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[Swan]

"*I also live in an open concept geodome with no privacy at all, so it's not like I could close a door to keep them out of the bedroom. I also have no space. I can't fucking breathe (metaphorically). Eight months" - What Kevvie really wanted to reply (probably).

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

My serious take? Kevin was chasing cats and one of them got violent.

I don't think there's a domestic animal that has a lower tolerance for spazzing out than a cat.

Possible power level: I used to know a stray cat. It took several weeks before he would sit next to me, and a month and a half before he sat in my lap. I miss that cat, but I'd like to think I made his last year more pleasant.

My guess is the cat sat on his head while he was sleeping. He grabbed it to throw it off him and the cat got scared and attempted to hang on for dear life. That could explain the retarded cover story he concocted.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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"*I also live in an open concept geodome with no privacy at all, so it's not like I could close a door to keep them out of the bedroom. I also have no space. I can't fucking breathe (metaphorically). Eight months" - What Kevvie really wanted to reply (probably).

Is "brave" a code word for "fucking retarded" here? Did KevKev just get told in a non-offensive way?

 

[Earthworm Foucault]

Now that I think about it, kevin is probably to blame for all the new troons being lazy shits unwilling to lift a finger. He has like 10K followers (the most by far), always interacts with other alphabet people and spends all day talking about how little he does and how much he spends on plastic shit,. No wonder they come expecting Neverland and end up thinking they're in Dachau, because they're expected to exert themselves.

Given how much they seem to rely on both ample labour and general goodwill (for donations), I'm shocked one of them hasn't pulled Kevin aside and sternly told him that every $800 transformer he posts, is another dollar that Karen Moneybags, the do-good Democrat won't donate. Then again, he is a diaperfag, so I'm not surprised he doesn't understand the principal of 'don't shit where you eat'.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A local paper that dubs itself "The Voice of Conservative Colorado" has reprinted and responded to the recent article about the tranch. The paper was mentioned several times in the article, including for having endorsed the armed right wing group that was demonstrating on the 4th of July. (The tranch fought back: "we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook".)
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Editor's preface to the article:

Spoiler: "very, very disturbing"

Editor/GG: Note the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel is prominently featured in the article (negatively, of course). Hold on to your cowboy hats, fellow patriots, this is one wild ride. For the first time ever, we are warning our readers that the article below is very, very disturbing. In many aspects. It might not be appropriate for some folks or children. Our apologies, but the citizens of this wonderful county need to know how the county has been portrayed.)

Editor's response at the end of the article:

Spoiler: "hypocritical bunch of hate filled xenophobes"

(Editor/GG: Well folks, the veil has been lifted. For those of you who haven’t seen or experienced left-wing fascism, here it is. From Biden to Polis and all the way down to this hypocritical bunch of hate filled, xenophobes, they are all the same: filled with hate, paranoia, self-righteousness, intolerance, the desire to rule and control, and obsessed with violence. Their radical, narrow minded view of the world and of our rural community is the ONLY allowable view point. All of a sudden, the citizens of Custer County are fascists and nazis and they, who just landed here from, believe me, from some unknown progressive universe, the good people. The Good Americans. And we are hate filled,
Bible thumping, violent, bigoted
rednecks. Nice. Apparently, “LoveThy Neighbor” is not in their bible.
I guess it is okay for the unicorn commandos to show off all their firearm hardware (AR15, large bore “sniper rifle”, handguns, etc.) at their collective (see below) and IN TOWN but OMG, we are all fascists for carrying guns in our Independence Day Parade! (Last year’s Independence Day Parade, spontaneously put on by the citizens of Custer County, was the biggest and best EVER. Heck, half the county was in it. This seemed to offend the patriotic unicorns.)
The barely veiled threats that they will respond with deadly force if harassed is classic left-wing xenophobia and standard persecution complex behavior. The newspaper that wrote this and allowed us to reprint it (thanks) only allowed us one picture from the article (and they chose that). What you don’t see unless you go the web article, is that around half of the article’s other pictures showed the airborne alpaca commandos holding black rifles, open carrying in town, and a picture of a wall in their hovel with a bunch of rifles and progressive nut case flags. One picture showed one alpaca commando shopping in town, open carrying with the caption saying, approximately, that they have come to town in pairs, with guns, because of the danger here from the fascists and nazis. Folks, they mean YOU and ME. Paranoia anyone?
Who are the intolerant ones? Who is doing the hating? They use the classic progressive vehicle, ‘accuse your opponents with doing exactly what you are doing’ to attack us.
Are we pointing rifles at our neighbors on the road by our ranch? Are we hallucinating about “militias”, nazis and fascists patrolling around our land? Are we calling our neighbors we don’t even know horrible names? Good Grief! Everyone has been very nice to these folks. Seriously. This is truly sad and a challenge for Happy Valley.
So, how do we as a community go forward? With prayer. LOTS of prayer. God is the answer here. Not violence or confrontation. These are lost, lost souls, given to theatrics, and the only Christian way to deal with this is PRAYER. Lots of it. King Jesus is the answer. Let’s ask Him, again, for help. This is a tough case for the Holy Spirit, but He has seen worse. God sent these folks here for a reason. God Bless America and God Bless Custer County.)

