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The Emperor Skeksis

Jim Henson's OC with three dicks
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The number one lie fatties tell themselves—It's not fat, it's muscle weight
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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1365327857594085380 (Archive)

I'm assuming the Twitter name change was an attempt separate himself from yesterfday's faux pas of defending pedo LaBelle. Just like changing his sex was an attempt to run away from his problems.
Beautiful. Kevin is FAT and I would not have sex with him.

Someone brought up Kev-kev's sperging about Labelle on the MATI stream, and Great Leader said 'who the fuck is Kevin Gibes?' Kevin, you gotta step up your game. Josh doesn't even know you exist. *sigh*
 

SIGSEGV

All statements made by this account are fiction.
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Beautiful. Kevin is FAT and I would not have sex with him.

Someone brought up Kev-kev's sperging about Labelle on the MATI stream, and Great Leader said 'who the fuck is Kevin Gibes?' Kevin, you gotta step up your game. Josh doesn't even know you exist. *sigh*
Kevin getting "fucked" by Wedge was on the front page when it happened, dude. Null only really cares about a handful of cows, and Kevin is not one of them.
 

sperginity

why the fuck does a dolphin need a wheelchair?????
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The number one lie fatties tell themselves—It's not fat, it's muscle weight
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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1365327857594085380 (Archive)

I'm assuming the Twitter name change was an attempt separate himself from yesterfday's faux pas of defending pedo LaBelle. Just like changing his sex was an attempt to run away from his problems.
Anyone know how tall this dude is? I want to look up approximately how many calories a man of his height and weight burns per day, to see just how much he eats to keep his weight up. I'm going to bet that even at a sedentary activity level its an excessive amount of food. Shit like that gets you eaten first when the tranch eventually resorts to cannibalism. Not a smart move, kevin.

Anyway, if you really are gaining muscle instead of gaining fat, then your clothes all start to fit completely differently. No one is confused about it when this happens because your pants fall off and your shirts are tight in the shoulders. This almost never happens except for young men who get manual labor jobs. I doubt that he can gain muscle easily anymore since he got castrated.
 

OttoWest

Quite big tits
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Anyone know how tall this dude is?
Kev is just about 6’
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Chapstick4Lyfe

ask me about Kevin Gibes e-begging - $4276.90+
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Anyone know how tall this dude is?
He is 5"11 and 3/4
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1166176499038326784 (Archive)
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Something I've always wondered was how the queer grifting ring worked. It seems like it's the same money just getting passed around since they all donate to each other and all complain about being broke and unable to work. Surely they aren't roping in enough new marks to be profitable? Kevin's inheritance and e-begging shekels immediately get turned into toys and video games, and the Trooniverse is so saturated with fundraisers (buy me a wig! buy me top surgery! help me move!), it doesn't seem likely that they'd bring in that much unless they branch out.
I've wondered the same thing. Especially since these web services take a chunk of the donations. And do they pay taxes? I'd be interested in someone doing an investigation and following the money.
 
Last bit of yarn rambling but it they are really lazy with their product.

Great monkey King shared their barren ravelry (THE website for knitters, pattern, yarn anything) account here. This was back in December. No new activity since then. They've posted their etsy shop 8 times and that's it.

Selling yarn is hard and competitive work. To be successful you need product names, a decent product, swatches, examples of your product knitted up. Yarn sellers are constantly sharing photos and items knitted in their yarn. They're engaging with the community. You want your yarn uploaded to ravelry (which is essentially a database) so that individuals can record their project was knitted with your yarn and other knitters are drawn to it when looking at completed projects. They don't even do the bare minimum here. It doesn't sell itself, you have to work it.

Ravelry is full of plenty of people who would pander to the ranch as a trans haven. They're not even bothering to engage those buyers.

I don't get why they wouldn't throw some of their fibre in with some felting needles and instructions for making your own felted tenacious alpaca at an inflated price.

Kevin sits at home all day, contributing nothing due to him allegedly healing from surgery. Ample time to learn to knit, create some projects and spend some time engaging with buyers and creating buzz around their substandard product.

But why do that when you can beg on twitter and consoom I guess.
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sperginity

why the fuck does a dolphin need a wheelchair?????
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He is 5"11 and 3/4
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1166176499038326784 (Archive)
(Ninja'd)


I've wondered the same thing. Especially since these web services take a chunk of the donations. And do they pay taxes? I'd be interested in someone doing an investigation and following the money.

I used 5'11" and a sedentary lifestyle on a standard TDEE calculator, and it gave me an estimated daily intake of 2687 calories per day to maintain a weight of 237 pounds. That means that any exercise (including normal ranch work) would require even more than that to stay fat. He is probably hoovering up 3000 calories a day or not telling the truth about his exercising. Either way, 2000 calories a day is considered a normal diet, and 700 extra calories on top of that is like a fourth meal or a rich dessert every day of the week. This is made all the more tragic knowing the quality of food available on the tranch, he is keeping his body fat using garbage tier food. When he finally admits his amhole is useless he might binge himself into oblivion like jazz jennings.
 

