Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

I’ve read about Kevin’s amhole and only been moderately grossed out but “schlick” disturbs me greatly.

It's also inaccurate, with the amhole it's less 'schlicking' and more 'scraping'.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Now, I'm feeling... disturbed. He's genuinely never given me pedo vibes before, but how else can you explain him seeing a 9 year old cartoon kid's relationship with her father figure as anything but platonic and familial? It's just disgusting.

He's simply trying to justify the fact that he consumes nothing but childrens media by trying to make it more adult.

 

[The Dude]

He's previously said he'd block underage followers
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But holy shit that animootion consoomer sperging is way too suspicious. "Wreck it Ralph" is about some big, dumb, oaf redneck and his spunky 10 year old side kick. If you're reading a sexual relationship into that, you're dangerous.

Could be that Kev is just trying to avoid temptation, knowing that being a creep towards kids on Twitter would not end well for him.

i got no problem with body modifications. Piercings and ink are fine (in moderation). It’s a way to express yourself and I dig that.
Extreme body modifications like horns under your skin, elf ear surgery, and anything of that sort is just not normal. These people have some deep rooted issues that they need to tackle but would rather bottle them up and install horns on their fucking head.

That argument could be made about trans people in general: deep rooted issues that they refuse to tackle and instead express themselves in unhealthy and even dangerous ways to cope.

 

[mooey]

More hard work at play from Kevvie.

@Chapstick4Lyfe Not sure if you have this one yet.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He's simply trying to justify the fact that he consumes nothing but childrens media by trying to make it more adult.

What is it with soyboys and loving children's media?

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

What is it with soyboys and loving children's media?

They're all emotionally stunted and never matured past the age of 12?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

More hard work at play from Kevvie.

@Chapstick4Lyfe Not sure if you have this one yet.

This asswipe just bought a sack full of toys and has been talking non-stop about all of the toys he's planning on purchasing, yet retards still line up to give him money. https://archive.vn/q6tTe

He's using the excuse he set up a few weeks ago about his health insurance being messed up. Looks like he's asking early though, he begged on Jan 7 so you would think he would be good until second week of Feb. He's at $2004+ now.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They're all emotionally stunted and never matured past the age of 12?

That explains a lot about Movieblob.

 

[sperginity]

As long as we are pitching business ideas for tranch, I had one that fixes two problems at once. One problem is having a bunch of yarn that is nearly worthless, and the other is kevin's amhole making him unable to do the hard work involved with farming (and I assume there are other troons that sit around the house all day). They could use the yarn to crochet stuffed unicorns or alpacas or whatever and sell them at inflated prices since its for "charity". Crochet isn't very difficult and is usually done while seated. The hardest part of that scheme is having someone keep track of all the addresses and shipping rates & driving it out to the post office a couple times a month. Other lolcows have failed at exactly that point when they could have actually been successful (like tess hollidays t-shirt sales and ALR's gift card shipping fiasco). I want the ranch to stay around until waco day comes damnit, I hope they don't just give up and leave quietly like the sisterwood did.

 

[Friendly Futa]

With pot being legal in Colorado I just thought they could turn the ranch into some cannabis farm/alpaca petting zoo tourist attraction.

 

[Stowaway]

I don't think they're farming anything but dirt on that stretch of desert.

 

[Easy Peasy]

They don't even have to drive in to town and deal with the evil cis at the post office. They can schedule weekly pickups at the tranch, say every Thursday, and not even leave the house. but we're expecting them to have a successful venture and I dont think thats at all possible

 

[Friendly Futa]

More hard work at play from Kevvie.

@Chapstick4Lyfe Not sure if you have this one yet.

Oh God he has paypigs now.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Oh God he has paypigs now.

Not just any paypig, the Archdemon Muchael himself.

 

[Cabelaz]

I just threw up in my mouth reading the OP.
I think the part that did me over was the fact he touched his disgusting crevice for an hour straight.

 

[NattyDaddy]

I just threw up in my mouth reading the OP.
I think the part that did me over was the fact he touched his disgusting crevice for an hour straight.

Welcome to the Hole.

 

[Neko GF]

Those darn bills!

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1354148219148623873 (Archive)

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I don't think they're farming anything but dirt on that stretch of desert.

They COULD farm, they're just too dumb and lazy. Alfalfa grows excellently in the high desert, but that would require more water rights than they currently have, and they could also ranch profitable livestock, like cattle... but again. Dumb and lazy.

 

[gangweedfan]

by sheer coincidence 140$ is the GME stock price right now. Is kev kev getting in on the pump and dump?

 

[The Dude]

"DM me babe and get spoiled."



Besides, Kev-boi is already spoiled. The Am Hole is a putrid fistula of festering horribleness.