Article

The tranchers thought it wise to publicly shit on the locals and larp as commandos. Well, as Aesop taught, "be careful what you wish for, lest it come true."

Was that when they beat up a woman?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He's probably using the royal "we" to refer to himself. You know, like an actual sovereign,

If Sam Smith can call himself ”they”, I (sorry, We) demand that Our pronouns, which affect how We are perceived by peasants, are used by all of Our loyal subjects. Our pronouns are We and Our, and whosoever disobeys them shall be found guilty of Transphobia and burnt at the stake by Our Inquisition of Love and Tolerance.

A local paper that dubs itself "The Voice of Conservative Colorado" has reprinted and responded to the recent article about the tranch. The paper was mentioned several times in the article, including for having endorsed the armed right wing group that was demonstrating on the 4th of July. (The tranch fought back: "we came back and started antifa accounts on Instagram. We called them out on being Nazis by tweeting about them, then on Facebook".)
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Editor's preface to the article:

Spoiler: "very, very disturbing"

Editor/GG: Note the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel is prominently featured in the article (negatively, of course). Hold on to your cowboy hats, fellow patriots, this is one wild ride. For the first time ever, we are warning our readers that the article below is very, very disturbing. In many aspects. It might not be appropriate for some folks or children. Our apologies, but the citizens of this wonderful county need to know how the county has been portrayed.)

Editor's response at the end of the article:

Spoiler: "hypocritical bunch of hate filled xenophobes"

(Editor/GG: Well folks, the veil has been lifted. For those of you who haven’t seen or experienced left-wing fascism, here it is. From Biden to Polis and all the way down to this hypocritical bunch of hate filled, xenophobes, they are all the same: filled with hate, paranoia, self-righteousness, intolerance, the desire to rule and control, and obsessed with violence. Their radical, narrow minded view of the world and of our rural community is the ONLY allowable view point. All of a sudden, the citizens of Custer County are fascists and nazis and they, who just landed here from, believe me, from some unknown progressive universe, the good people. The Good Americans. And we are hate filled,
Bible thumping, violent, bigoted
rednecks. Nice. Apparently, “LoveThy Neighbor” is not in their bible.
I guess it is okay for the unicorn commandos to show off all their firearm hardware (AR15, large bore “sniper rifle”, handguns, etc.) at their collective (see below) and IN TOWN but OMG, we are all fascists for carrying guns in our Independence Day Parade! (Last year’s Independence Day Parade, spontaneously put on by the citizens of Custer County, was the biggest and best EVER. Heck, half the county was in it. This seemed to offend the patriotic unicorns.)
The barely veiled threats that they will respond with deadly force if harassed is classic left-wing xenophobia and standard persecution complex behavior. The newspaper that wrote this and allowed us to reprint it (thanks) only allowed us one picture from the article (and they chose that). What you don’t see unless you go the web article, is that around half of the article’s other pictures showed the airborne alpaca commandos holding black rifles, open carrying in town, and a picture of a wall in their hovel with a bunch of rifles and progressive nut case flags. One picture showed one alpaca commando shopping in town, open carrying with the caption saying, approximately, that they have come to town in pairs, with guns, because of the danger here from the fascists and nazis. Folks, they mean YOU and ME. Paranoia anyone?
Who are the intolerant ones? Who is doing the hating? They use the classic progressive vehicle, ‘accuse your opponents with doing exactly what you are doing’ to attack us.
Are we pointing rifles at our neighbors on the road by our ranch? Are we hallucinating about “militias”, nazis and fascists patrolling around our land? Are we calling our neighbors we don’t even know horrible names? Good Grief! Everyone has been very nice to these folks. Seriously. This is truly sad and a challenge for Happy Valley.
So, how do we as a community go forward? With prayer. LOTS of prayer. God is the answer here. Not violence or confrontation. These are lost, lost souls, given to theatrics, and the only Christian way to deal with this is PRAYER. Lots of it. King Jesus is the answer. Let’s ask Him, again, for help. This is a tough case for the Holy Spirit, but He has seen worse. God sent these folks here for a reason. God Bless America and God Bless Custer County.)

