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[Hymlenis572]

Metal Queer Solid V: The Phantom Pussy

Starring:
Punished Kevin
Wedgicon
Sniper Wolf-in-Sheeps-Clothing (bonnie)
Revolver tucks-a-lot (phillip / penny)

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(Under he is talking about a penis preserving vaginaplasty where they put the amhole under your dick... #notafetish)

(Idk if anyone has made this joke yet)
Why are we still here? Just to coom?

Every night I feel my nerves
The skin I lost
The dopamine I lost
You feel it too dont you

 

[farttpott]

Yes, Kevin. We all know you are well versed in the art of scamming
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lol just as the "Nigerian price" [sic] filters out non-suckers with a trope, Kevin filters them out by uh chopping his dick off and living in a dome in the Colorado desert flicking a wound in his grundle for days on end while buying toys he throws on the floor.

great wheeze huh

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Enoby Way]

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Yes, Kevin, orgasming with a penetrative vibrator is the dream. Not, y'know, building a house, having a family, saving the lives of unwanted animals, writing a novel, climbing a mountain, brewing the best goddamn beer you've ever tasted, or any constructive bullshit like that. Orgasming with a toy is where it's at.

I mean, christ. An orgasm is an orgasm. Not a life goal.

I wonder if you could perform an autogynephile placebo test by convincing them that women feel something nonexistent and then seeing if they say they feel it (and it's so validating)? Like tell a troon that all females love the taste of cabbage or don't like carbonated beverages or something?

Careful, all the AGPs might accidentally out themselves as schizophrenic.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He unironically needs to watch that Mad at the Internet where Null plays the ‘how a bill becomes a law’ piece.

Link, please?

Also, my understanding of the "women are cold" trope is that it comes from office environments where men are wearing wool suits and ties and shit so they crank the AC down to 65 so they don't melt, but meanwhile the woman at the next desk is wearing a short-sleeved cotton dress and 65 is like sitting on a damn ice cap.

 

[EnemyStand]

Link, please?

Also, my understanding of the "women are cold" trope is that it comes from office environments where men are wearing wool suits and ties and shit so they crank the AC down to 65 so they don't melt, but meanwhile the woman at the next desk is wearing a short-sleeved cotton dress and 65 is like sitting on a damn ice cap.

They also have fewer layers of skin than men. But yeah, it pisses me off when ladies whine offices are too cold. It's called a sweater, you dumb bitch. You're the one with the fucking purse.

 

[Cool Spot]

Yes, Kevin, orgasming with a penetrative vibrator is the dream. Not, y'know, building a house, having a family, saving the lives of unwanted animals, writing a novel, climbing a mountain, brewing the best goddamn beer you've ever tasted, or any constructive bullshit like that. Orgasming with a toy is where it's at.

I mean, christ. An orgasm is an orgasm. Not a life goal.

For Kevin, actually getting to orgasm with his mangled crotch is a lifetime achievement.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

. So Anahid might actually be his grandmother.

Nah, he has called her his adoptive mother too much. I think his grandparents probably couldn’t look after him the whole time and may end up being put up for adoption. Or his grandparents died.

why you would date حرام Kevin Gibes حرام and think this was a healthy relationship

Penny keeping Kevin around kinda makes sense.

He's a love-starved victim of abuse who just wants to feel wanted and in control for once in his life, and Kevin will larp eternally as his loyal slave who shows unconditional devotion. Also, a castrated incel like Kevin is the perfect sexual partner for an asexual who was traumatized by a man ripping his ass open and doesn't want to be reminded of penises ever again.

For a long time I’ve also had the theory that kevin is kind of like a retarded emotional support dog for Penny. This also explains why when penny was going into detail about his fucked up situation with his adoptive mother basically losing her mind Kevin‘s first instinct was to tweet “we love you mistress“.

Even though a real emotional support dog can actually read the room and would understand it’s probably not the time to jump on his owner and give him licks when his owner is obviously going through something somber.

Troon posts constantly about having no money to heat his hovel, but yes, the estrogen is the reason you are cold. Just girly things
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Can someone explain to my why Estrogen would result in being more vulnerable to cold?

So it’s actually true that women are colder naturally than men.

This has absolutely nothing to do with estrogen however and everything to do with reproductive organs. Women’s reproductive organs are inside the body therefore the internal circulatory system is in charge of regulating its temperature. When it’s colder women have to naturally take away blood flow from the hands and feet and redirect it around around the ovaries.

Men don’t have this problem as their reproductive organ self regulate form of a scrotum which shrinks and expands to regulate heat.

Spoiler: Haram thought

Kevins “pussy lips” are made out of ball skin, does his pussy literally shrivel up in the cold?

 

[Neko GF]

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Daily reminder that the Lovecraftian abomination in between Kev's legs is not a clit, and is in fact, a mistake.

 

[Humpty hump]

Nah, he has called her his adoptive mother too much. I think his grandparents probably couldn’t look after him the whole time and may end up being put up for adoption. Or his grandparents died.

I’d agree, if it weren’t for this line from the second blog post:

“I had graduated high school six months early and in my rush to become an adult and free myself from the oddity of my grandparents house I had fostered a relationship with a dear friend, in the course of this she had become pregnant”

By the time he graduated from high school and moved out, he was still living with his grandparents. So I don’t think there is much of a chance that he was adopted a second time. He does refer to Anahid as his “adoptive mother”, but then again, he also refers to himself as “Penelope”.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

This thread is a cold, hard reminder that it can always get worse.


P. Sure lefty boi Kevvie wouldn't say that proper democracy is too complicated and things needs to *pass now* if it was a conservative bill seeking approval without proper checks and balances.

 

[lfaw]

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let that sink in. kevin takes so long to "orgasm" that the batteries in his vibrators give up and die. holy shit

also big doubt on him even orgasming anymore. at most it probably feels like scratching an itch.

 

[Neko GF]

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This your mind when you've based your life and personality around being a coomer and a Twitter-tard. Fucking cumbrain.

 

[Enoby Way]

They also have fewer layers of skin than men. But yeah, it pisses me off when ladies whine offices are too cold. It's called a sweater, you dumb bitch. You're the one with the fucking purse.

Bruh are you okay.

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I couldn't help but read this as some kind of abstract poem you would see performed at a shitty slam poetry meet.

Hhhhhhhh i need it
Hhhggggfggggffff
Gonna DEVOUR that girldick babe
Hhgfggffff g-good point
godddddddd how dare you make me wet like this
Oh fuck
Very much in need of a breeding tbh

Fin.

 

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Half of these read like a phonetic transcription of guttural death metal.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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First recorded instance of a sex toy committing suicide, and for good reason.

 

[Plague Flea]

I hate myself, so I decided to look at the other side of those haram tweets - it’s exactly what you’d expect. But then there was this little exchange


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Just sayin‘ that, if Kevin is ever forced to sell any of his toys, they might need a bit more than a rinse under the tap.

 

[glass_houses]

Does anyone else feel the overwhelming urge to declutter whenever they read this thread? I can barely look at my own scant handful of figurines without shuddering anymore.

 

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Does anyone else feel the overwhelming urge to declutter whenever they read this thread? I can barely look at my own scant handful of figurines without shuddering anymore.

Honestly, if you immediately feel the urge to improve something about yourself when you're reading about half the cows on this forum, that's just a sign your basic cognitive functions still work.

Nikocado Avacado is a meme on 4chan's fitness board for a reason. It's half laughing at this fat butterball, and half motivation to do anything and everything that makes you more unlike him. Kevin's the same way.