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[Cuscuta]

He's got a pregnancy fetish, and only wants to become pregnant for that reason and not because he wants children.

So that "barren woman" comment is even worse because of that.

Of course. Why would he want children? They would just eat into the transformers budget and take actual work to raise. Perverts like him who have a pregnancy fetish don't care about children (the products of a pregnancy), they are only interested in the big belly. They don't care at all about the consequences of being pregnant, what pregnancy actually IS, or about the concept of bringing new life into the world. Look for pregnancy fetish "art", especially from degenerate furries, and you'll come across tons of massive, grotesquely bloated bellies gestating absurd numbers of fetuses. To the coomer, pregnancy fetish is just the same as an inflation fetish, but with babies.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Wow, so much new information! You sleuthing kiwis do amazing work. Now let's see how long it takes for them to freak out on twitter and confirm that they are reading this thread.

However, in light of new info I do need to revisit my ideas about Bonnie. I thought his behaviour towards his dying father a while back was horrible and cold, but if dad was really diddling kids that is completely understandable.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

they are only interested in the big belly.

Well, that certainly explains his strict Hot Pockets diet. I guess he's lucky the fat distribution on men gives them beer bellies.

Kevin talking about his pregnancy fetish is so funny. This is the guy who thinks the tranch dogs are a bit much. Could you imagine if his children broke any of the toys that his giant man hands or the dogs didn't destroy?

Maybe they could make a TV series of it though, "8 Men and a Baby". There would be a sassy 4 year old who takes on the adult role, making witty remarks about how gross they are.

"Ew daddy, the amhole towels are supposed to go right in the washer!"
"Oh my gosh, Uncle Bonnie. Are you playing army man again? What do you mean "get down and cover"?

 

[Meiwaku]

The entire Tranch being some giant form of retarded troon nepotism with mommy n daddy buying properties and then the grift bux is just *chefs kiss*

This explains what penny said in the youtube video. He said he was living in his parents 1 rm basement with Kevin when he was trying to take in other troons to help them. Must have been why they all put them on their own tard camp.

Im proud to be ITT the sleuthing is A+

 

[Iron Hamster]

You know, I used to think that JY was the worst of the smug troons but now I really can’t decide on who is worse anymore. I find, especially with the recent animal abuse (those poor chickens and alpacas) that I become much angrier reading his thread. I’ll gladly accept hats, it’s just that noticed I get more MATI every time I check in on Kevin and the rancid Tranchers. Horrorcows can sometimes piss me off, but Kevin really grinds my gears.

All you have to remember is that they are all men and all those egos can't cohabitate without something happening and wait for the fireworks.

 

[Opabinia]

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"Estrogen gave me Makeup Vision"-- does he seriously think that the reason women wear makeup and tend to notice/ care about it is because of our hormones? He thinks having estrogen in your system just makes you biologically predisposed to care about makeup?

 

[glass_houses]

Children defending/being attached to their parents even if they're deplorable is a very common phenomenon. abused children, especially adult ones, often feel some sort of ingrained love or respect for their parents regardless of what they've done. this can be seen in other forms of abusive relationships (example, "if he didn't love me, why did he marry me?") but it can definitely be more distinct in parent/child relationships.

A parent is supposed to love a child unconditionally, and as a result of that it's possible that their childen feel they must reciprocate and love them completely, as if they were a child, well into adulthood. it can be very jarring for someone to experience a parent they likely lived with and were dependent on from birth being an abusive lunatic.

tl;dr Bonnie expressing love/care towards his abusive father is offputting, but a common side effect of abuse.

Although if I remember correctly, he was straight up hostile towards his mother and called her an abuser. As best could be made out, she had trouble with his pronouns and wanted to spend time with him, both terrible crimes.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It really rustles my jimmies that Kevin is calling himself a "barren woman".
Infertility for women (and for men, who have it more often) is most times a really sad and tragic thing. Wanting children and not being biologically able to can cause huge heartache and depression and I have a great deal of sympathy for those people.
And here we have this degenerate eunuch, this man who was a waste of testicles before he got them chopped off, calling himself "barren" because he is a true woman in his mind and not a retarded male who castrated himself for fun.
Get fucked, Kevie.

Oh wait, you can't. How unfortunate.

Not to mention he heavily fetishizes pregnancy to hell and back. His retardation and autistic tone deafness is honestly starting to disgust me.

"Estrogen gave me Makeup Vision"-- does he seriously think that the reason women wear makeup and tend to notice/ care about it is because of our hormones? Having estrogen in your system just makes you biologically predisposed to care about makeup?

Yes.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"Estrogen gave me Makeup Vision"-- does he seriously think that the reason women wear makeup and tend to notice/ care about it is because of our hormones? Having estrogen in your system just makes you biologically predisposed to care about makeup?