Article

The tranchers thought it wise to publicly shit on the locals and larp as commandos. Well, as Aesop taught, "be careful what you wish for, lest it come true."

I can guarantee you that more people read the Sangre de Cristo Sentinel than care about the Troon Ranch.

 

[Chris Konon]

That article reprint is gonna increase the troon's paranoia. They will be seeing Nazis everywhere, and will be paranoid about it. The tension will build up, and I can already smell a tragedy - I hope that I'm wrong, and they won't hurt an innocent person.

I think that Bonnie is quite trigger happy, and just waits for occasion to draw his weapon on someone.
Troon Waco is inevitable.

 

[Law]

Given how much they seem to rely on both ample labour and general goodwill (for donations), I'm shocked one of them hasn't pulled Kevin aside and sternly told him that every $800 transformer he posts, is another dollar that Karen Moneybags, the do-good Democrat won't donate. Then again, he is a diaperfag, so I'm not surprised he doesn't understand the principal of 'don't shit where you eat'.

Kevin's posts about buying toys, playing , wanking and sleeping all day are what lures in the fresh meat. Bonnie and Penny probably hate him, but they need the attention and donations. So they're forced into storing his toys and paying for his wi-fi and hot pockets.

 

[Stowaway]

I think that Bonnie is quite trigger happy, and just waits for occasion to draw his weapon on someone.
Troon Waco is inevitable.

The local conservative newsletter (or whatever it is) officially declaring war is a big step. It elevates Troon Waco from "This could actually happen" to "2021 might be the year."

I'll rate myself optimistic, but I don't really want to see anyone get killed. (Unless it's the pacas pulling an Animal Farm and taking the geodesic dome for themselves, in which case I hope they turn omnivore and feast on the flesh of their former captors.)

 

[Arch Zealot]

quick question for those that have that farming experiance.
do you also keep alpacas for their meat like you do with sheep and lamb?
or is it only the luxery (properbly not so luxerius in this case) wool?

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

pre-stopped dilating: dilates less, attempts alternatives

I believe he managed to get the second extra small dilator (whatever size that's supposed to be) in after the whole 'exercise loosens my vag' claim, but there's probably a cap to how much scar tissue can stretch. It'd be funny if he slimmed down by exercising more trying to turn his fauxgina into silly putty.

Clueless Troon Farming episode number 763

Do they seriously not even have feeders? What an exhausting waste of feed. Of course they want to lay in it, everything else is hard, rocky and cold. Are they going to try and salvage any of it before the big snow? Probably not.

They're the ones antagonizing a town they moved into, sitting and waiting with a sniper rifle to shoot random people, calling everyone Nazis - but of course, they're the ones living rent free.

 

[White Devil]

You know if any of those batshit troons actually kill someone out of perceived insane whatever, it's going to bring that whole town and maybe county down on their shitty little tranch?

If we're lucky, it could be soon.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

You live on a small plot of land high up in Colorado. It's covered in snow for large parts of the year, but even in summer next to fuck all grows there. You are trying to farm alpacas, a herbivorous animal, in numbers too great for your land were it to be relocated to one of the most fertile regions of the world. Consequently you have to ship in relatively expensive feed from outside for most of the year. Do you a) take steps to ensure that as much of that precious feed gets converted into alpaca fleece, or b) leave your animals to trample it into the ground, turn it into bedding, piss on it, and leave large amounts of it unpalatable and inedible. Surely the answer is obvious to anyone, even if you're fuckwitted enough to believe that chopping your cock off makes you into a real woman, and gutting said penis, tying a piece of string to what was the tip, then hanging the other end of that piece of string to your pelvis to create some sort of franken-chorizo stuffed with pus sweat and bacteria creates something that doctors can't distinguish from a vagina. Or maybe not.

