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My clitoris has not fallen off.
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Josie lives on the ranch. "Them" means the reporters were threatened. There is no ambiguity in this sentence.

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Apologies. I know all of this. I was being fascitious. I agree that there is no ambiguity in how each of them worded their tweets as, "the reporter got a death threat." So unless that letter actually also specified threats against them or they are receiving messages themselves with threats, they are being a bit dramatic and going over board with their freak out.
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Hitman One

Project Wingman is Away
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Penny: about to be an irl PK-er

Kevin:

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I know people exaggerate how funny they think things are all the time on the Internet but sweet merciful Christ I genuinely cannot stop laughing at this tweet. What the fuck is going on :story:.
 

Chef Hanlon

Parental Advisory Autistic Content
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"We have a bunch of other local support"
Really now? Because unless there was a second militaristic trans compound within the area that's also armed to the teeth with guns and psychotic troons, that we aren't aware of. I was under the impression that you guys alienated and demonized most of the local community by calling them Nazis and TERFs. I'm sure the locals would be glad to pitch in and help out with your cause.
 

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True & Honest Fan
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Mxstress Phil says the police are not an option.
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"Powder has been identified as an irritant quantities."
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Why wouldn't the police be an option?
Why wouldn't the news network run a story about the threat it received?
Who informed the trancheros?

The story doesn't add up.

If the network got a threat and it mentioned the tranch, then the police would've been the ones to tell them. The only way the network would've told them is if it were for a story, and there is no story.

If the story is bullshit, then it's either a grifting larp or a delusion.

My guess: Going days without sleep because of the threat of hidden enemies sounds like an amphetamine-fueled schizo episode. Phil's nervous breakdown saga.
"The police is not an option for us" is code for "we tried the police, but they said stop publicizing your death threats, and we just don't want to do that."

Any time anyone is ever sent death threats, the police make it explicitly clear not to draw any attention to it, otherwise it ruins everything from the ability to decipher who sent the threats all the way down to the actual legitimacy of the case.

If you're so privy towards sharing each and every time you're sent a death threat, then post the actual death threats. That's not too much of a step up from just announcing every time you get one. Otherwise shut up and show it to the police so only they have to suffer your whinging, because I'm not buying it.
 

Stafford Beer Bong

Jubee Flumper Pumpin’
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My two cents...

The coincidence that this so called death threat came just as a major dox happened here is in itself suspicious.

Also, why would the threat be sent to the news station and not the ranch itself?

Also, if it was sent to the news station wouldn’t the threat be toward the reporters and station itself and not the tranch?

Also, if there was an actual threat sent to the news, protocol would be for law enforcement to be notified and it be investigated. Now let’s assume all of this happened, the reason the tranch won’t or can’t go to law enforcement is because the threat was already investigated and found not credible. Hence, the tranch was informed it is not a credible threat and it’s pointless to involve law enforcement in the matter.

All I can tell is the whole story doesn’t hold up unless there are a lot of details not being said. Either way, if it is true or not, it is a great optic for them.
 

Captain Fitzbattleaxe

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Why wouldn't the police be an option?
Presumably because the police only cares about actual crimes. I'm going to be extremely generous and assume that this is in fact based in reality and not (fully at least) a larp. Either this is about the dox and if it is I don't think that the police cares if some tranny's name is posted online. Or it's something equally minor blown out of proportion.


Powder has been identified as an irritant quantities."
What does that mean? Have they sent it to a lab to have it tested?
 

Lasersuit Larry

Lasing my way to better days
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Much as this thread likes to crow over a minor mention of it here or there in the outside world, their terribleness is not really that public. To the world at large they have great PR. Any True and Honest Believer who might see otherwise unflattering comments about this place has a great excuse to write such things off as the work of TERFs, Nazis, or New Zealand agriculturalists. And even if concern for the alpacas comes from a black vegan socialist transwoman with an alpaca fursona and who has been doxed by someone here, they will write it off as one of the above, because they want to believe.

Meanwhile, the Tranch is crazy and cultlike but i personally think even they are not out of touch enough with reality (yet) to think faking death threats is a good idea.
From our perspective, I certainly agree. From their perspective, I'm not so certain. They've displayed enough raw paranoia for me to consider it possible. Bonnie was aiming her biggest piece at random passerbys when things were comparatively much calmer for them. We've seen boujee and retarded but otherwise unassuming black actors throw nooses on their own necks because people weren't worshiping them enough like some shit out of a psychological thriller Japanese idol anime plot. From what I've seen the Tranchers are well up to grade on the irrationality of their prior behavior.

