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Marshal Mannerheim

Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
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Kev Kev would see all the kids as potential eggs and would be low key grooming them.
That's implying he isn't already.
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”cw weight loss”
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ABDL's and troons. You just need a sissy hypno fan to get the unholy trinity of fetishists.
 

Billy Herrington

God bless Nico Nico Douga.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but there's a decent viewer base for toy unboxing and reviews, no? He orders enough already that he could do one of those channels easily, especially with that massive Transformers toy he has coming in if he could cobble together an interesting format and personality he could probably pull in decent views on that. He's just looking for reasons not to do anything.

"interesting format and personality" there's your problem
 

Law

hates dogs, loves vicodin
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Correct me if I'm wrong but there's a decent viewer base for toy unboxing and reviews, no? He orders enough already that he could do one of those channels easily, especially with that massive Transformers toy he has coming in if he could cobble together an interesting format and personality he could probably pull in decent views on that. He's just looking for reasons not to do anything.
Generating income for the Tranch is capitalism, and that's evil.
Icky females might watch his channel, can't have that.
Plus, Kevie's dead coomer stare would frighten viewers away.
 

BoobWhiskers

phantom feminized testicles
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Rate me retarded, but when he says "collective" does he mean an actual group of people or is this one person with headmates or plurals or whatever Kevin claims to have but forgets to LARP all the time
The tweet chain talking about the 'collective's also mentions pulling three cars out of the snow or a ditch or something so assumedly it means an actual group of people. Who are apparently completely incompetent when it comes to existing in winter in a place that snows. How in the fuck do you get three cars stuck?
Also probably a bad sign if the chicken doesn't have a flock to be with.
I mean, there wasn't a whole lot of chicken housing that we knew of to begin with could it be possible they just shoved all the animals into that single shed and called it good?
 

CheesyBoy

Don't worry, I also hate myself.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but there's a decent viewer base for toy unboxing and reviews, no? He orders enough already that he could do one of those channels easily, especially with that massive Transformers toy he has coming in if he could cobble together an interesting format and personality he could probably pull in decent views on that. He's just looking for reasons not to do anything.
Those are primarily viewed by children, which not only would a lot of parents not want their kids watching some man child troon unboxing toys, but children's content on YouTube is an absolute legal nightmare.
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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On the whole JimJam "41% and not just fat" Sterling situation, Kev twatted this so far:
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(archive)
The rest is retweets.

Choice cuts:
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Sperging about Celeste, how typical.

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"Military hurr bad but military actually gud cuz rapey grandpa Joe allows trannies to serve"

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"Militry actually ver gud cuz IDK lusting after creture dick"

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No comment needed here. Kev however isn't cooming in the thread.

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Why aren't they offering safe haven for this oppressed TWOC?

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Filtered to Hell and back with a couple of demonic signs, prime Womb Wizard bait since his soft birb is intact.

Conclusion: nothing out of the ordinary. I think Kev finds Mx James Stephanie Sterling hideous (big surprise there) but he has to render unto Troonsar so he's trying to be as positive as possible.
 

Marshal Mannerheim

Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
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Iron Hamster

Days DSP has waited for Twitch apology: 39
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The tweet chain talking about the 'collective's also mentions pulling three cars out of the snow or a ditch or something so assumedly it means an actual group of people. Who are apparently completely incompetent when it comes to existing in winter in a place that snows. How in the fuck do you get three cars stuck?
C'mon silly.......you know women can't drive in the snow. :lol:
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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Correct me if I'm wrong but there's a decent viewer base for toy unboxing and reviews, no? He orders enough already that he could do one of those channels easily, especially with that massive Transformers toy he has coming in if he could cobble together an interesting format and personality he could probably pull in decent views on that. He's just looking for reasons not to do anything.
I doubt the world is clamoring for a smelly, socially stunted manbaby version of Stuart Ashens.
 