Jeez they can’t even bother to buy or build feed rings??? That is the fastest way to keep animals from laying in it. Which they will want to do since it is usually insulating and dry.

edit: ninjaed

 

[Stowaway]

do you also keep alpacas for their meat like you do with sheep and lamb?

I found some places online that are trying to make it happen. Seems like there was a coordinated push for it in 2015 (it's low in cholesterol!). Researsh suggests it's not even common to get in Peru, unless you're staying with a family that raises their own.

I'm old enough to remember when they tried to make ostrich meat a thing circa 1995. Americans are not adventurous eaters. You have to press offal into hotdogs and chicken McNuggets before most of us will touch it.

 

[Swan]

quick question for those that have that farming experiance.
do you also keep alpacas for their meat like you do with sheep and lamb?
or is it only the luxery (properbly not so luxerius in this case) wool?

I'm not a farmer but I'm very close to a family of farmers. Alpacas are usually only kept for their wool. In some cases (at least with farms local in my area), they are also open to the public and charge a (small) fee for parents to bring their kids to the farm and interact with the animals. I think The Tranch would make some bank if they became a makeshift alpaca petting zoo.

 

[Arch Zealot]

I'm not a farmer but I'm very close to a family of farmers. Alpacas are usually only kept for their wool. In some cases (at least with farms local in my area), they are also open to the public and charge a (small) fee for parents to bring their kids to the farm and interact with the animals. I think The Tranch would make some bank if they became a makeshift alpaca petting zoo.

aye but for that to happen they would have to stop pointing guns at anyone as close as their neighbors driveway

 

[White Devil]

I'm not a farmer but I'm very close to a family of farmers. Alpacas are usually only kept for their wool. In some cases (at least with farms local in my area), they are also open to the public and charge a (small) fee for parents to bring their kids to the farm and interact with the animals. I think The Tranch would make some bank if they became a makeshift alpaca petting zoo.

You think anyone in that small community that the tranch has been publicly shit talking is going to bring their kids to that nut farm? Without milk crates of molotov cocktails that is.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I'm not surprised he doesn't understand the principal of 'don't shit where you eat'.

Of course he doesn’t. He gets off on stewing in his own waste, remember?

The conservative rag was pearl-clutching from that article alone. Wonder how rabid they’d get if they knew just how deep the amhole goes.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

quick question for those that have that farming experiance.
do you also keep alpacas for their meat like you do with sheep and lamb?
or is it only the luxery (properbly not so luxerius in this case) wool?

I don’t but I know of a couple of farms that keep a few to help with predators. They spit like llamas so they can be helpful for herd protection. But other then that you really don’t get enough wool off them to pay for running them commercially. The market for alpaca wool is very niche compared to sheep. As for meat, here in burgerland they would be better off running sheep and selling the meat through a local farmers market or some other niche.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Rural areas, surprisingly, have a pretty decent tolerance for weirdos. I grew up in a rural area and as long as you keep your crazy confined to your own property, they generally leave you alone. They keep an eye on you, but it's pretty much live and let live as long as you aren't doing something really awful. What they don't have tolerance for, though, is shit talk. Disrespecting the town or their family name is enough to get your ass kicked, especially by the more lower class/redneck types. Most won't resort to violence, but they will snub you. They sure as hell won't pitch in to help you out if you need assistance like they normally would. That might not be an issue for the troons, but those poor animals are going to suffer because no one will offer any help to a bunch of ingrate transplants who think they are better than the "ignorant townfolk".

The tranch loonies were probably too stupid to realize that this article would get back to the normies. They probably think people like that only watch Fox News. They also don't understand that news like this will spread faster than a wildfire. Well, troons get off on persecution. Now they won't have to make it up. Everyone really will hate them in that town. Especially once word gets out that they are the ones who screwed up recycling.