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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Anyone gonna point this out?
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Why the fuck is this even here next to Kevin?
Looks like shit too.

It's a Zastava M70. Those are actually really good AKs.

I assume it's currently identifying as an AK-41 right now.
At least they removed the magazine and the safety's engaged as well. Kev's completely oblivious looking butternut squash head in the foreground though is semplicemente perfetto .

 

[Iron Hamster]

The pastrami simp allegedly fought some fash
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>Armed to the teeth ready to kill and 'defend' yourselves.
>someone had to bail you out while you cowered in fear

Pick one.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

>Armed to the teeth ready to kill and 'defend' yourselves.
>someone had to bail you out while you cowered in fear

Pick one.

Probably just some dude delivering an Amazon package. If Kev's latest toy doesn't show up on time, we'll know why.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm interested in what the local news makes of the situation.

IIRC, the (female) reporter they claimed had received powder in the mail was from Channel 9, and it was a different channel's (male) reporter who commented on their Twitter manifesto. Nobody expects Woodward and Bernstein from local broadcast news, but some amazing claims are being made by the ranch, a lot of money is changing hands, and the female reporter is an obvious lead to follow who isn't in on the grift.

Local news needs to fill time, and there's enough online from the ranch's own Twitter that they could just read sourced quotes over B-roll, "law enforcement was unable to confirm," and sit back and wait. That might end up being the bridge between Internet fantasy and local reality.

 

[Constellationzero]

This would be there best bet to keep their little ranch alive. Rent out space to other trannies and allies, they could even charge bases on where you fall on the progressive stack.

They'd find some way to make it different, like call it a commune or a community or something. Or maybe not it's not like it would be the most hypocritical thing they'd be doing.


Can you guys imagine a literal Troon Town, and not just a town full of trannies but a town full of heavily -ish armed trannies. We would never go without laughs again.

Troon Trailer Park Boyzz would be the best route for these clowns. Penny and Kevryn can be the new Randy and Mr. Lahey.
But really--renting small lots and charging on a "scale" solves a lot of troon issues:

* Lazy shitheads like Kevryn who lay around watching porn and tweeting all day.
* Lazy shitheads who demand only one kind of light job (no job rotation)
* Lazy shitheads who need constant prodding to adhere to a schedule and/or turn out work orders on time.
* Lazy shitheads who eat the other lazy shitheads out of house and home,
* Lazy shitheads who want to LARP as a "dear leader."
* Lazy shitheads who prove to be effective at grifting (Kiva Bay types).

Because it seems these clowns find out real fast the hard way that their fellow troons talk a big game but always have ready-made excuses to not do any physical work, outside work for income, or house cleaning and cooking--all sooooper feminine UwU! So why wouldn't they want to??

I talked earlier about Twin Oaks and East Wind Farm. Penny and Bonnie are trying (and failing hard) at replicating these working communes. I think what they should consider instead is replicating something like Dancing Rabbit.

Homepage

Sustainable Living Visitor Program For over 20 years, Dancing Rabbit Ecovillage has been a thriving sustainability demonstration project in Northeast Missouri. You can experience everything from organic permaculture garden and […]

www.dancingrabbit.org

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm interested in what the local news makes of the situation.

IIRC, the (female) reporter they claimed had received powder in the mail was from Channel 9, and it was a different channel's (male) reporter who commented on their Twitter manifesto. Nobody expects Woodward and Bernstein from local broadcast news, but some amazing claims are being made by the ranch, a lot of money is changing hands, and the female reporter is an obvious lead to follow who isn't in on the grift.

Local news needs to fill time, and there's enough online from the ranch's own Twitter that they could just read sourced quotes over B-roll, "law enforcement was unable to confirm," and sit back and wait. That might end up being the bridge between Internet fantasy and local reality.

I also find it hard to believe the tranch wouldn't be hounding the media to cover this if it were real since they feel acab. I mean, there's been what, 2 shitty asspat 'documentaries' recently?

 

[Cool Spot]

Anyone gonna point this out?
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Why the fuck is this even here next to Kevin?
Looks like shit too.

That couch looks pretty rank.

 

[Law]

That couch looks pretty rank.