For people so much against biological determinism they sure do make pretty strong arguments for it, innit?
Good thing they're so retarded no one takes them seriously.

Yet.

 

[Meiwaku]

Did they hint what time the tranch show starts?

also lol i got blocked by kevin for liking the post about the dude who said it was weird about penny not being able to afford boots

 

[BallBuster]

Kevin. Phil. Paul. Feels good to finally know all their real names. KPP.

You down with KPP? YEA Am Hole me!

Also Paul showing admiration for his pedo father is just... concerning.

 

[Meiwaku]

Kevin. Phil. Paul. Feels good to finally know all their real names. KPP.

You down with KPP? YEA Am Hole me!

Also Paul showing admiration for his pedo father is just... concerning.

Agree with the good feels on names of the most prolific trancheros. I feel there's even more (alpaca) skeletons hiding in their closets tbh. Troons are always immensly milky. I might dig more later into Jen or others.

As for the dad feels....it's not uncommon to have complex feels on parents especially if they were not good or did something like molest a child. Like its weird to have someone care for you from childhood in a mixed way but also then do something so bad. You'd feel guilt for everytime you had a good memory with them knowing they ruined someone elses life. (If you have empathy.)

I want to know why troon boone is so fucking paranoid. Like Phillip being paranoid makes sense. Paul? Haven't gotten much yet.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Paul showing admiration for his pedo father is just... concerning.

As for the dad feels....it's not uncommon to have complex feels on parents especially if they were not good or did something like molest a child.

Don’t forget the standard troon antipathy towards natal women. Troons hate women. There’s some serious troon psychology deep-dives in here about how they consider being a woman to be the ultimate degradation. Paul having more conflicted feelings about his pedophile father than his mother who, by all accounts, at the very least did NOT molest a 7 year old girl, isn’t rocket science.

Dad might have been a literal chomo, but at least he wasn’t a fuckin BREEDER like Mom. I honestly think it’s exactly that simple.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Metal Queer Solid V: The Phantom Pussy

[snip, kept the title cause it was funny]

(Under he is talking about a penis preserving vaginaplasty where they put the amhole under your dick... #notafetish)

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This is the most horrifically degenerate thing I’ve ever seen in all my life

Spoiler: I warned you

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it’s not displaying all the pics but I think 3 is enough, click on the others at your own risk. Pleb phone poster so sorry abt the format and all that. Also considered putting eye bleach but didn’t wanna take up space or slow the loading of the thread.

edit// all your Islamic and horrifying are belong to me

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Kevin brings back this classic image!

(Link) (Archive)
The hat does look better on you, Kev! All you needed to do was shave!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> barren woman

Oh fuck off. You do not get to use actual women's struggles with conceiving a child to coom.

If some carnie did, in fact, teach him about the ~evils of capitalism~ as a teenager, it obviously didn’t stick. As recently as 3 years ago, Phil was a radical libertarian and a pretty big fan of capitalism.

A troon's lying? Let me check my calendar.

Yep, today ends in a Y.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Kevin. Phil. Paul. Feels good to finally know all their real names.

Agreed, now we can start coming up with a complete set of nicknames. I propose Buffalo Phil (Penny), Paulie NoNuts (Bonnie) and of course, The Amhole.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Although if I remember correctly, he was straight up hostile towards his mother and called her an abuser. As best could be made out, she had trouble with his pronouns and wanted to spend time with him, both terrible crimes.

Not to defend the pedo-defending troon, but it's also very common for kids with a shitty parent - especially boys with a shitty father - to displace their anger onto the other parent. They don't want to acknowledge daddy's shitty, or they can't find a way to punish daddy for being shitty, so they punish mommy instead as a way of clawing some control back over their parental relationships.

Also, at what point does the tranch end up needing its own thread? I feel bad shitting up Kevin's with other trancher stuff, but also they're all such cows in their own right I can't bear to leave them be...

Edit to avoid doubleposting: were we aware the tranch got into a spot of legal bother in June 2020? Apparently, you get declared delinquent in Colorado if you fail to submit some yearly report within 4 months of its due date; you get stopped from doing business, and have to pay $100 to de-delinquent yourself, which they seem to have done. Just think... They could have afforded Bonnie's new ariats if they'd just done their damn paperwork on time.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Also, at what point does the tranch end up needing its own thread? I feel bad shitting up Kevin's with other trancher stuff, but also they're all such cows in their own right I can't bear to leave them be...

The tranch as a whole is a literal rat king.

 

[Say What Now?]

Also, at what point does the tranch end up needing its own thread?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unicorn-ranch-horror.82884/