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[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

My sides are in orbit:

I don't know Kevin, maybe I'd entertain the idea that trannydom isn't inherently fetishic if you didn't constantly fetishise every aspect of transitioning. Hell, even now when you're trying to explain how it's not a fetish you can’t stop yourself expressing how hot you find it.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

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Jesus that's $800 worth of cameras. Inb4 they're immediately "stolen"

Stolen?

These people live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere.

Those camera's are gonna literally glow in the dark under IR. They are gonna get shot by a Gutter Runner Boogaloo Boy and the poor sap whose going to check it out is going to get strung up a and crucified by The Qanon Shaman.

At least they would if people were actually gunning for them.

 

[Pizdec]

Stolen?

These people live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere.

Those camera's are gonna literally glow in the dark under IR. They are gonna get shot by a Gutter Runner Boogaloo Boy and the poor sap whose going to check it out is going to get strung up a and crucified by The Qanon Shaman.

At least they would if people were actually gunning for them.

My point was they're going to suddenly have been stolen, when in reality Kev'll sell them for money.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It'll be interesting to see how they fold the cameras into their story; being the ones to bring the camera meme into their LARP means they can't easily fall back on on "listen and believe."

Even if the cameras get quietly returned "get shot by rednecks," there'd have to be a few frames of something to post as proof. Dress one of the tranchers up to take some Bigfoot-quality photos of the siege?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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He looks like a vampire.

Bitch you wish you had tits, those are top tier MAN BOOBS.

He makes CWC look well endowed.

> cw weight loss

If the mere mention of weight loss causes you to have a problem, that's a problem with you.

He looks like a stereotypical male feminist in 2015.

Never let it be said that the white knight to troon pipeline doesn't exist.

He was raised in a Christian Zionist cult.
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What did he try and make fun of?

Now I'm wondering if he grew up in a Baptist church that believed that we have to suck Israel off because muh God's chosen and where some people said ”nigger”, or if he actually grew up in a Christian Identity church.

If it's the latter, those people are fucking crazy. They basically believe that the twelve tribes of Israel were white, that modern-day Jews are the offspring of Eve and the Devil, and that black people are inherently inferior because muh children of Ham.

Christian Zionists

Christian Zionism always struck me as weird, because it basically boils down to ”God says we should put this false religion and its adherents' wishes over Arab Christians”. If you are a ”Bible-believing Christian” who accepts that Jesus is ”the only way to the Father”, then you can't just ignore that in favour of a religion that denies that when it suits you.

do you think a missionary could be convinced to proselytize at the Tranch: I imagine he'd end up like the Happa who tried to convert the North Sentinelese and get torn limb from limb.

The best way to persuade the Trancheros to convert would be another Albigensian Crusade.

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Michele:
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If there is a gang of fascists attacking the Tranch, I have a feeling that they know how to use face masks.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Jesus that's $800 worth of cameras. Inb4 they're immediately "stolen"

If Wedge ever moves in, they will probably set those cameras up all over the house to make a buck from chasers.
"Watch our erotic exploits 24 hours a day"
There are enough perverts that would pay for that. Not sure if Penny and Bonnie are this shameless, but Kevin and Wedge are. Could really boost their finances.

 

[moonchild]

He looks like Null in 2010 and the soy Wojak in 2015. At least he lost the beard and glasses in his troonout but regrowing that combover was as inadvisable as the oestrogen IMO

I think wedge is the most unsettling human I have ever seen. both the old pics and the current pics I've seen of him creep me the fuck out

This is my stance, really. I wouldn't give a shit if I didn't have to pay for it, be expected to validate it, and stand by while they groom children. If these ratfuck delusional life failures just stayed in their shitty dome pretending (badly) to be women in private while not bothering the rest of the world, everything would be right as rain. Instead, they want me to pay for their medical butchery then applaud them for getting it while trying to convince children to do the same. It makes me very MATI and it's the biggest reason I hate troons.

