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[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't know whose fingers these are, but what the fuck is up with these fingers? Do trannies have zero normal body parts?

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It honestly looks like his index finger got amputated.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe what's missing is simply a Tenacious Unicorn-specific FAQ, mostly a drawing together of existing data with a different focus.

Kevin is chugging along, reliably murr-purr posting as usual, so during this season he's the B-story and the rest of the ensemble cast is at the forefront. Any new viewers this arc will start out looking for info on the Tranny Waco situation, not on Kevin, their housebound genius loci who hasn't even claimed to see a Nazi in the woodshed.

 

[pog]

I don't know whose fingers these are, but what the fuck is up with these fingers? Do trannies have zero normal body parts?

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they look so fat and greasy

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Are these the fascist supersoldiers that are so elite that there's no evidence for them existing?

What's most interesting to me regarding these super fascists is that apparently Yemeni boy has already deescalated the situation but they're still assaulting the ranch?


If I'm reading this correctly, Ranch says that Pastrami confronted them and they just ran off in fear, but in his account he states that he went for peaceful and safe resolution and deescalation (whatever that means) and laments the fact that others choose fear and intimidation instead.

Which one is it? Did he scare them off or did he talk them into backing down? Not to mention that Penny or anyone else over there could've recorded the event from the house, if nothing else as a failsafe.


Not only that, they still don't know who it is behind the attacks. Surely if Pastrami peacefully deescalated the situation, you'd think they'd have something to go off of given the repeated interactions they've had so far, not to mention they had a self proclaimed extremism expert not too long ago.

Am I being dumb here or do their testimonies just not line up/there is something missing?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Am I being dumb here or do their testimonies just not line up/there is something missing?

It's hard to get 10 mentally ill people to agree on the same lie and to remember what they believe happened.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Not only that, they still don't know who it is behind the attacks. Surely if Pastrami peacefully deescalated the situation, you'd think they'd have something to go off of given the repeated interactions they've had so far, not to mention they had a self proclaimed extremism expert not too long ago.

They are an army of

Ninja Bitches

starting off the TERF war with attacking a Peaceful Commune Of Trans Women Who Just Want To Herd Alpacas In Peace.
And collect troonsformers, can't forget that.

They were so ninja stealthy Pastrami couldn't see them, so he, upon sensing the Enemy was close, just went out to the fence, started shouting at them, and they left peacefully. But terrified as well. In fact they were so stealthy Pastrami couldn't hear them either, so he just deducted they left from the absence of any evidence to the contrary.
What's that you're saying? Maybe they weren't even there? Are you doubting the Lived Experiences of the Brave Trans Womyxyn? What are you, a transphobe?

 

[Constellationzero]

Which one is it? Did he scare them off or did he talk them into backing down? Not to mention that Penny or anyone else over there could've recorded the event from the house, if nothing else as a failsafe.

All of these tweets (from this guy and the troons) make it sound like they're in a 1970's Hanna Barbara cartoon where the villains make doofy Three Stooges noises and run in the opposite direction at the drop of a hat.

When they put it that way, it really ramps up the fact they're all delusional and prone to unprovoked violence.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

We’re not a compound!

We’re just a remote ranch of unrelated people who share social and political aims, erecting a fence and carrying out paramilitary patrols with our extensive weaponry and like-minded recruits.

No visitors.

Not a compound.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

can’t wait for Waco 2.0

 

[AidsDisciplinary]

My money is on Kevin and an LSD incident. Screaming about his Mom while taking out troons with a badly stored firearm.

These cunts don't house animals properly, what's the odds all the guns and ammo are stored correctly?

He's got the gun. Get some LSD in him and I'll claim my £5.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Not only that, they still don't know who it is behind the attacks.

How is that even possible? Westcliffe is not exactly a large community that allows criminals to hide in the masses. The town has a population of less than 600 and the whole country has less than 5 000, it can't be that hard to figure out who the people threatening you are. Nevermind who it is who's trespassing on your land. And even if it is I can't imagine there's many militias out there willing to go to war with the trannies.

For fuck sake just look up the license plate of the cars that follows you and you'll have the name right there.

 

[Cerabella]

come on kevin

Spoiler: dragon dick bong

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

come on kevin
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Spoiler: dragon dick bong

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If you stick that in your body, you deserve whatever you get as a result of doing that.

 

[NattyDaddy]

How ironic they had to be saved by a man..

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Holy shit look at this hand
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Spoiler: kevin meat paw

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Waaiit.
The tranch is under seige by mussolinites, and Kevin still got a parcel delivered?

 

[Hymlenis572]

One has to wonder how deluded the tranchers are to not only accept documentaries being filmed there, but to say they’re being assaulted.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

come on kevin
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Spoiler: dragon dick bong

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I know it’s not his, but I need to see this next to Kevin’s squash head for scale. I don’t smoke weed, use bongs or know what a dragon dick looks like, but that doesn’t seem very practical for any of them.

If you stick that in your body, you deserve whatever you get as a result of doing that.

What... what are you doing with bongs? That’s not where they go dude.

Waaiit.
The tranch is under seige by mussolinites, and Kevin still got a parcel delivered?

Those aren’t his hands and I assume the yarn was sent a while ago if it’s been knitted already. Is it just me that was first drawn to the cute little owl rather than the mangled fingers? Yes? Okay.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

$52,000+ raised:

Spent money on a camera system and 7ft high fencing (hell, maybe it'll keep out more predators).

Enjoy the wasteland:


At least the feed isn't slapped on the ground for now. For now.

 

[Spunt]

"Not a compound"

If the locals didn't hate them before they sure will now.

 

[Law]

Jarrod's old Facebook fedposting has aged like fine wine (and makes him look like a lunatic)


He tries to sound black when he talks about BLM, which is kinda racist and embarrassing.


Also I thought this one was funny cause he's currently e-begging for hrt. Who do you think makes the hormone pills, Jarrod? Could it be (((Big Pharma)))?