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[RazorBackBacon]

Security sperging incoming.

Spoiler

Wifi cameras or wireless security devices of any kind are also trash. I would never even think about using anything wireless because all you need is a $150 radio and you can entirely jam whatever frequency those things run on, as well as destroying the system's ability to upload either vision or alert the operators to faults with the system (or alerts for environmental triggers taking place) online, assuming they are all wireless, which these things appear to be. A $150 software defined radio (which I own a cheap one of, although it doesn't transmit, nor work at 2.4GHz, but the point is that it's not exactly espionage grade hardware here) that fits in the palm of your hand will render this entire system useless.

I wouldn't use them in a real security install, not in a million years.

But hey, they do make for good vaguely useful but way too expensive toys, even if they aren't in any way secure. $800 usd is nuts for that amount of cameras. You can get an entire fucking security system with half a dozen cameras *minimum* — possibly 8, 10, or 12(!) that all runs on power over Ethernet (so the camera only needs one cable—Ethernet. The DVR itself powers the cameras remotely.) as well as live cloud recording on top of internal hard drive recording for that budget. Hell, make it a grand and I could probably throw an uninterruptible power supply into your build too!

This is what happens when idiocy crosses paths with technophilia.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I think that Jarrod is, in fact, an Anti-Civ.
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Have some more unhinged posts from Anarcha Warrior Femme Josie:
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Jarrod has had a deathwish for quite some time.
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Jarrod's lofty visions of pirate utopias are rudely interrupted by his caring, supportive family. Call your sister, Jarrod!

I bet Jarrod has a hilarious Reddit account. Lé edgy atheist who must have at least one image of him in a fedora.

seems like this man replying to the ranch's tweets is a random leftist Coloradan. archive
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some lunacy from a "press collective" based in Portland archive
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onto Pastrami Boy, i did a rudimentary scan of his media tab and found a bit of info.

he has a dog, and may live with a wife or girlfriend. https://archive.md/zOoSc
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he seems to have prior experience with guns. https://archive.md/HQXTo
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possible medical professional, based off the lingo? https://archive.md/fwRjW
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We should look into what his @ means, as it seems to be random words thrown together into nonsense.

Ok so now there is a “ large group of armed extremists” who are trespassing and want to kill them because of a 7 min toothless news segment?

This right wing militia is the most covert operation on the planet whiles also being the least covert since all it takes is for a local news station to put out a little puff piece to rally the right wing death squad.

its almost like this is all made up

I'm fucking DYING no woman has ever said "it tenderized my bits~~" with regards to using a vibrator. Tenderizing. My. Bits. Kevin you magnificent bastard tenderizing is when you viciously pound meat with a mallet or with very sharp blades

when Kevin said “I used the vibrator whiles diliation” I was thinking “gross hes gonna say it made him wet” and then out of left field he says it’s “tenderized” him
why I love Kevin, he always does the exact opposite of what I think a normal person

Wedge cannot stop winning stupid prizes. Play the Hook Up the Ass game, here's your prize, dumbass! Play the Cut Off the Balls Game, here's another one, you fucking sped!

What surprised me is the 0 to 100 he must of went to, going from a straight man to “my asshole can’t even hold shit anymore” in less than 4 years.

My sides are in orbit:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1370219027461763076 (Archive)

Kev-Kev: "Implying that being trans is a fetish is incorrect".
Also Kev-Kev:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1370021232410697731 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1282106282019676160 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1313915886269497344 (Archive)

>"So fucking what?"
Shoving your fetishes in random people's faces is rude and gross, you freak.

>"You massive fucking weirdos"
>"Is that really surprising to you losers"

Hi Kev-Kev! Remember to cope, seethe and dilate.

The slow clap that can be heard around the world “being trans isn’t a fetish!
well yer it is for me... I’m tired of hiding it”

Kevin‘s hug box has made it impossible for him to hide anything. I bet “real” trans people are really upset by Kevin just saying the for most thing about transitioning is it’s a kink. Thank you for confirming that Kev

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OK so not only on the right wing death squads with there heavily armed militia are at their door, encroaching on their property (but things can be totally talked away from it) they are now mysteriously murdering alpacas?

if they get an alpaca autopsy does that mean they’ve had to send it to an animal lab? I assume they think the armed militia are poisoning the pakies?

