numbers too great for your land were it to be relocated to one of the most fertile regions of the world. Consequently you have to ship in relatively expensive feed from outside for most of the year. Do you a) take steps to ensure that as much of that precious feed gets converted into alpaca fleece, or b) leave your animals to trample it into the ground, turn it into bedding, piss on it, and leave large amounts of it unpalatable and inedible. Surely the answer is obvious to anyone, even if you're fuckwitted enough to believe that chopping your cock off makes you into a real woman, and gutting said penis, tying a piece of string to what was the tip, then hanging the other end of that piece of string to your pelvis to create some sort of franken-chorizo stuffed with pus sweat and bacteria creates something that doctors can't distinguish from a vagina. Or maybe not.
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