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[super thug]

The Yemeni saved them all, they say? Kinda makes me doubt the Yemeni is even real then. Probably just a sock puppet of someone on the tranch. Isn't there some sort of troon waiting list to get on the tranch? Guy pops up out of nowhere and is now suddenly on the tranch, like within mere days, protecting a bunch of dudes larping as women larping as GI Joes. Is there a single image of this supposed Yemeni at the tranch? Even if the Yemeni turns out to be real, the rest is obviously horseshit. No one saved anyone. You can read this shit with your eyes closed.

Is it more likely that they have all this going on and they can't provide A SINGLE FUCKING SHRED OF EVIDENCE, just merely their own statements OR they're just bullshitting for the latest big grift?

It doesn't matter how much money these clowns cobble together, it will never be enough. If they got a billion dollars they'd be broke again in like 5 years. When your mind is this profoundly broken you'll always be poor and at the mercy of handouts. Parents, family, strangers. I know Peni claims he used to be a day trader, but his ma and pa had to pay for his place. Probably had to pay for a lot more.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

How annoyed do you think Penny's parents were when he moved Kevin into their basement?

"Oh , you brought all of your toys? Ok and you want us to build shelves so you can display them all because you are so proud of them? Ok. And you're going to refer to my son as 'Mistress' right to my face like that? Oh ok, it's like a game of pretend you have to play 24/7. Got it, kind of like the gender thing. Okie dokie."

Literally this:

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Given the presence of other people on the ranch (Pastrami et al.) who are 'verifying' the "fash attacks", I am increasingly becoming convinced that something is going on. I can for sure believe the tranch running all this for the grift, and/or descending into a mass hallucination, but I find it difficult to imagine a Troo And Honest antifash cissy showing up and being sat down by Penny to hear "there are no fash, it's a grift" and going "cool" or immediately catch the group insanity.

I don't for one second believe the militia crap, though, and I'm not even sure I even believe there were any initial threats (though I can believe there was chatter in the town about not liking the local trannies, which could well count as a 'threat' as far as they're concerned). Far more likely is that local 3%er-type nutters got pissed by the tranch arming up (in response to a non-existent threat) and decided to spook them a bit, or bored local teens saw the hysteria online and formulated a top-kek trolling plan mostly revolving around who could get close enough to ring the tranch's doorbell.

Of course, all of that is utterly fucking irrelevant ultimately, because the bigger issue here is that, whether or not they're actually being attacked, they are all so fucking thirsty to murder it's frightening. These retards are practically masturbating to the fact that the Cis-Trans Boogaloo or whatever is finally occurring and they get to be at the heart of it. It's precisely the same crazy energy that preppers/"the race war is imminent!" conspiracy assholes bring, and it says a whole lot about what the tranch really is (i.e. immature boys playing at troon militia because they have sad boring little lives and it gets the blood pumping, not true and honest women who just want to be left in peace building a trans haven).

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Given the presence of other people on the ranch (Pastrami et al.) who are 'verifying' the "fash attacks", I am increasingly becoming convinced that something is going on. I can for sure believe the tranch running all this for the grift, and/or descending into a mass hallucination, but I find it difficult to imagine a Troo And Honest antifash cissy showing up and being sat down by Penny to hear "there are no fash, it's a grift" and going "cool" or immediately catch the group insanity.

I don't for one second believe the militia crap, though, and I'm not even sure I even believe there were any initial threats (though I can believe there was chatter in the town about not liking the local trannies, which could well count as a 'threat' as far as they're concerned). Far more likely is that local 3%er-type nutters got pissed by the tranch arming up (in response to a non-existent threat) and decided to spook them a bit, or bored local teens saw the hysteria online and formulated a top-kek trolling plan mostly revolving around who could get close enough to ring the tranch's doorbell.

Of course, all of that is utterly fucking irrelevant ultimately, because the bigger issue here is that, whether or not they're actually being attacked, they are all so fucking thirsty to murder it's frightening. These retards are practically masturbating to the fact that the Cis-Trans Boogaloo or whatever is finally occurring and they get to be at the heart of it. It's precisely the same crazy energy that preppers/"the race war is imminent!" conspiracy assholes bring, and it says a whole lot about what the tranch really is (i.e. immature boys playing at troon militia because they have sad boring little lives and it gets the blood pumping, not true and honest women who just want to be left in peace building a trans haven).

I wouldn't put it past them that they are in on the grift. How many people have actually confirmed that they are on location? Pastrami guy (who I'm not even sure is a real person), Wokemaster, and? This "amazing outpour of support" was largely restricted to people retweeting, sending/sourcing defense stuff, asspats, and of course, big ole donos.

I'd even assume that they simply gave a cut to these couple of randos that actually showed up to give testimonies of life in the warzone, or hell, better yet, just browbeaten them into submission with "you believe us, don't you? You wouldn't wanna make these true, honest trans womxn liars, right?"

But of course, that's just a theory.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Who? There is no fash to actually shoot.

>implying that's going to stop the tranchers

Given how they don't even have trigger discipline, the likelihood of troon friendly fire is higher than shooting a fascist.