I have a feeling we’re never gonna see or hear about the results on this “autopsy“ report. They are desperate for something real to happen to them so they get get more gibs.
If the toilet get clogged I get Bonnie would tweet out that the fash have tampered with there plumbing.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

The JPFO has a good article for this: http://jpfo.org/articles-assd02/why-jews-hate-guns.htm

The TLDR:


On another topic, is there an threshold for how many alpacas die before animal welfare gets involved?

To be fair to God's chosen people that list pretty much applies to all gun control advocates, except for the JINO thing. Just throw in prioritizing order and security over freedom.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I have a feeling we’re never gonna see or hear about the results on this “autopsy“ report. They are desperate for something real to happen to them so they get get more gibs.
If the toilet get clogged I get Bonnie would tweet out that the fash have tampered with there plumbing.

Not sure what they would do with it anyway. Can't go to the cops with it. If it was shot, the first suspects would be themselves.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

More fan art


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Hahaha that's amazing, pretty sure it's mocking Kevin but it rides the line of almost being something he would like. I mean to any normal person the gut, the diaper, the "CUM" shirt, and the goofy speech bubble would come off as clearly insulting but Kevin is proud of his "feminine" "marshmallow" gut, proud to be a "diapered little" and a "cumslut", he really does say things like fash and Mxstress. Has he seen/reacted to this? I'm really curious if he has the tiny modicum of self-awareness to see that this is mocking him or if he would unironically enjoy this portrayal.

Also loving the Antifa subreddit quotes, especially the one about "being a bigot must be so exhausting, just being filled with rage, hate, and fear 24/7", bro you just described the Tranch. There are no fascists threatening them, nobody cares enough to do so. It's the Tranch that's constantly fearful and hateful and obsessively paranoid of their neighbors, who seem to be nothing but normal rural folks. I have yet to see one scrap of evidence that a local has so much as been rude or misgendered them. All they have in reality are kiwis and other anonymous internet people, who feel something on a spectrum from amusement to disgust to contempt for the Tranchers, but who certainly don't seethe about the existence of trans people 24/7 or plot to hurt them irl. They have a thread on an internet gossip forum where people are allowed to laugh at the stupid shit they say/do and pronoun rules are not enforced. That's it. What a horrible nightmarish crusade of obsessed, dangerous bigots.

Honestly pretty pathetic how internet culture warriors on both sides like to make their chosen enemy into something much scarier and more dangerous than actually exists. According to both Antifa and alt-right types, the other group is comprised of highly organized paramilitary forces with near legal immunity due to a corrupt government that secretly sympathizes with them. When the reality is both sides are keyboard warriors who occasionally go to street protests and LARP the second civil war, dressing in goofy costumes and hitting each other's bike helmets with PVC flag poles while screeching.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch gofundme has received over 60k since the fascist attack larp began.

Mr. Gibes-me-dat must have convinced Mxtress to put some of this towards a streaming rig.

Nice slacks, bro.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Seems like the next season of tranch is going to have an insane budget can't wait to see how they will squander the 100grand they'll likely have before this over.

Honestly this whole thing almost feels like soviet propaganda about the evils of capitalism and western decadence

I am going to be so disappointed if they don't shoot someone before the year is out

 

[Law]

Oh man, a streaming arc? Do you think he'll be dumb enough for an IP2 crossover?
Also looking forward to streamed footage of the dome's interior so I can torture myself with a mental game of Troon Tetris, trying to figure out where they all sleep.

(Also I like how they're storing the pots and pans in a giant heap on the counter. I can imagine a rascally fash invader knocking them over and alerting Josie "Bloodlust" Bean.)

Also how the hell are they going to run a streaming rig on a propane generator? They're soft middle-class Americans and not at all ready for a third world power move like that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Seems like the next season of tranch is going to have an insane budget can't wait to see how they will squander the 100grand they'll likely have before this over.

Honestly this whole thing almost feels like soviet propaganda about the evils of capitalism and western decadence

I am going to be so disappointed if they don't shoot someone before the year is out

>TFW Tran Ranch turns out to be a subversive Chinese-funded propaganda op to show the Degeneracy of the Decadent West/deep state CIA experiment named Troonman Show

Oh man, a streaming arc? Do you think he'll be dumb enough for an IP2 crossover?

Crossover event between KevKev and OnlyLoseMeLegs when the next RV trip happens. A single droplet of Am Hole gunk finally rots off Blade's left leg. The rest of the crew has a hearty chortle and proceed to drink themselves to death at the sight of Kev dilating.

