Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Aaa0aaa0]

His tweets are troon law and his opinions are troon gospel. He wants to be the best troon to ever troon. Such unwarranted self-importance.

Makes me feel bad for all the troons that aren't big enough spazzes on the internet to get their own thread. Imagine being led by Mr. Gibsmedat of all people.

That's what the burnt pancakes are for. Looks like they cook everything on high and don't know how to use cast iron cookware.

You burned the fucking pancakes, Penny.

How hard is it to not burn the pancakes?

You guys say this, but horrifyingly enough, I know people who loved burnt pancakes over unburnt ones. This could actually be planned, his preferred method.

It's why drama and infighting are basically guaranteed on the next exciting season of Troontopia Ranch Adventures

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I hope they use some of the money to take care of the animals and not just buy more animals to hoard, neglect and kill. Those poor alpaca deserve shelter.

I'm hoping the same, but as experience has taught us, they don't always pick the obvious choice.

I dont get it, they said that fascists are attacking, but like, WHICH ONES. 8fbthere was a legitimate threat, they'd just say it was the local kkk or proud Boyz or whatever baptist church?

All of them, at once - the neonazis, the kkk, the proud boys, the backstreet boys, the boyz 2 men - its an 18 group pile up there at the tran ranch.

 

[Constellationzero]

I dont get it, they said that fascists are attacking, but like, WHICH ONES. 8fbthere was a legitimate threat, they'd just say it was the local kkk or proud Boyz or whatever baptist church?

Infuriating, isn't it, when no one is allowed to ask a question.
This is how and why there are so many news stories about cancer fakers being arrested and sent to jail. And the people they interview are saddened and disgusted that they were taken in. Well they were because questions are NOT ALLOWED. Listen and believe full stop. And then others wonder why compassion fatigue is a thing. Because you are NOT ALLOWED to ask a question.
The fuck is the big deal about asking a QUESTION? I know why though, but you'd think these simps on Plebbit would get this memo.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Infuriating, isn't it, when no one is allowed to ask a question.
This is how and why there are so many news stories about cancer fakers being arrested and sent to jail. And the people they interview are saddened and disgusted that they were taken in. Well they were because questions are NOT ALLOWED. Listen and believe full stop. And then others wonder why compassion fatigue is a thing. Because you are NOT ALLOWED to ask a question.
The fuck is the big deal about asking a QUESTION? I know why though, but you'd think these simps on Plebbit would get this memo.

Its always funny because these groups love their "receipts" on other people's lives, but don't dare ask for some on their's.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Its always funny because these groups love their "receipts" on other people's lives, but don't dare ask for some on their's.

If it wasn't for double standards some people wouldn't have any at all

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

These men failed at being men, so they became transgender. They fail at being transgender, so what is next?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I dont get it, they said that fascists are attacking, but like, WHICH ONES. 8fbthere was a legitimate threat, they'd just say it was the local kkk or proud Boyz or whatever baptist church?

There are no fascists. It’s a lie to make money without involving Kevin tweeting about his broken anHole.

Reasons why this is a literal larp;

• The flashpoint for this was that dumb 7 min TV spot they did which was incredibly toothless and had very little to get a really upset about.
• No one outside of the ranch has collaborated this story, even the news crew who apparently got sent citric acid powder.
  • Only collaborating stories are either coming from Twitter trannies who have never been to the ranch or the one guy who did and apparently managed to talk fascists out of murder.
• They haven’t gone to the police involved because ACAB, even though they said the cops are on there side and I’m pretty sure if you deliberately misgender them they would call the cops.
• The story keeps changing, first it was mailed powder to the news reporters, then it was them getting mailed powder, then it was mailed threats, then it was armed standoffs on the ranch and most recently it is covert operations to kill their alpacas.
• They have not named anyone after all this time, however they seem to know that this is a fascist militia, they which apparently don’t have a name or even an unofficial title that the town gives them.
  • Also the story about how the fash were apparently talked away from raiding or sieging the ranch is farcical, since the only reason the fascist militia are doing this according to the ranch is because they are fascist and hate men in dresses. So presumably there is nothing that they could say that would make fascists go away besides leaving CO.
  • No photos or videos of any of these apparent standoffs or attempts to find out who is in this militia. The ranch are very respectful to keep the anonymity of literal fascist death squads.
• On my last piece of evidence your honor. Kevin has been way too quiet about it. Kevin tweets about every little boring thing that happens in his life in graphic minute detail (that why he has a thread here) and if they were armed standoffs actually going on in the ranch I’m pretty sure we would’ve had a 20+ Twitter post spergout with him @ ing ever law enforcement agency on Twitter.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

These men failed at being men, so they became transgender. They fail at being transgender, so what is next?

Hopefully they become statistic. Parts of the 41%.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

like, WHICH ONES

We don't know, but they must be very clever fascists because there's no evidence for them existing.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

On my last piece of evidence your honor. Kevin has been way too quiet about it. Kevin tweets about every little boring thing that happens in his life in graphic minute detail (that why he has a thread here) and if they were armed standoffs actually going on in the ranch I’m pretty sure we would’ve had a 20+ Twitter post spergout with him @ ing ever law enforcement agency on Twitter.

