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Meiwaku

キウィフルーツの赤い乳首猿
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Troon Boone/ Bonnie / Paul Greentexts

> be me
> Mtf nonbinary asexual
> peruvian, not white passing, 2/10
> Possibly an autist
> Mid 30s, also married to a nb man
> Just bought a new alpaca ranch with support of my mommy and hubby because I am in crippling debt
> only knew the fellow troons I am to be tranching with for about a month before this sane and sound descision
> Bring my entire arsenal of guns including many new purchases.
>The cucks in New York don't let you have AKs. Being a super duper minority I am scared of both whitey and the nig nogs. Nazis and TERFs. Giga chads and the turbo cucks. Subs and dubs of anime. You get the idea.....
> Excited to open carry.mtf
> move into tranch
> Wake up every morning to go work with the tranch owner.
>I feel more in touch with my feminity with them
> We talk about stereotypical girly things like asexuality, guns, coin collecting and our penises
> Business is struggling but its not too bad. Some of Tranch Mistresses's sex pets are unruly and he needs to wrangle them back into their playpen so they don't leave their diapers on the couch. He added extra latches to the babygate and a parental block on the TV but later took if off after a massive shit storm.
> It's annoying but I basically see them like I did down syndrome patients
> For funsies I use my massive gun collection to 360 noscope some cans.
> One day was out scopin'. I take some selfies with my sniper rifle before hanging her up on the wall loaded with the safety off. I was going to read or something but the smell in the house means someone had another poocum incident. I gag.
> The tranch mistress, wearing a gas mask, quickly ushers me out the door and tells me to go get some supplies in town. He didn't want me to smell it. I pretend I didn't notice and agree.
> I drive my chevy silverado into the small town. Get into feed store and am picking out food for our chickens
> Man enters and is clearly 'mirin my dumptruck hips
> Turn around to tell him this girl is married
> Freak out when I see him in a red hat
> Was a sportsball team
> Phew.hrt, anon you're getting paranoid...
> I look at his shirt.
> The bad orange man is on it.
> The image stares into my soul. I can no longer breathe. I clench my chest and dry heave. The shopkeep asks "sir, are you okay?"
> Not knowing what to do I drop the chicken feed and naruto run out of the store speed screeching all the way back to my truck.
> Calm myself down and drive home
> The smell is gone and tranch owner doesn't ask why there is no supplies.
> I now open carry no matter what. I can't risk it any more
> Mfw bigots ruined my perfect life


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>Be me
> Mtf minority
> Done with all my chores. Tranchess has wrangled her pets on some errands and my husband is out this evening so I can have some time alone.
>finally.mtf
>Books stored under bed
>I go under the bed and pull one out
>harry potter.tra
> How did this transphobic shit get here. I thought I fucking burned them all
> I check the locks
> View all camera footage in and out of the house
> Can't find JKR or any sign of her bigot ops
> They were too advanced
> I rock myself to sleep in the fetal position that night
> mfw I now have to check under bed for TERFs every night
 
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Uber Strong Goat

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Here we have Wedge getting mad that his audiologist deemed him as being within normal range.
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Your word recognition is good wedge. Audiologists don't base audiograms on how you come across. They conduct the tests.

Struggling to listen is not the same thing as struggling to hear. The audiologist likely explained this to him. They tend to when someone with normal hearing shows up declaring themselves as Deaf with an ASL interpreter.

The recommendation was for ENT to take a look at dizziness, no mention of the issuing of hearing aids. Wedge has a few piercings and body mods and has taken selfies in the past where he has hoop earrings that have looped around his lobes as he is lying down. Are we sure it was a hearing aid? He sure as shit didn't get them from this last appointment
Wedge is so pathetic whining about this (ableism? really nigga? should throw out transphobia too, it's like free parking) but again, it's just the troon MO: super special snowflake status at all times, pitch a fit if anyone questions it.

However, as much as I hate to give him an ounce of credit... he might actually have a legitimate hearing problem.

I have Meniere's Disease, which has the exact same symptoms of tinnitus, dizziness, and hearing loss. Effectively, your inner ear builds up extra fluid and it throws off your sense of balance, gives you vertigo, and generally screws with your ear's functions. There's no known cause, no known cure, and not even really much of a treatment other than some dizziness meds (though if it gets bad enough, I might need a hearing aid, but I'm not there yet). I even had the same recommendation of "well sorry, no idea what's up, try your ENT?" because I went to an audiologist at first too. If that's the case, sorry man. The tinnitus is a bitch, but you learn to live with it.

TL;DR, Wedge might have a thing called Meniere's Disease.
 

Iron Hamster

Days DSP has waited for Twitch apology: 39
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For some reason Honlequin grosses me out way more than Kevin. Like I can't view a normal picture of Wedgie without making a face. Needless to say, these wedge updates have been giving me life. I'm glad he posts his full chimpouts over Twitter now that Kevin seems to be keeping his spaghetti further into his pockets (by Kevin standards. Not normal people)

Do we have visuals on his former ham planet?
Because he's a weasel piece of shit.
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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The Deaf community's dynamics around whether or not the inability to hear things well or at all is a good or bad thing deserves it's own whole thread
 

Stowaway

Goats and Boats
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TL;DR, Wedge might have a thing called Meniere's Disease.

I thought about that too. He might well have it. But I think his main problem (if he isn't just making it all up) is that his autism is severe enough that his brain just can't sort multiple signals at once. Unfortunately, he's too stupid to understand that this isn't the audiologist's issue to deal with. More unfortunately, he lives among people who have taught him to cry "Ableism!" instead of working to find ways to adapt to his limitations.
 

Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani
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AirdropShitposts

That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
True & Honest Fan
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hasbinot

I may die but you won't take my confidence!
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Here we have Wedge getting mad that his audiologist deemed him as being within normal range.
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Your word recognition is good wedge. Audiologists don't base audiograms on how you come across. They conduct the tests.

Struggling to listen is not the same thing as struggling to hear. The audiologist likely explained this to him. They tend to when someone with normal hearing shows up declaring themselves as Deaf with an ASL interpreter.

The recommendation was for ENT to take a look at dizziness, no mention of the issuing of hearing aids. Wedge has a few piercings and body mods and has taken selfies in the past where he has hoop earrings that have looped around his lobes as he is lying down. Are we sure it was a hearing aid? He sure as shit didn't get them from this last appointment
I almost can't take it, this is too funny. I know that being disabled is en vogue right now but I never considered you could larp as a deaf person.
 

Burger Fox

2nd Horseman of Anime Avatars
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Penny is mad and some (allegedly) glow posting under his tweet.
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edit : ninja's by AirdropShitposts

We may have a clue why they are chimping out.
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Penny, Bonnie, hate to break to yall, but you're soft as shit.

Don't egg on folks online and brag. You're almost inviting them to fuck with you. Bad fuckin optics yo. Between all the trancheros you have one who at least can slightly hold their own as a skilled gun fighter and one decent amature at best. No one on those grounds is anything close to a career fighter or a quiet professional. You're not prepared for an assault, you don't have soft target or hard target defences. You've advertised your arsenal and it's location not to mention the inside of your home and facilities. If any high threat element gets in, yall are gonna fuckin die.
 
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