Would that still be considered blue on blue, or should it be red on red since the tranchers are champagne socialists?

Kevin who lives on the ranch and is in a relationship with people on the ranch doesn't get filled in on the info.

There are a lot of things that Kevin doesn't get filled in, if you catch my meaning.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Transphobic doctor endorses 'anime makes people trans' theory and we're puzzled

The essay on 'media-induced transgender identification' says trans women are actually cis men who develop gender dysphoria because of slice-of-life anime.

www.gaystarnews.com

Mind the link, it's the only one I could dig up at the moment since I'm busy, but a doctor did this and got fucking dogpiled by people calling him transphobic. Anyone who tries to bring this connection up gets gone after.

While some trans people might realize their gender identity thanks to media representation, trans advocacy groups do not believe that media can trigger a transition in cis people.

Some brilliant linguistic sleight of hand from Gay Star News there. "Yes, anime definitely causes some people to troon out, but those people were all trans to begin with only they didn't realise it, so it doesn't count."

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Are these militias actually just angry residents trying to turn in their recycling? I really hope this is Penny losing it over people trying to drop off trash.

 

[General Disarray]

Maybe I've been hitting /k/ and /x/ autismo too hard but I was thinking how nice it would be if some cryptid or paranormal innawoods monster was stalking them as a twist.

Takes "The Skinwalker Ranch" to a new level lol.

Skinwalker Ranch - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev- proof that it's a fetish:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1370021232410697731 (Archive)

>"Turning into a girl..."

Kevin went from Neckbeard to a ( still male) abomination.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Takes "The Skinwalker Ranch" to a new level lol.

Skinwalker Ranch - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Because of the horrifying abominations or because they're both scams?

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Kev-Kev- proof that it's a fetish:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1370021232410697731 (Archive)

>"Turning into a girl..."

Kevin went from Neckbeard to a ( still male) abomination.

^ Agree.
Especially when spouting this kind of garbage
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Never forget.

Hard to believe this was on page 255. This thread is so fucking fast.

 

[EnemyStand]

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Never forget.

Hard to believe this was on page 255. This thread is so fucking fast.

Misery loves company. Happily, most men like their penises.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How many people have actually confirmed that they are on location?

Zero actually. Other than the residents. I mean, people are saying they were there........

 

[AlexaAutismo]

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Never forget.

Hard to believe this was on page 255. This thread is so fucking fast.

God I totally forgot about this one. That one to me was super blatant, and obvious on pretty much everything you need to know about Kevvie here, and people like him.
Here is an archive of it as it wasn't, even all the way back on 255+.

 

[Cool Spot]

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Never forget.

Hard to believe this was on page 255. This thread is so fucking fast.

"Do it for shits and giggles" and "do it because it's your fetish" and then "often that's your heart expressing an important need to you" haha. Just ruin your life for fun or as a fetish, it's important, trust me! Oh Kev.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Zero actually. Other than the residents. I mean, people are saying they were there........

Well, Kev does claim he is a plural. Maybe all these newcoomers are merely his alter egos. Could explain why Kev is completely clueless about everything. Or maybe Kev is sending the threats himself and doesn't even know it ...

Just kidding. Kev being plural is a larp just like him being a woman. Besides, he seems to have forgotten all about being plural.

 

[Cerabella]

On top of 40k donation they receive plenty of ammo and a night vision scope.

Spoiler

Spoiler

Bonnie selfie

Spoiler: fat man with guns

Bonnie trash his mom again.

Spoiler

lol

Meanwhile

Kevin is 231lbs/104kg for ~6ft. Absolute behemoth

No comment

Spoiler: Children books

More vague posting about his "new friend"

 

[Pizdec]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch grift-a-thon continues

I think the best evidence that this whole thing is bullshit is the trancheros' greed. They raised $40,000 in a week with zero evidence and are begging hard for more.

They already struggle with power, how are they gonna handle having a mass CCTV set up with a generator that still needs to power heating lamps, Kev's computer, the fridge, and god only knows what else that needs to be powered. And that's assuming they know how to secure the camera feed.

That's not asthma, fatass.

Edit to add: and if it is asthma then take your fucking inhaler, you fucking dounut.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

Pastrami guy (who I'm not even sure is a real person),

Tiny bit of research on pastrami man:

Spoiler: I think he's real

He's new to activism:

He's like us:

Here's one of his coping strategies:

He has a GF:

He grew up poor:

He's cis:

Posting since the end of 2020, December, but I can't be assed to go through all his tweets. Huge spike of activity in the past few days, but again, he's made/retweeted/replied 1,300 tweets. Seems to be located in CO and follows several Antifa acounts. I think he's just a far left guy who doesn't give his info out online, making him smarter than the rest of the tranch combined. Whether it's because he's far left and doesn't want police to dox him or not is anyone's guess. Seems to just be smarter than the tranch in general as he made peace with others instead of escalating.

Also, supply drop:

 

[White Devil]

I think that's a cheaper hunting optic NV. Certainly not a set of NODs, which these idiots wouldn't be able to use effectively anyway.