Considering that it's been subjected to 6 dogs, many cats, 12 sweaty men, years of ranch dirt, smoke from weed and from cooking misadventures, and the Amhole, I'd say it doesn't look all that bad.
Plus it's harder to immerse yourself in the headspace of Stalingrad-esque freedom fighter locked in a deadly war against fascism if you're sorrounded by clean upolstery.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Troon Trailer Park Boyzz would be the best route for these clowns. Penny and Kevryn can be the new Randy and Mr. Lahey.
But really--renting small lots and charging on a "scale" solves a lot of troon issues:

* Lazy shitheads like Kevryn who lay around watching porn and tweeting all day.
* Lazy shitheads who demand only one kind of light job (no job rotation)
* Lazy shitheads who need constant prodding to adhere to a schedule and/or turn out work orders on time.
* Lazy shitheads who eat the other lazy shitheads out of house and home,
* Lazy shitheads who want to LARP as a "dear leader."
* Lazy shitheads who prove to be effective at grifting (Kiva Bay types).

Because it seems these clowns find out real fast the hard way that their fellow troons talk a big game but always have ready-made excuses to not do any physical work, outside work for income, or house cleaning and cooking--all sooooper feminine UwU! So why wouldn't they want to??

I talked earlier about Twin Oaks and East Wind Farm. Penny and Bonnie are trying (and failing hard) at replicating these working communes. I think what they should consider instead is replicating something like Dancing Rabbit.

Homepage

Sustainable Living Visitor Program For over 20 years, Dancing Rabbit Ecovillage has been a thriving sustainability demonstration project in Northeast Missouri. You can experience everything from organic permaculture garden and […]

www.dancingrabbit.org

I'm sure they aren't competent enough to replicate Dancing Rabbit. The best they could probably get is Dancing Bear.

 

[Cerabella]

Holy shit look at this hand

Spoiler: kevin meat paw

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Late, but my two cents are we either need a separate Tranch-specific thread, or we need to rename this thread to have the tranch bit at the beginning rather than the Kevin bit.

As it stands, we've got a thread primarily titled "Kevin Gibes" that's had barely any Kevin since the trannypocalypse kicked off. We talk a lot about the other tranch members, but we don't really have any info about them or their doxxes in the OP or further "update" posts. And especially given the frequent comments about SEO and whether people are going to be able to find us if they google the tranch or the tranch's major players...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The pastrami simp allegedly fought some fash

Are these the fascist supersoldiers that are so elite that there's no evidence for them existing?

 

[Spunt]

Late, but my two cents are we either need a separate Tranch-specific thread, or we need to rename this thread to have the tranch bit at the beginning rather than the Kevin bit.

As it stands, we've got a thread primarily titled "Kevin Gibes" that's had barely any Kevin since the trannypocalypse kicked off. We talk a lot about the other tranch members, but we don't really have any info about them or their doxxes in the OP or further "update" posts. And especially given the frequent comments about SEO and whether people are going to be able to find us if they google the tranch or the tranch's major players...

Could work, though splitting the Something Awful and Lowtax threads resulted in a lot of duplicated content at least before Lowtax and SA parted ways last year. It would, however allow us to continue watching Kevin should he ever finally get thrown off the ranch.

My thinking behind my previous post about a subforum (in my defence I was high AF at the time, do you think I'd willingly @ Null while sober?) was that it would allow us to have proper threads on the likes of Penny, Bonnie and Josie, all of whom are coming across as dangerously unhinged and are putting out much more content than they were a year ago. The mode_view thread kept getting lost because the main lolcow forum moves so quickly, it would be nice to keep them in one place.

Josie is my new favourite tranchero by the way. He's a seething, heavily armed ball of resentment, entitlement, narcissism and homicidal rage. One to watch.

 

[OttoWest]

Greta’s thread works fine at encompassing him, Niraj, Trans Lifeline, La Zorra (the ur-Tranch), and a few various troon hangers-on. It’s not particularly active these days but when the shit went down at TLL, all of it ended up nicely contained in a single thread. No need to change the formula, things may be poppin’ now at the trance but in a month? Could be dead, figuratively speaking.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Are these the fascist supersoldiers that are so elite that there's no evidence for them existing?

Ninja Bitches

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I don't know whose fingers these are, but what the fuck is up with these fingers? Do trannies have zero normal body parts?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't know whose fingers these are, but what the fuck is up with these fingers? Do trannies have zero normal body parts?

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They're fine for manhands

 

[TowinKarz]

That looks worse than it is because the middle and pointer fingers are bent at the last joint and the screwed-up perspective makes it look like they're grotesquely injured/swollen in the thumbnail....

 

[Nothing To See Here]

but in a month? Could be dead, figuratively speaking.

Could be dead literally speaking, too, given the speed and enthusiasm with which Tranny Waco is proceeding.

 

[hasbinot]

Are these the fascist supersoldiers that are so elite that there's no evidence for them existing?

This is an old fashioned country style militia, no internet traces when the call to arms happens through a landline phone tree. ...Or all the trancheros are just playing pretend.