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[papaya]

Ngl I absolutely love it that these degenerates castrate themselves. Like, it brings a smile to my face.

It really cannot be overstated how much these oxygen-stealers hate women. Their whole fetish revolves around the idea that being a woman is the most humiliating thing possible.

They put Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell to shame when it comes to being a slimy, regressive, woman-hating piece of shit.

It's like karmic distribution that if you coom too hard to being a sexist pig, you eventually lose the opportunity to ever coom again.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

It's impossible to have these things because I reapeat:

MOST OF THE GODDAMN COCK NERVES ARE DESTROYED.

So yep, they are lying.

Cock nerves? I would fuck a cantaloupe if I had some.

Their whole fetish revolves around the idea that being a woman is the most humiliating thing possible.

That's why I don't like them.

 

[Livecorpse]

Who wants to bet if Kevin tries anal he doesn't use an enema beforehand and Wedge gets poopdick?

He won't even get that far. I'm betting either he doesn't shower beforehand and Wedge gets confronted with unwiped, hairy man-ass, or they don't use enough lube and Kev ends up in awful pain.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

COPE

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Bonnie gonna force you to use the correct pronouns at gun point bigot

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Kevin : "If I did a successful DP I could die happy"

Kevin you would die if you did a DP.


As other Kiwis have stated, the sheer amount of cope of a man who got a neo vag not in any small part because he "never got used" to anal ends up having to eat the sour grapes.

Big semperfi to the kiwi who pointed out that in October kevin called us out saying he has more sex than us. Kevin, you had sex twice, not two sexual partners, just two times. Not only is that embarrassing that you live with your "Girlfriends" and "Master" thus proving that lesbain bed death is a very real thing, but you also proved us right when we pressed a big X on you having enjoyable PIV sex with Hailey.

SRS, not even once.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

He won't even get that far. I'm betting either he doesn't shower beforehand and Wedge gets confronted with unwiped, hairy man-ass, or they don't use enough lube and Kev ends up in awful pain.

Kevin and wedge are getting together again? Can't believe anyone would put their mouth near that thing.

 

[White Devil]

Can't believe anyone would put their mouth near that thing.

It was worth 100 woke points though.

 

[Big Guy]

It was worth 100 woke points though.

Was it really worth it, though?

 

[White Devil]

Was it really worth it, though?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

It was worth 100 woke points though.

That and $2 gets you a McDouble.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

That and $2 gets you a McDouble.

We joke, but the Tranchers and Movie Blob would team up on a social justice credit system that unlocks ever more decadent tiers of free fast food while consigning the undesirables to starvation, without blinking once.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin, and the rest of the Tranch inhabitants are probably on disability.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

I can't believe Kevin of all people had the actual balls, oh wait, the nerve, oh wait, the gull, there we go, to actually say that kiwi's have less sex than him.

 

[White Devil]

I can't believe Kevin of all people had the actual balls, oh wait, the nerve, oh wait, the gull, there we go, to actually say that kiwi's have less sex than him.

Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.

 

[wry wrangler]

Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.

And he'll never have one again.

At least I can get off, one way or another.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.

And, yet? Still talks about sex all the time. So weird.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kevin hasn't had an actual orgasm since the chop.

Fuck me that really is depressing. I was going to say that there’s a 99% chance that all the kiwi‘s in this thread I’ve had more sex than Kevin has this year. I didn’t say it because I didn’t want to assume because I’m sure there’s some people here who are forever alone Incels or what not. But I just realize that even a forever alone Incel can have an orgasm with little to no effort and I think that kevin would trade anything in the world to have an normal orgasm. Not a frustrating Game of lube and Tetris followed by a two hour Twitter postmortem about how it wasn’t what he was expecting but he still hopeful.

And, yet? Still talks about sex all the time. So weird.

The guy with a small stick often talks about how big his dick is, the guy who’s closeted gay is normally the one talking most about gay scenarios or how much he hates them. It’s over compensation to the max.

 

[John Furrman]

I forgot how well the whole ending speech (mostly) fits Kev. With apologies to Harlan Ellison.

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You've inspired me

The Maw of Sadness (2021)

 

[KooksandFreaks]

You've inspired me

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The Maw of Sadness (2021)

Very bleak and creepy. Still looks better than Kevin's neo vagina.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Kevin : "If I did a successful DP I could die happy"

Kevin you would die if you did a DP.


As other Kiwis have stated, the sheer amount of cope of a man who got a neo vag not in any small part because he "never got used" to anal ends up having to eat the sour grapes.

Big semperfi to the kiwi who pointed out that in October kevin called us out saying he has more sex than us. Kevin, you had sex twice, not two sexual partners, just two times. Not only is that embarrassing that you live with your "Girlfriends" and "Master" thus proving that lesbain bed death is a very real thing, but you also proved us right when we pressed a big X on you having enjoyable PIV sex with Hailey.

SRS, not even once.

David Carradine famously died from some kind of erotic asphyxiation play, and something about the circumstance and the famous picture of his dead body remind me of Kevin.



Before I proceed: no, I don't want Kevin hurt or dead. Hi Kevin!

David died in some seedy Thai hotel, doing what he'd been doing his whole life: chasing that ultimate coom. Fucker was into bondage and other dumb kinky shit. (Seriously people, umm... vaginas already exist and they're great.) In that regard he's similar to Kevin, both destroying their bodies chasing that orgasm. But at least David kept his penis intact so he actually COULD orgasm.

My honest prediction is that if Kevin decides to do a dirty deed, I think he'll end up severely injuring himself and require emergency care. He'll develop one nasty ass fistula (which is a word I didn't know until this thread) plus whatever else Mother Nature has in store for him. It wont' be cinematic. His tranch life will be put on indefinite hold because even the Tenacious Turd Ranch farms won't have the resources to care for an invalid with hefty medical bills and special needs greater than a simple hemorrhoid donut. He and his depleted inheritance will have to go back to the city and he'll be bitter towards all them forever.

 

[Actinidia]

You've inspired me

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The Maw of Sadness (2021)

Reminds me of that Chernobyl "Elephant's Foot", but who wouldn't rather die trying to fuck that than Kevryn?