I'm a very live and let live person, like if a dude wants to wear a dress or whatever than go for it, it's a free country, but the fact they are forcing this on children (as well as hurting real woman by forcing them to accept them into their spaces) pisses me right off

 

[Law]

I'll risk going off-topic to share some funny bits from Toothless Michele:

"My (hopefully ex-) wife's family took me out to dinner and even though nothing bad happened, I still want the Governor to die. I am very mentally stable."


Um, dysphoria did that? Being sad that you have a penis made your teeth fall out? And lipstick and random cashiers calling you "miss" will . . . help your teeth? Somehow?

I actually think the constant paranoid fear-mongering from the troon community is unfair to troons. This senile old man in a dress is in no danger when his inlaws drag him to Applebees. Why scare the poor fellow?
MtFs are pretty much never in danger in the US. The ones who get murdered by their boyfriends are typically involved in drugs and prostitution, which is dangerous for everyone, trans or not. Some wrinkly 45 year old ex-marine in a wig and a floral cardigan is not in danger when he strolls through the mall.
Troonery is a paranoia echo chamber. I'm not surprised Bonnie is scared of phantom fash patrols.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Some wrinkly 45 year old ex-marine in a wig and a floral cardigan is not in danger when he strolls through the mall.

For these people, insults are literal violence, so someone calling them a troon is evil.

 

[Law]

For these people, insults are literal violence, so someone calling them a troon is evil.

They don't even get insulted. No one shouts "trooooon!" at them. People just ignore them. Michele Rot-Maw up there was waiting to get "called out", and no one said a thing.
I think a lot of them like feeling like their fashion choices put them danger, cause it's part of the high. But, like everything else, it's just in their (profoundly distrubed, balding, wig-covered) heads.

 

[vulgar]

I'll risk going off-topic to share some funny bits from Toothless Michele:
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"My (hopefully ex-) wife's family took me out to dinner and even though nothing bad happened, I still want the Governor to die. I am very mentally stable."

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Um, dysphoria did that? Being sad that you have a penis made your teeth fall out? And lipstick and random cashiers calling you "miss" will . . . help your teeth? Somehow?

I actually think the constant paranoid fear-mongering from the troon community is unfair to troons. This senile old man in a dress is in no danger when his inlaws drag him to Applebees. Why scare the poor fellow?
MtFs are pretty much never in danger in the US. The ones who get murdered by their boyfriends are typically involved in drugs and prostitution, which is dangerous for everyone, trans or not. Some wrinkly 45 year old ex-marine in a wig and a floral cardigan is not in danger when he strolls through the mall.
Troonery is a paranoia echo chamber. I'm not surprised Bonnie is scared of phantom fash patrols.

"excuse me, sir, you need to pay for that"
*smiles with new teeth*
"my bad ma'am! you should smile more often, go right ahead!"

 

[Cerabella]

This episode has more than doubled the ranch's amount of Twitter followers in a week. They're not far off Kevin's 10k - he should be worried because his account's bigger audience was a major part of his role. And most of his followers are penniless perverts.

He's seething

This how serious the situation is.

 

[Dr. Kaffergood]

Kevin confirm his official height and weight: 5'11 for 231lbs/180cm for 105kg
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>shrinking jackalope noises

 

[Squid Diddler]

This how serious the situation is.
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How about fucking him up with a tire iron or something? That'll definitely get the desired "can't form words" outcome.

EDIT: Not that anyone should do such a thing, heavens no. Unless he specifically requested it, which he might depending on how much further he goes down the degen rabbit hole.

 

[Hymlenis572]

I found pictures of wedge pre-transition

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Spoiler: transition pics

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The 2008 picture looks like Ryan Magee from supermega wtf

 

[Lubby Smith]

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[soft bones]

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An autopsy for an animal that died overnight due to being inadequately cared for during a snowfall, or did they shoot one of their own to show proof of the fash attacks?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Poor alpaca probably killed itself.

 

[White Devil]

Pretty sure a bullet hole would be fucking obvious.

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

It was either inadequate care or friendly fire but whichever it is it will be used as "proof da fash militia is targeting us pls donate ("