>But you won't even make yourself useful and suck off the other tranchers.
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DerpyBirb
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No one tell Wedge that the deaf community is super gatekeep-y. I'm sure they would be thrilled to see you appropriating their culture.
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They'd fucking beat him with sticks. A lot of the more extreme ones are completely against cochlear implants or anything that can help you hear or hear better.
Kevin has a fetish for having fetishes. It gives him pleasure to talk about all the freaky shit he's into, and to have his hangers-on feed his constant thirstposting. For more than a decade, he has been telling anyone who will listen what a freaky try-anything degenerate he is, to the point where he's actually become a minor Internet celebrity for it. Kevin has carefully cultivated an image as the freakiest deviant on the Internet, and works hard at maintaining it.
The problem is that it's just not credible. A person who actually had all of the fetishes on the infamous FA "Rape (+)" screenshot would have been locked up in a sex asylum years ago. We all knew that kid in high school who constantly boasted about all the chicks he'd scored with, and we all knew that if that kid ever really came within 50 feet of actually having sex he'd whimper and run away. Kevin is that kid. Is he really into mind control sissy boy rape orgies? Probably not... but if he tells people that he is, and they at least pretend to believe him, that's good enough for Kevin. Coom accomplished.
Phil/Penny doesn't want anything more from Kevin than an amhole he can use when he wants.
Nah, that would be a lightning bolt hitting the Tranch.
Autogynephilia does that to you.
Most people don't know what vore is.
The reason ”vanilla” is a thing is because vanilla is the most popular brand of ice cream.
For me, it's Compulsory Basic Training.
(as an aside, I don't understand why being kicked in the balls would turn anyone on. That said, if any Kiwis do want to experience free CBT, shout ”up the Hammers” outside a Millwall game.)
Is he admitting he has buyer's remorse about the amhole?
Don't care, it's all bullshit.
Charlemagne, Otto I, Frederick Barbarossa and Otto von Bismarck are all turning in their graves as we speak.
أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰ
Sorry, I thought this was where we kept our Islamic content.
The irony of this heffer having an issue with barnyard smells
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> be me
> 33
> mtf agender trans femme queer
> nursing my recently carved state-appointed validation hole
> can't work on alpaca ranch so I get to stay in bed or on the couch all day playing games
> feelsgoodman.hrt
> Mistress disturbs me by getting up at 5am to work when I'm trying to fall asleep.
> annoying bitch
> I wake up around 2 pm and am big hungy for my brekkie
> tell mistress " I want my good girl omelet"
> "anon, we already used all the eggs collected this morning. I will make you some poptarts."
> "I SAID I want my GOOD GIRL OMLETE!!"
> "Anon! We are out of eggs!"
> I stamp my girly size 13 foot. Nobody denies ME my eggies
> idea.mtf
> "Mistress~ Didn't you say the news crew is coming again today?"
> Mistress stops dead in his tracks. This look of terror I have not seen since the last time a pedestrian was changing their tire on the road and we all had to go get locked the genderqueer safety basement with our blankies and binkies.
> "A-anon... you remember what I told you about speaking to news media members?" he is visibly shaking
> "But, I AM a part of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch... shouldn't I be able to talk to the newsie people?" I say batting my fetid eyelashes
> Mistress begins to visibly sweat.
> "I-I'm going to Costco to buy some eggs... i-is there anything else you want kitten."
> "Bring me back a stuffie!"
> mfw baby gated upstairs while news crew is there
> mfw I still got my good girl omelet
> pic related
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Wedge's so-called ASL is probably just autistic hand flapping, and because he feels like he's totes expressing himself when he does it he assumes it means something other than fuck-all to anyone watching.
Is that yet more steak being consumed at the No Money Tranch?
Most horrifying greentext Ive read in my life. Props on the extensions though.
Leeches suck too and Kevin is a big fat leech (without testicles tho).
I found Penny/Phillips' Art Facebook which is full of other unseen posts and it is unlocked for our viewing pleasure. It also has a lulzy video of Philtrum with a lightsaber on the first tranch. There are various old tranch pics. (archive)
New Kevin rares from 2018 as well as two friends, who remain unidentified (for now)
Hon rainbow, unsure who is on the far right. from 2019 gofund me, they have been grifting forever.
Phil and his son on his son's 18th birthday
New Lore
- had non queerio friends
- been grifting since farm1 began (did we establish who bought farm1? was that also his mommy?)
-Phil goes to gun shows (record of knife purchased is shown)
- Phil loves coin collecting (wonder if he wants a kiwi farms one )
- Phil has a lot of spergy weapons he has always carried on him
- 12 years of budo and martial arts
- had special combat training and did 3 combat tours
- knows krav maga
- has been carrying pepper spray for 20 years (as of 2018 ) appears to have used it by way he phrases it
- has carried knife for 12 years (as of 2018 )
- keeps spare brass knuckles in purse
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edit 2: added archive
New Kevin rares from 2018 as well as two friends, who remain unidentified (for now)
Hon rainbow, unsure who is on the far right. from 2019 gofund me, they have been grifting forever.
Phil and his son on his son's 18th birthday
New Lore
- had non queerio friends
- been grifting since farm1 began (did we establish who bought farm1? was that also his mommy?)
-Phil goes to gun shows (record of knife purchased is shown)
- Phil loves coin collecting (wonder if he wants a kiwi farms one )
- Phil has a lot of spergy weapons he has always carried on him
- 12 years of budo and martial arts
- had special combat training and did 3 combat tours
- knows krav maga
- has been carrying pepper spray for 20 years (as of 2018 ) appears to have used it by way he phrases it
- has carried knife for 12 years (as of 2018 )
- keeps spare brass knuckles in purse
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edit 2: added archive
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Nope, that's the totes uwu girly meal the wannabe trancher and his roommate had. The one who hates barnyard smells that still wants to move to the ranch? Because... logic I guess???
Old Grifting proof. raised $9357
Webpage Archive of dead fundraiser
So they reno'd their old tranch likely to sell for a profit (we should be able to compare the buying vs selling price to see if they used it to make a profit) and then moved and got a new shiny tranch.
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And the page has already been removed. Either sheer dumb luck or someone on the farm is watching this thread VERY closely.I found Penny/Phillips' Art Facebook which is full of other unseen posts and it is unlocked for our viewing pleasure. It also has a lulzy video of Philtrum with a lightsaber on the first tranch. There are various old tranch pics.
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New Kevin rares from 2018 as well as two friends, who remain unidentified (for now)
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Hon rainbow, unsure who is on the far right. from 2019 gofund me, they have been grifting forever.
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Phil and his son on his son's 18th birthday
New Lore
- had non queerio friends
- been grifting since farm1 began (did we establish who bought farm1? was that also his mommy?)
-Phil goes to gun shows (record of knife purchased is shown)
- Phil loves coin collecting (wonder if he wants a kiwifarms one )
- Phil has a lot of spergy weapons he has always carried on him
- 12 years of budo and martial arts
- had special combat training and did 3 combat tours
- knows krav maga
- has been carrying pepper spray for 20 years (as of 201appears to have used it by way he phrases it
- has carried knife for 12 years (as of 201
- keeps spare brass knuckles in purse
oh that's my mistake, I fucked up putting it in I'll link an archive in a second on the OG post when it finishes
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moonchild
kiwifarms.net
omg kevin wash your fucking hair! for all his obsession with being an uwu cute girly girl, this bitch puts so little effort its insane
How is it possible that they're all so ridiculously ugly? Not just on the inside but outside as well.
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