Of course it'd leave him ”sore” because sticking a vibrating thing into an open wound is no bueno.
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He definitely used a Hitachi Magic Wand. Not a knock-off, because KevKev has enough money to burn on his degenerate coomer fantasies.
And a more recent incident, the one you were right about:
So yes, Kev does own both a Magic Wand and a bullet vibrator, and can't use either to coom.kevin put a vibrator in amhole, and now it hurts.
If you're feeling down about Penny and Bonny abusing and neglecting their animals, the Mission: Wolf website has a bunch of adorable pictures of wolf-dog hybrid puppies.
I agree, they should just circle-of-life this shit and pack it up. Frozen eggs? Alpacas, an animal that evolved in the freaking Andes, freezing to death? How are they so bad at this? It's just cruelty at this point.
It's heartening to see that there are sane people on Twitter who block that stuff instead of mindlessly repeating "sex positive" slogans and "yas queen". The venn diagram of "uwu sex positive kinky" troons and pedos is sadly a circle.
Over/under on someone finding something really horrible on Kevvie or Bonny's computer some day? Paraphilias tend to escalate when indulged.
I think what absolutely kills me about Kevin and friends is that they react with more virulent rhetoric than most use against them.
EDIT: I'm new to posting, been lurking for over a year, and not sure how replying to replies works so didn't want to post again so soon after posting but @Marshal Mannerheim I was referring specifically to their twitter behavior. Their actual behavior is waaaaaay past the point of even remotely acceptable. Hell, just their existence is kind of past the point of acceptable. Also free the alpacas.
EDIT: I'm new to posting, been lurking for over a year, and not sure how replying to replies works so didn't want to post again so soon after posting but @Marshal Mannerheim I was referring specifically to their twitter behavior. Their actual behavior is waaaaaay past the point of even remotely acceptable. Hell, just their existence is kind of past the point of acceptable. Also free the alpacas.
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Rhetoric?
They did an interview where they showed off their guns and supported some local Antifa group. That's well past the line of ”acceptable rhetoric”.
So uhm..
I know we aren't supposed to pozload my neghole n' all...
But when does someone call animal control or whatever to help the animals?
Call me a bleeding heart but there is very obviously actual abuse going on here and inadequate shelter/food/etc.
They are innocent in all of this and needlessly suffering.
I know we aren't supposed to pozload my neghole n' all...
But when does someone call animal control or whatever to help the animals?
Call me a bleeding heart but there is very obviously actual abuse going on here and inadequate shelter/food/etc.
They are innocent in all of this and needlessly suffering.
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$17 for that stupid fucking bird
Who wants to bet he paid for Express shipping?
He's probably waiting on the next round of stimulus checks with bated breath.
I fucking hate these people. My top-hat is firmly stapled to my head.
This ain't the Kooka Farms, he bought the wrong damn bird
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Looking after chickens really isn't that fucking hard. You have a coop with a sleeping space off the ground, and a nesting box in the coop filled with sawdust/straw where they lay their eggs, and that's fucking it. After like two days of you bullying them into the coop at sundown, they learn to put themselves to sleep when it gets dark, and then all you gotta do is bolt the door at sunset to keep predators out. You unbolt the door in the morning to let them out to scavenge, make sure the feeders are topped up (presumably, their weird rocky soil provides enough grit you don't even need a grit feeder), and then chuck corn/kitchen scraps for them in the afternoon. Done.
I've got chickens, they've been through subzero temperatures and sure, they're not wild about it, but they keep laying, the eggs don't freeze, and the worst they do is huddle in the coop and yell at the snow (because that's what chickens do with shit they don't like, they scream at it). This is fucking basic animal husbandry, all you need is a small shed with off-the-ground perches and an off-the-ground box lined with sawdust/straw for laying. And chickens lay in the mornings ime, so why the fuck is there even time for the eggs to freeze if you're collecting regularly at noon????? I'm not some PETA retard, but chickens are so damn easy to look after, and it makes me fucking mad that these assholes can't even manage that.
I've got chickens, they've been through subzero temperatures and sure, they're not wild about it, but they keep laying, the eggs don't freeze, and the worst they do is huddle in the coop and yell at the snow (because that's what chickens do with shit they don't like, they scream at it). This is fucking basic animal husbandry, all you need is a small shed with off-the-ground perches and an off-the-ground box lined with sawdust/straw for laying. And chickens lay in the mornings ime, so why the fuck is there even time for the eggs to freeze if you're collecting regularly at noon????? I'm not some PETA retard, but chickens are so damn easy to look after, and it makes me fucking mad that these assholes can't even manage that.
Didn't we use to sell plush kiwis?
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$14 American, $17 AU. Not that it matters honestly. The shit this faggot spends money on is just mind boggling.
I haven't paid for eggs in years because a neighbour of mine keeps chickens as a hobby after he retired to keep him busy and with my limited knowledge I can say you're 100% correct. They don't need that much care but damn if my neighbour doesn't care about his chickens. I think this is why I'm so pissed off at these lunatics, leave the goddamn innocent animals out of this.
On nerves
The poster who mentioned hand transplants got me wondering - what's the prognosis for recovering sensation after a major trauma like the loss of a hand so I read this
Turns out it seems to take a couple of years for your brain to figure out the info and for the nerve routes to reform. Plus you will never get it back as good as you had, even for sewing back on your own hand to the same nerves you've always had.
I know it's not news, but there is no way even if they did do the very precise surgery required for nerve conservation in SRS that people would be back to feeling anything like even normal levels of sensation after as little as a year - brain activity was disordered after the transplants - and that's not even going into the pleasure/orgasmic functions of the corpus cavernosum or erectile tissue, which of course is all removed.