Hamberlard Raid

True & Honest Fan
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Happy 700 pages Kevin! We have accumulated 100 pages in the past five weeks! To refresh your memory, here is a quick and dirty (like Kev’s meat sock inversion) summary of what happened since we hit page 600…
  • Kevin began boofing progesterone to realize his true & honest female horniness
  • After hearing the disappointing news of the US $600 stimulus, Kevin muses about spending 500 of those dollars on a Pokémon sheep plushie
  • Kevin considers the prospect of participating in MtF uterine transplants
  • The Tranch’s Christmas gift registry is released, which in part consisted of epilators, bee-keeping suits, and a sport watch
  • Pictures of miserable housecats are released, surrounded by filth piled from floor to desktop
  • Kevin procrastinates fixing one of the cats
  • Following the crude insertion of a vaginal vibrator into an open wound, Kevin complains of crotch rot pain (don’t worry guys, he can still coom)
  • Mistress Penny cooks his colony of deformed he-goblins a Christmas dinner that one would require a Tetanus booster shot and a statin before eating
  • Kevin celebrates 3.5 years on HRT
  • The legendary troon appeared to have ran out of cope as he admits dilation became impossible, just one year after the castration
  • “Goddess I wanna choke on some dick rn”
  • Ol’ Wedge fantasizes about a dystopian future wherein transwomen violently and forcefully remove the uteruses of cis women a la Jack the Ripper to return them to their rightful owners
  • With no available context, Kevin tweets “hi I’m holes”
  • Kevin describes his roommate situation as “untenable” by virtue of man-children lacking any appreciable communication skills
  • Kevin self-diagnoses Tourette’s syndrome which has been worsening due to the surrounding troon rage
  • After receiving said stimulus, Kevin purchases yet another $186 plastic robot instead of estrogen or any other “essential” pharmaceutical
  • E-begs for health insurance payments
  • Kevin celebrates the brief downtime of the Kiwi Farms domain
  • Celebrates his two-year anniversary of “being collared”
  • We are treated to an image of Kevin on an elliptical whereby his square goblin figure and Hank Hill buttocks are exposed in all their glory
  • To improve said buttocks, Kevin vows to mildly exercise each day, much to the chagrin of a contemporary troon whom asserts not to “overexert” himself
  • KF user @Bonk had a run-in with Kevin and his private profile on Overwatch, Kevin played as the character “Junk Rat” (Oh, how fitting)
  • Kevin releases a video of him chucking more plastic toys across his hoard
  • Kevin allocates all his spoons to shelving his Transformer collection
  • The puff-piece about the Tranch, first hinted at in November 2020, is released
  • Said article reveals how psychopathic, paranoid, and antagonistic against their community the ranchers are
  • The back wall of Kevin’s wound vag is becoming increasingly inaccessible
  • We learn of a close-by ranch, named “Mission: Wolf”, that is a mirror image of our Tranch in every sense of the word
  • A genuine woman by the name “Benjibear” joins the troonosphere as a “metamour through Nicki” or whatever the fuck that means
  • “MY. VAG. IS. NOT. A. WOUND.”, said the eunuch who still practices wound care for his genital region
  • Benjibear takes a step back from Twitter by virtue of her self-admitted cringiness
  • Kevin poses naked with a large dog named Worf, presumably, one of the many animals the Tranch hoards
  • From KF user @Punished Spoon , we learn of Kevin’s legacy in the Transformers-collecting Facebook groups
  • As one can imagine, he acts like a braggadocious, envious, and petulant child that harasses random nerds on Facebook for owning plastic toys that he does not currently own
  • Several Twitter users including AutismChann, AUGASMIC, and CultDrugs reply to a massive shitstorm of a thread initiated by the “anti-transphobic” National Farmers Union of America wherein they expose the unethical animal hoarding the Tranch engages in (as well as the malignant auto-gynephilia and misogyny)
  • Penny goes full “IT’S MA’AM!” at one Twitter user but deletes his seethe-posts shortly after posting
  • More users reference, praise, and encourage other users to read Kev’s KF thread
  • Bonnie jumps in to claim there is “plenty of space” for the alpacas
  • KF user @Logical Fallacies managed to capture a hilariously sad image of one of the alpacas
  • The thread begins noticing a strange trend with Kevin posing naked with animals for pictures
  • User @Punished Spoon returns to inform the thread about how the Facebook group moderators are unwilling to provide screenshots of Kevin’s lunacy, so PS asked other group members if they have any information
  • Kevin celebrates wobbling on an elliptical for 11 consecutive days by forgetting to dilate
  • He then claims that exercise helps him loosen his “vag” and brags about how many Twitter users he has groomed into trooning out over the years
  • Kevin is awoken by a scared cat skittering away
  • However, according to Kevin, the cat uses his face as a launch pad and leaves him with a large scratch
  • The Voice of Conservative Colorado responds to the fluff piece about the Tranch and Penny’s seething is glorious
  • This illustrates how hostile the troons are toward the community at large
  • More photos are released showing the terrible living conditions the livestock are subjected to: overcrowding, frozen floors, diarrhea-encrusted alpaca fur, exposed insulation, and poor chicken flocking behaviors (as noted by user @Apotheosis of the Liver )
Whew, that was more than what was expected. Big ups to @0 1 for curating one of the best threads the Kiwi Farms has to offer. So, in summary,
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TL;DR Kevin's crotch is closing, the town hates the Tranch, & Twitter is slowly turning against Kevryn.
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ConsoleWarVet

Auditioning for Sock Commercials
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It’s fucking wild that the least fucked up looking inhabitant of the Coompound is the orc LARPer
Not to "well ackshually" you, but he lives somewhere around Seattle or Portland iirc and actually appears to have a decent tech job. I thinks he's a rare breed of troon who keeps their weird deviant shit outside of work.

But it's been a while since I've seen from that specimen, they could be unemployed and couch surfing with six other degenerates by now.

I wish I could find a way to turn my autistic memory for random cow facts into something actually important.
 

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