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“Kevin, I know you normally use the auger for the amhole but we need it today, we’re digging post holes for the transphobe fence.”
They better hope that the ground doesn't become transphobic after getting amholed
“Kevin, I know you normally use the auger for the amhole but we need it today, we’re digging post holes for the transphobe fence.”
How annoyed do you think Penny's parents were when he moved Kevin into their basement?As soon as misteress and slave came up I don't know if they'd be welcome in 90% of those circles.
Bonnie is obviously stress eating. Geez. Maybe this militia larp will at least help Bonnie put down the fork a few times a day. Kev's AmHole might be sealing shut, but I bet Bonnie's arteries are doing the same thing.
Had to squeeze the 4x4 decal in there just to be extra womanly
Josie is my fave too, really hope we get more content from him. I think he'll only become more unhinged over time due to a combination of the fight the fash LARP and slowly realizing that the ranch is a dump that will never be sustainable.Could work, though splitting the Something Awful and Lowtax threads resulted in a lot of duplicated content at least before Lowtax and SA parted ways last year. It would, however allow us to continue watching Kevin should he ever finally get thrown off the ranch.
My thinking behind my previous post about a subforum (in my defence I was high AF at the time, do you think I'd willingly @ Null while sober?) was that it would allow us to have proper threads on the likes of Penny, Bonnie and Josie, all of whom are coming across as dangerously unhinged and are putting out much more content than they were a year ago. The mode_view thread kept getting lost because the main lolcow forum moves so quickly, it would be nice to keep them in one place.
Josie is my new favourite tranchero by the way. He's a seething, heavily armed ball of resentment, entitlement, narcissism and homicidal rage. One to watch.
I think it would a powerful ending to this season of tranranch if Kevin wandered out into the desert on LSD in the finale.He's got the gun. Get some LSD in him and I'll claim my £5.
Quote from the great Miyazaki:How are they STILL obsessed with anime? In fact, how are ALL troons so obsessed with anime, regardless of age or background? Scientists need to get on this, the link is passed denying at this point!
It would be like that season of the L Word with Jenny hitchhiking on shrooms, except instead it's a fat guy in a dirty diaper and too-small pregnancy themed Christmas shirt.
A new thread for the tranch would be nice to separate it from Kevin. However, it is far from deserving its own subforum in my opinion. Kevin and the tranch is just becoming too big a fish for a small pond, the answer isn't to throw it into the ocean.I think the Tranch could support a full sub-forum now. There's, what, six permanent residents that we know of? One thread each, Kev might support more than one tbh. Plus Wedge, Mode_View, Meth Jesus, Yemeni Rambo and other individual hangers-on I'm sure can all support their own threads if we dig into them a bit (Mode_View already does). Plus there's a Tranch fanfiction thread in A&L, and I keep meaning to start my Rimworld LP with the Tranch crew. Plus there could be other containment threads for gun sperging, tranny sperging, Transformers sperging, animal/ranching sperging, all that stuff.
Strikes me that as things are right now, this thread alone generates more content than the Tommy Tooter and Brianna Wu subforums put together, and that's before everyone gets their own thread.
@Null what say you?
Kevin's jawline is what motivates me to keep looking at these selfies.The pastrami simp allegedly fought some fash
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Kevin posted a new selfie
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Imagine the smell. Not just Kevin but this entire place.The pastrami simp allegedly fought some fash
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Kevin posted a new selfie
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This would be a fun time to remind everyone everyone that Yoko Littner is 14 years old.
How are they STILL obsessed with anime? In fact, how are ALL troons so obsessed with anime, regardless of age or background? Scientists need to get on this, the link is passed denying at this point!
In other news, could you guys save me a few days of scrolling and DM your sexiest/ favourite pics of Kevchan? I'm trying to decide what the best portrait reference would be. Cheers.