Not disagreeing with you, but Kevin tweeted about being exiled off-tranch (for his own safety, of course, not because he could blow the whole operation) several pages back.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Not sure if under attack or just running a bed and breakfast. I wonder if murderhobo and pastrami had to pay for their plate.

 

[ten dollars off]

I pored over the linked Reddit thread dedicated to the event and was only able to find a single post questioning the legitimacy of the claims and story surrounding the tranch invasion. And it was an hour old. Looks like a number of possibly skeptical or dissenting posts were deleted by moderators.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Tranch: "Alpacas don't need shelter from the elements"
Also the tranch: "Fascists killed the alpaca"
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Those poor alpacas are just coated in snow. If Phil is so concerned about them being in the fash crosshairs, why doesn't he put them into the "heated barn" (or so he claims, only because some twitter rando claimed it was heated for some reason and Phil thought that sounded good)?

I know alpacas are wintery animals or whatever because of where they're from, but are they usually left out in the snow to collect a few inches on their shaved backs?


Is this sarcasm? The be safe is throwing me off, I can't tell

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I pored over the linked Reddit thread dedicated to the event and was only able to find a single post questioning the legitimacy of the claims and story surrounding the tranch invasion. And it was an hour old. Looks like a number of possibly skeptical or dissenting posts were deleted by moderators.

I noticed that they didn't delete the post expressing a desire to commit violent acts against "the fascists". Reddit is really shitty about enforcing their own rules. Here we are on a cyberbullying doxxing forum and I haven't seen a single comment talking about hurting any of the cows. Not even Yaniv. Somehow we're the bad guys for laughing at absurdity but organizing to terrorize rural Colorado is a-okay. Clown world indeed.

 

[Particle Bored]

Its always funny because these groups love their "receipts" on other people's lives, but don't dare ask for some on their's.

>[watches video of Andy Ngo pummeled until bleeding before he staggers off with canned food being thrown at his head]
>"lol what brain bleed show us ur hospital discharge papers Nazi!"

>[claims wignat platoon staging base camp at fenceline]
>"omg wanted to take pics but they shot camera right out of my hand AH SWER!" "omg here $40k so brave!"

 

[FunkyFupa]

Holy shit he's committed crimes against food.

The bacon is unevenly cooked, you can see whole chunks of non-rendered fat on almost every piece on the right plate. It looks like it was cut before cooking so it could be fried in a smaller pan, but that doesn't do anything if you can't be bothered to keep an eye on it and prevent it from curling.

The pancakes, aside from being burned, are made from batter that is way too thick for the pans and heating source they're using. He also probably tried to do this as quickly as possible and put multiple cakes in the pan at once, which causes the uneven burning because you have 1/3 of the pancake on the hottest part of the pan and the rest on the coolest.

The eggs themselves look fine, but the peppers look undercooked.

Quick tip; line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil and bake your bacon in the oven at 425° for about 18 minutes (more or less depending on how thick the cut of bacon is) .

Also dredge the bacon in flour before you bake it. The flour keeps the grease from going everywhere. And it doesn't shrink up as much

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Not disagreeing with you, but Kevin tweeted about being exiled off-tranch (for his own safety, of course, not because he could blow the whole operation) several pages back.

That was just an excuse because Kevin kept posting his usual amhole horror messages on Twitter, so he claimed he was at a "friend", but was totally horrified at what was happening at the Tranch. Then he posted a selfie from a couch on the tranch where a shotgun was visible.

Basically, Kevin is a horrible liar, just like the rest of them. But I can't be mad at their grift. A fool and his money and all that.

 

[vulgar]

Also dredge the bacon in flour before you bake it. The flour keeps the grease from going everywhere. And it doesn't shrink up as much

are those dilation instructions?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

are those dilation instructions?

Kevin would dilate himself with a toilet plunger if he wanted to. There are very few fetishes he doesn't have.

 

[vulgar]

Kevin would dilate himself with a toilet plunger if he wanted to. There are very few fetishes he doesn't have.

thanks but I was asking for myself

 

[Glade Candles]

Also dredge the bacon in flour before you bake it. The flour keeps the grease from going everywhere. And it doesn't shrink up as much

That's a good tip, I prefer to use a broiling pan to collect the grease underneath. Then you use that to make sausage gravy.

edit so as to not shit the thread up with too many posts about cooking:

Spoiler: Candied Bacon Recipe

Preheat oven to 375° F. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.

Sprinkle both sides of your bacon with a mixture of 2 tbsp. tightly-packed brown sugar, 1/4 tsp. salt, and 1/2 tsp. ground pepper of choice (black, cayenne, chili powder, etc. depending on your tolerance for spice). Lay the bacon on the cookie sheet, and cover with another sheet of parchment paper. Place another cookie sheet on top of the first, and weigh down with a heavy pot (or other over-safe weight)

Bake 30 minutes. After removing from oven, remove weight from the cookie sheets and let rest at lest 5 minutes. Remove cookie sheet and top layer of parchment paper. Serve warm.