It was just an idle thought that they are capable of it though. Obviously there's no proof that it's fake. Yet.
 

Enoby Way

Saw something nasty in the woodshed.
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Apologies. I know all of this. I was being fascitious. I agree that there is no ambiguity in how each of them worded their tweets as, "the reporter got a death threat." So unless that letter actually also specified threats against them or they are receiving messages themselves with threats, they are being a bit dramatic and going over board with their freak out.
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I can't tell if you're the bigger autist here or if I am. ❤

you can remember how to spell facetious by knowing it is the only word in the entire English language that is spelt using all five vowels in alphabetical order. Which I think is pretty cool.

From our perspective, I certainly agree. From their perspective, I'm not so certain. They've displayed enough raw paranoia for me to consider it possible. Bonnie was aiming her biggest piece at random passerbys when things were comparatively much calmer for them. We've seen boujee and retarded but otherwise unassuming black actors throw nooses on their own necks because people weren't worshiping them enough like some shit out of a psychological thriller Japanese idol anime plot. From what I've seen the Tranchers are well up to grade on the irrationality of their prior behavior.

It was just an idle thought that they are capable of it though. Obviously there's no proof that it's fake. Yet.

You have me there. I guess it's all just speculation on our part, can't wait to see what the next 24 hours brings.

I'm also still madly curious about what all those secret personal drama vagueposts were about a few pages back, really hope they wind up that plotline in the next episode. It's not fair to leave us waiting on two cliffhangers for too long.
 

ranine

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I'm not even sure how security cameras could work in such a rural area- covering such a large amount of land (front drive, doors/windows of the dome, alpaca rape shed, and so on) isn't really feasible. In such a rural and barren area it'd be near impossible to sneak up on our lovely ladies unless everyone happened to be asleep, the dogs didn't give a shit, and/or there were weather conditions like fog.

security camera fundraising could be another grift operation, but unless we get evidence of them actually bothering to do this it feels like just another empty-balled threat.
 

Tramadol

I’ve got time to waste, but nothing much to say...
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Kevin's been doing his part: turning the drama into a grift operation with mandatory bdsm reference.

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Long snip because the "I hate guns but secretly love them because I was raised with them" reply at the bottom is :story:
I used to live in Colorado where Kevin is located, 9News was always the network who would cover the most boring inconsequential bullshit if you just email’d them
 

Cnaiur urs Skiotha

Breaker of Horses and Men
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Kevin's been doing his part: turning the drama into a grift operation with mandatory bdsm reference.
I don't know if Penny made a rule with Kev as part of their dom-sub thing that he always has to refer to her as "Mistress", or if he's just such a coomer that he does it voluntarily, but boy it sure leads to some hilariously inappropriate tweets. Of course the most horrifying example was when Penny revealed her mother has dementia or Alzheimers or whatever and Kevin replied with "I love you, Mistress". But this is pretty funny too, imagine being an average Twitter troon who maybe knows about the ranch but doesn't have a ton of context on Kevin, you see a thread about death threats and then Kev chimes in with "Mistress will protect us". Like what the fuck
 

Lasersuit Larry

Lasing my way to better days
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Whenever someone claims they got an envelope of powder I immediately believe they are lying. Does anyone really even do that anymore or does it just sound menacing to claim someone did? Didn’t Russell Greer claim to receive powder in the mail? That should tell you all you need to know about that type of claim.
If it actually did happen, whoever sent it is going to get vanned with a quickness because we got good at that when someone actually did mail some anthrax around for a while. If the tranchers never come to crow about how the homophobic spore hoax mailer got thrown in federal lockup, I'd feel comfy just assuming it was at least partially bullshit.
 

DatBepisTho

Cryptid Farmer
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A militia that wanted to take them out in minecraft would only need to counterprep their own arsenal to outgun them.
It could be done feasibly without even having to outman the Trancheros given they've posted most of their arsenal for the world wide webs to see. There's also zero trees or obstacles to obscure line of sight.

-I've just seen enough Spaghetti Westerns to know how a ranch seige would play out for these degens, especially if they're really fantasizing about a last stand already. They need their meds bumped up, methinks.
 
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