The poster who mentioned hand transplants got me wondering - what's the prognosis for recovering sensation after a major trauma like the loss of a hand so I read this
Turns out it seems to take a couple of years for your brain to figure out the info and for the nerve routes to reform. Plus you will never get it back as good as you had, even for sewing back on your own hand to the same nerves you've always had.
I know it's not news, but there is no way even if they did do the very precise surgery required for nerve conservation in SRS that people would be back to feeling anything like even normal levels of sensation after as little as a year - brain activity was disordered after the transplants - and that's not even going into the pleasure/orgasmic functions of the corpus cavernosum or erectile tissue, which of course is all removed.
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Yeah as a fellow chicken manager this shit is just irresponsible and sad. Out of all the farm animals to care for chickens are by far the easiest and most resilient to take care of. These faggots should stick to ants
The guy is a liar anyway.
No proof Biden orders caused sudden corn, soybean price drops
During his first 48 hours in office, President Joe Biden signed a record number of executive orders and has continued issuing more, with many aimed at fighting the coronavirus pandemic or reversing orders issued by President Donald Trump.Did any of Biden’s initial orders cost farmers a bushel full of cash by causing the price of corn and soybeans to plummet over 48 hours?
That’s the claim made in a widely shared Facebook post. The post is an image of a Jan. 23 tweet that was shared more than 30,000 times on Twitter and reads:
"Soybean price is down 70 cents per bushel in the last two days. Corn is down 50 cents per bushel in two days. For those who don’t know, a small farmer like me working 1,000 acres just lost $100,000 on a 200 bushel per acre average corn crop thanks to Biden’s executive orders."
The Facebook post was flagged as part of Facebook’s efforts to combat false news and misinformation on its News Feed. (Read more about our partnership with Facebook.)
There has been a sudden drop in these commodity prices, though arguably less than what the post claims. But experts PolitiFact spoke to said they saw no evidence that any of Biden’s orders, which have the force of law, were the cause of the changes, given that prices have been running high.
It’s not clear which of Biden’s early orders the post might be blaming. A Jan. 22 order asks the Department of Agriculture to consider expanding and extending federal nutrition assistance programs.
Market was due for correction; other factors in play
Looking at changes between Jan. 20 — the date of Biden’s inauguration and his first executive orders — to Jan. 23, the date of the tweet — soybean prices dropped 58 or 59 cents and corn prices 19 or 22 cents per bushel, depending on the contract, said Ben Brown, an agricultural and applied economics professor at the University of Missouri.
Brown said the abrupt declines were not surprising, because prices have recently exceeded $13 per bushel for soybeans and $5 per bushel for corn, as crop supplies have been tight.
"Corn and soybean markets built strong gains in the markets over the last couple months with no major correction, leaving them vulnerable to last week’s action," he said.
"I find no evidence to suggest that Biden’s executive orders caused the dramatic decrease" in prices, Brown said, noting that most of the orders "were already known and any impact to commodity markets were built in."
Looking at price changes another way — between Jan. 21 and 22, the two days after the first executive orders — the declines were 79 or 84 cents on soybeans, depending on the contract, and 26 to 28 cents on corn, said Aaron Smith, professor of agricultural and resource economics at the University of Tennessee.
"Markets are simultaneously digesting data from multiple sources, so attributing declines or increases to one event over a three-day period should be done cautiously," Smith said.
Because corn and soybean prices have been rising since August, driven by strong export sales, global weather concerns and other factors, "a short-term correction and price consolidation was overdue," he said.
Many factors led to the price declines during Biden’s first days in office, Smith said, including beneficial rainfall and weather forecasts in South America; COVID-19 concerns related to new strains of the virus and a slower than expected pace of vaccinations; selling based on profit taking; and the change in the presidential administration.
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A widely shared Facebook post showing a picture of a tweet claimed that soybeans dropped 70 cents and corn 50 cents per bushel in two days, causing farmers to lose big money, "thanks to Biden’s executive orders."
The prices of both commodities did drop significantly, though arguably less than the post claims, during Biden’s first days in office.
But two experts said they saw no evidence that any of the orders issued by Biden during those first days caused the price drops. The experts said the drops were not surprising, given that prices for both commodities had been running high, and that multiple factors were at play.
We rate the post Mostly False.
It's pretty funny you use the word "chasing the Dragon" since that term normally referrs to chasing the ultimate high that most people only achieve once (there first time using) and keep trying to rekindle that first ultimate high.
Kevin has never ever known what it's like to have it so it's even funnier that he is chasing the Dragon and he doesn't even know what it looks like.
Fuck me is there like a mandate on the ranch that everybody has to be an unlikeable cunt? Like fuck me José you animal killing fuck, could you not be a cumbrain for more than a minute and empathise with the animals you murder via negligence and the farmers who may be suffering?
At this rate I think we should just open a ranch next door to them, it would be 100x more fun, more profitable and there would be more sex.
I don't really care if this guy was lying or not. The problem is that Jose's first gut reaction was to say "ha ha LOL" followed by "
Edit: Miss read, it said "Diversify" bitch, not "Diversity". So it wasn't for social justice, it was just the farming equivalent of telling somebody to "learn to code". Ignoring the fact that it takes a huge amount of time and cost to change out a crop cycle because Biden said so, Jose is still a hatful idiot.
This just shows their pure hatred for anyone who doesn't tow the Biden line and is a (gasp) straight white working class American. Really fuck these guys. They cant keep chickens alive in the cold. People have been keeping chickens alive in much colder climates and before the advent of insulated foam, fibreglass, penicillin, long life high nutrition chickenfeed, electrical heating, a 24h available digital encyclopaedia covering every single aspect of chicken raising with images and video all streamed to the palm of their hand.
I bet the only thing these faggots have googled in regards to chickens is "Close-ups of cloacas".
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