lamp shade

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Kevin sits at home all day, contributing nothing due to him allegedly healing from surgery. Ample time to learn to knit, create some projects and spend some time engaging with buyers and creating buzz around their substandard product.
I was going to point this out. His role at the tranch could be to do the online selling, and he would actually be contributing. Instead he ebegs and spends it on toys. It is wild that he is still able to live there when spending so much money on crap and doing nothing for the place but draining resources. He either supplied a decent amount of money at the beginning or he has dirt on one or more of them that they are afraid he will share.
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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I was going to point this out. His role at the tranch could be to do the online selling, and he would actually be contributing. Instead he ebegs and spends it on toys. It is wild that he is still able to live there when spending so much money on crap and doing nothing for the place but draining resources. He either supplied a decent amount of money at the beginning or he has dirt on one or more of them that they are afraid he will share.
I'm going with Kevin having dirt on one or more of them. Every photo I've seen posted of the geodesic troon thunderdome looks like a superfund site. Shit, the whole tract of land could qualify as its own TIF district if it was in my city. You'd think he could push a vacuum around a little, groom the indoor animals, clean litterboxes or feed (I bet he doesn't even crack open a bag of Purina). He could be dusting, doing laundry, making/turning beds...you know--all the things that would validate his troo womanhood. But no. Transformers is the REAL key to unlocking womanhood. Who knew Kevin had the secret the entire time?
 

0 1

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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: we are so fucking low in sales omg pls halp

Kevin Amhole Gibes:

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Last I checked, Gen 4 was known for being the worst. It didn't add anything, the overworld was empty, every single action took way too long, the game was grindy towards the end, and the biggest improvement was just changing how the battle system worked. The most you could give it credit for is having an incredibly rudimentary online function. I'm aware Pokemon is the franchise for "more of the same" and while I haven't so much as looked at the franchise in a while, having seen the trailer for the remakes, so far there is zero evidence to suggest the game has anything going for it.

And I'm not saying this to be dismissive or contrarian, I genuinely mean there is nothing compelling in that trailer which would suggest the flaws of the original are fixed. So far it just looks like a graphical upgrade. But it's the same thing as when Kevin was talking about buying the Skyward Sword remake. There is nothing compelling him to buy either beyond brand recognition, and he almost certainly will buy it full-price on release. Only difference is Pokemon is turning into a huge money sink considering their overpriced DLC, and I just know Kevin is going to buy both versions of the game for no reason.

@0 1 and @REGENDarySumanai can we sperg about crafting/farming/whatever as long as it is relevant to the Tranch, its inhabitants, their failing "business model", and it's being kept civil and non-distracting?

I kind of like this dissection of the AM HOLES in their yarn business plan.
I can't say I'm the arbiter of how the topic should proceed in the thread, I just ask it's related to Kevin somehow. As with the tranch, unless it's a particularly interesting discussion on it, I'm mostly indifferent to it, but discussion is always good even if it doesn't appeal to everyone.
 

Swan

SAHM Tradcath Wife - Genesis 2:24
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I'm going with Kevin having dirt on one or more of them. Every photo I've seen posted of the geodesic troon thunderdome looks like a superfund site. Shit, the whole tract of land could qualify as its own TIF district if it was in my city. You'd think he could push a vacuum around a little, groom the indoor animals, clean litterboxes or feed (I bet he doesn't even crack open a bag of Purina). He could be dusting, doing laundry, making/turning beds...you know--all the things that would validate his troo womanhood. But no. Transformers is the REAL key to unlocking womanhood. Who knew Kevin had the secret the entire time?
I'm actually starting to question the diets of everyone on the Tranch, because despite being one of the people who actually does work Bonnie is also fat. Are bacon wrapped Hot Pockets an everyday meal on the Tranch?
 

Chapstick4Lyfe

ask me about Kevin Gibes e-begging - $4276.90+
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I'm actually starting to question the diets of everyone on the Tranch, because despite being one of the people who actually does work Bonnie is also fat. Are bacon wrapped Hot Pockets an everyday meal on the Tranch?
Question no more. This was a Costco haul for them a few months ago
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...corn-ranch-steampunk-penny.65259/post-7935463

Bets on breast pumps being Kevin's next fetish
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Kevin has plans on how he's going to spend his next e-beggings
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1365406307553931264 (Archive)
 
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Meiwaku

キウィフルーツの赤い乳首猿
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Question no more. This was a Costco haul for them a few months ago
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...corn-ranch-steampunk-penny.65259/post-7935463

Bets on breast pumps being Kevin's next fetish
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Kevin has plans on how he's going to spend his next e-beggings
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1365406307553931264 (Archive)

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VALIDATE YOURSELF WITH LACTATION! Also I looked at this troon and lo and behold they're autistic surprise... also scarily enough they're a parent (their partner is normal but she pretends shes genderqueer).... also I really fucking hate the black and brown stripe in any lgbt flag it just looks super fugly


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More toys to update the Kevin toybux archive! Add another $29.99 to the total @Chapstick4Lyfe ! Yes posted on the same day Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is e-begging...
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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VALIDATE YOURSELF WITH LACTATION! Also I looked at this troon and lo and behold they're autistic surprise... also scarily enough they're a parent (their partner is normal but she pretends shes genderqueer).... also I really fucking hate the black and brown stripe in any lgbt flag it just looks super fugly
IIRC this troon works at Alphabet.
>Mother
>Lesbian
>Trans

Those poor kids thought they were getting adopted. Instead, they're getting groomed by mentally ill men. :stress:
Nice of you to assume he doesn't mean his "trans children", IE "eggs" he "hatched".
Only say this now. What the fuck are those gay ass pronouns?
on the topic, what did he do in the military? I bet he was a pog retard
Phil was ground infantry, stationed in Germany.
 

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