 

[John Furrman]

Hahaha that's amazing, pretty sure it's mocking Kevin but it rides the line of almost being something he would like. I mean to any normal person the gut, the diaper, the "CUM" shirt, and the goofy speech bubble would come off as clearly insulting but Kevin is proud of his "feminine" "marshmallow" gut, proud to be a "diapered little" and a "cumslut", he really does say things like fash and Mxstress. Has he seen/reacted to this? I'm really curious if he has the tiny modicum of self-awareness to see that this is mocking him or if he would unironically enjoy this portrayal.

Thanks! Kevin is dumb and would probably enjoy it and would miss out on all the obvious male-coded features like big hands, big feet, and obvious male fat distribution. I feel like I should admit, I almost did something retarded, like putting it on Twitter and @'ing him but I thought better. People would enjoy it more here

Good, although I think a diaper, penis-shaped horns, and male-pattern baldness would really complete it.

Thought about it, I don't want to ever to be able to say I drew a diaperfur

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch gofundme has received over 60k since the fascist attack larp began.
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Mr. Gibes-me-dat must have convinced Mxtress to put some of this towards a streaming rig.
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Nice slacks, bro.
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Penny and his dad ass, dad bod immediately became invisible to me as soon as I looked over to the cabinets with no freaking doors. I’m mesmerized. Literally everything they have is just exposed to the elements.

Also the dishes on the counter (also unnecessarily exposed to the elements) like a white trash frat house is something you def wanna take a picture in front of.

 

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Tenacious Unicorn Ranch gofundme has received over 60k since the fascist attack larp began.
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Mr. Gibes-me-dat must have convinced Mxtress to put some of this towards a streaming rig.
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Nice slacks, bro.
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Kevin most likely goes a whole day at a time without speaking aloud to somebody. I foresee him sucking at video games to be dreadfully boring.

 

[Entry Team To TOC]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch gofundme has received over 60k since the fascist attack larp began.

Honestly, I felt like I should be mad about how much cash the Tranch has managed to grift up like this, but then I realized that all the people paying into this are burning their hard-earned(?) money on something even a modest amount of research would reveal is a hilariously inept scam, and it just puts a goofy smile on my face instead. Imagine thinking you're doing a good thing sending cash to this band of blatantly degenerate lunatics when you could've done practically anything else with it and get more genuine fulfillment that way. But instead we get genuine fulfillment and laughs from seeing just how badly these funds are going to be misused.

 

[Law]

The Tranch getting renewed for another season with a bigger budget (but not bigger titties) means more entertainment for us.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Nice slacks, bro.
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Loving that Validation Step. Only fair that the shorter troons should be able to get their cheesy crackers without having to rely on, uh, male help.

 

[Law]

Delete if too off-topic but here's the second part of the "bio trans girl" comic that someone posted in this thread awhile back.

Poor Kikomi she needs a Validation Step.
I never want the Tranchers to bother actual women, but seeing footage of them next to one would be hilarious.

 

[Spunt]

Honestly, I felt like I should be mad about how much cash the Tranch has managed to grift up like this, but then I realized that all the people paying into this are burning their hard-earned(?) money on something even a modest amount of research would reveal is a hilariously inept scam, and it just puts a goofy smile on my face instead. Imagine thinking you're doing a good thing sending cash to this band of blatantly degenerate lunatics when you could've done practically anything else with it and get more genuine fulfillment that way. But instead we get genuine fulfillment and laughs from seeing just how badly these funds are going to be misused.

Yeah I can't get too mad at them because it's not my money they're wasting (helps that I'm not an American taxpayer though). Not only is it free entertainment, it's now free high budget entertainment. I mean, think of the Transformer toys Kev could buy with $100k:

 

[Lubby Smith]

. . . all the people paying into this are burning their hard-earned(?) money . . .

NY Times: "The Rich Kids Who Want to Tear Down Capitalism"

 

[one_time_user]

And stimulus bucks are starting to hit peoples bank accounts so expect there to be a dramatic increase in 'danger' postings to get those gibs

 

[Spunt]

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NY Times: "The Rich Kids Who Want to Tear Down Capitalism"

Communist societies of course are well known for respecting native land rights, respecting the environment and being nice to the workers...

Still, "Mx" Delahunt will no doubt be delighted to hear that xir contributions to the tranch will soon find their way to the Mattel corporation in exchange for non-biodegradable plastic toys made in third world sweat shops and carted halfway around the world by smoke-belching cargo ships. Redistribute the wealth!