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[Entry Team To TOC]

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NY Times: "The Rich Kids Who Want to Tear Down Capitalism"

>socialist, anarchist, Marxist, communist 'or all of the above' 'nongendered' trust fund kiddie getting money from his no-longer-stepdad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure are doing a good job of affecting some major social change there, buddy. 2k well spent!

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Bit late, but the great thing about Gibes is that however you might have thought it was pronounced - 'jibes', 'gibs' or even 'gibbous' - the nominative determinism remains sound: he's a fat, mocked beggar.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

"they tried WAY too hard to let you to let you know that jackalope is a GIRL with LASHES and LIPSTICK"
This is just really trannies in a nutshell, isn't it?

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NY Times: "The Rich Kids Who Want to Tear Down Capitalism"

I'm excited the tranch is being funded by dipshits. I'm even more excited to hear about Kevin streaming. It brings us one step closer to "Big Brother:Troon Edition". And I would shamelessly watch the shit out of it.

 

[Law]

Female deer have antlers too.
Kevin can't do anything right.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

I'm a bit mad about the money, but only because "tranch exposed as a scam and desperately trying to back-peddle on half the shit they've said" saga would be extremely funny. I long for the day when a reporter shows Penny or Bonnie a list of Kevin's tweets and demands a response to it...

 

[Cerabella]

Spoiler: grease bomb

 

[Dead Wayne]

Female deer have antlers too.
Kevin can't do anything right.

If you were raised on Disney (or exist stateside really) you'd probably picture white-tailed deer when asked about does, which don't have antlers.

 

[SIGSEGV]

You aren't exactly proving anyone wrong, Kevin.

 

[Friendly Futa]

It is NOT a fetish, also it IS a fetish, because fuck you.

They think we all smile the same and have gross hair. Also here's dozens of identical selfies that proof just that.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Tranch: "Alpacas don't need shelter from the elements"
Also the tranch: "Fascists killed the alpaca"

Archive

Archive

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Spoiler: some more autogynesmiles

Joe Lavery

Jimmy "Dr. Emmy Zje" Radich

Sean "Serenity Dee" Simpson

Casey Cronin

 

[Law]

I like the bacon pile. They even cook like stereotypical frat bro dudes.
I also like the massive bowl of shredded orange cheese. I guess now we know why Bonnie is overweight despite working on a ranch every day.

Also how do they do laundry? Just wondering cause we all know that's the bane of fratty manchildren everywhere. Do they have a washing machine in the dome? How would that work if they're partially off-grid? Do they go to a laundromat in town? With 6 to 12 men living there and working outdoors and Kevin's growing collection of nerd tee-shirts, they must generate a lot of laundry (especially once we add bacon grease to the mix).
What amenities do the fash-smashing mercenary defense forces get besides floorspace to crouch on and a pile of eggs and bacon?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Spoiler: grease bomb

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Not very vegan, is it? I thought eating meat and dairy was a travesty against nature, destroying the planet etc? Then again, it's troons. Like multiplying by zero, the moment you add the troon signifier, the answer is immeditely the same - the most oppressedest, can do no wrong, get away with everything trans card.

Nice to see the dead alpaca didn't go to waste, I guess?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Why does Kevin think he's worthy of getting a verified Twitter account? He's not significant in any way, and the only people who look up to him are fellow AGP diaper fetishists and weird chasers. This thread is the most impressive thing associated with him.

The way he talks it's like he's the King of Troon Mountain. His tweets are troon law and his opinions are troon gospel. He wants to be the best troon to ever troon. Such unwarranted self-importance. He probably joined the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch ® for activism clout rather than genuine philanthropic values. To be fair, this thread's sucess is because he is such a stereotypical, prototypical, unashamedly fetishistical AGP it becomes almost educational by example.

 

[HissingBastard]

Spoiler: grease bomb

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Not even some fuckin' toast to soak up all the grease. I guess they're set on 41%ing themselves one way or another.

 

[FunkyFupa]

Not even some fuckin' toast to soak up all the grease. I guess they're set on 41%ing themselves one way or another.

That's what the burnt pancakes are for. Looks like they cook everything on high and don't know how to use cast iron cookware.

 

[Law]

The way he talks it's like he's the King of Troon Mountain. His tweets are troon law and his opinions are troon gospel.

They're all like this to some degree. The entitlement, the demands for money, validation, seeing them as they want to he seen, not as they are. "It's true because I say so!"
Penny has a massive ego. It's why he's so contemptuous of the other people who live in Westcliffe. He also has a fragile ego, which is why he posts so much incriminating stuff to "own the haydurs". If you were actually afraid of being robbed, harassed or doxxed you wouldn't post pictures of the inside of your house.
It's why drama and infighting are basically guaranteed on the next exciting season of Troontopia Ranch Adventures.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Phil seemingly recovered pretty fast from their animals being murdered by fascists. The vet probably told him that the alpaca died of old age and not a gunshot wound, something he is not smart enough to ascertain by himself.
Even with the cost of feeding the troonguard, they still made off like bandits with those donations.
It was really profitable pretending that they were LITERALLY UNDER ATTACK FROM PARAMILITARY NAZIS.
The tranchers are pretty stupid, but even they look smart and cunning compared to their orbiters.

 

[French Slut]

Holy fuck. Gotta respect the grift I guess. 76k and growing is insane considering how half assed this is. All they did was tweet. Didn't even have to plant false flags or fake any evidence. I think we all knew that "fuck yeah trans rights are human rights!" people were dumb and gullible but there's seriously ZERO skepticism about this among that crowd?

 

[Friendly Futa]

You burned the fucking pancakes, Penny.