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[SIGSEGV]

It's weird how gay is now apparently rude but queer is fine. I'm not old and even I've seen the shift. Reminds me how colored was once offensive and black/afro-american was polite, now it's colored = polite and black/afro-american = racist except brown is fine. PC culture makes no sense at all.

What about brown-American, is that okay?

 

[admiral]

I know quoting onesself is bad form but I didn't feel like editing so late into the game
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And knowing Kevin I can't even chalk this up to "duh well I thought they used adult actors", since this kid is like 16 at the oldest, clearly.
But defending Pedo Labelle must have made him brazen in admitting his perversion towards minors.
I need to shower. I wish nothing surprised me about him anymore and this isn't even the worst thing he's done, but it's like digging through a hoarder heap and finding a rotting cat. You're already disgusted and it just makes it worse, you know?

How did someone misinterpret that ad so badly? It's supposed to be about how tobacco companies are exploiting young people. Maybe if the ad was American you could see it as an anti-sex thing, but it's French. French orange juice ads have pole dancing furries, so this PSA is pretty tame and understated, all things considered.

And he still occasionally brings up being plural but does nothing to it. Often times when he says it, the kneejerk reaction is "oh right, he says that sometimes."

Kevin is so deranged that the insane headmates shit actually seems fairly tame. If anyone else was pretending to have DID it would be notable, but with Kevin it's just Tuesday.

Also, is Kevin completely balding on top, or is his turbo-combover just a misguided attempt to look like a cool millenial girl?

 

[JY's Tampon]

The retard that made the armor plates has a YouTube channel with several videos showing off the plates in action. The tranchers might as well cover themselves in tin foil.

Earthside Manufacturing

Aren't most plates, ceramic anyway? Lighter and better protection.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Michele:

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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Michele:
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Is that guy wearing a Shmorky yarn wig?

I can't wait for them to beg for a new generator. Aren't they going to need to run a computer 24/7 to watch for the fash?

 

[vulgar]

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Michele:
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this is actually strategically beneficial because with half the teeth missing they can clamp down further

 

[farttpott]

This episode has more than doubled the ranch's amount of Twitter followers in a week. They're not far off Kevin's 10k - he should be worried because his account's bigger audience was a major part of his role. And most of his followers are penniless perverts.

 

[Bad Gateway]

KIWI EXCLUSIVE!

First pictures of the incredibly hostile and well-armed paramilitary force trying to invade Trannytown emerge. Sources familiar with the thinking of these mysterious fighters said they were headed to "Lower B".

 

[Pizdec]

funny thing about fetishes, that.
If it actually was fulfilled he'd have been singing a different tune being beaten and anally raped every night by multiple men.

Reminds me of the fact that Kevin fetishized the fear and horror lesbian woman of the 19th century went through. Imagine if Kevin actually did have to deal with that instead of this larping bullshit. Pretty sure after the fourth forced unlubed dicking he'd start to realize how wrong he is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This 'militia' seems to be pretty lame.

 

[Hitman One]

Michele:

teeth like a row of condemned houses.

 

[kukkahattutäti]

I fully support the oncoming uprising of berserk alpacas. May they overthrow their oppressors who forcibly assigned them into repressive corrals based solely on their status as "livestock" without ever consulting what the alpacas actually feel and want.

Michele:

Is Michele trying to transition into a lamprey eel?

 

[BiggerChungus]

My sides are in orbit:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1370219027461763076 (Archive)

Kev-Kev: "Implying that being trans is a fetish is incorrect".
Also Kev-Kev:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1313915886269497344 (Archive)

>"So fucking what?"
Shoving your fetishes in random people's faces is rude and gross, you freak.

>"You massive fucking weirdos"
>"Is that really surprising to you losers"

Hi Kev-Kev! Remember to cope, seethe and dilate.

He's sitting there in a nasty ass house wearing a fucking used diaper after just having his asshole pegged by a fat schizo man he calls 'mistress' blogging all day about how horny and desperate he is and other people are the losers for laughing at him? Faggot may be one of the most delusional cows I've ever seen.

 

[SIGSEGV]

having his asshole pegged by a fat schizo he calls 'mistress'

>implying Kevin has any sex life at all

 

[vulgar]

>implying Kevin has any sex life at all

>implying local cowboys aren't visiting the Tranch nightly for the Kevin special

 

[SIGSEGV]

>implying local cowboys aren't visiting the Tranch nightly for the Kevin special

Yes, that's exactly what I'm implying.

 

[Pizdec]

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Jesus that's $800 worth of cameras. Inb4 they're immediately "stolen"

 

[vulgar]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm implying.

rude!

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Michele:
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Hahaha so this creature is their Q? "Now pay attention troons, I want you to take great care of this equipment"

 

[Law]

funny thing about fetishes, that.
If it actually was fulfilled he'd have been singing a different tune being beaten and anally raped every night by multiple men.

I think this is another thing that makes coomer troons so god damn creepy. I think a lot of them actually believe that women want to be hurt by men. They see it in the fucked up porn they watch, they think it's real cause they're subnormal and delusional, and then they take that attitude into the real world.
They want you to see them as victims, but if you look up how many MTFs are in jail for sexual assault, it's not pretty. Kevin would absolutely get beaten up if he followed a young girl into a bathroom.

Is that guy wearing a Shmorky yarn wig?

Michelle the Rot-Goddess really adds some credence to the theory that Shmorky's yarn wig was actually a synthetic hair wig that just got horribly dirty until it looked like yarn.
Another specimen for our Tranthropology Exhibit, Wig Graveyard edition.