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Kevin's neovagina is leaking and staining his clothes! What color do YOU think is his genderfluid?


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What exactly is there to "get the hang of" with regards to anal? Just pull down your pants, take off the dirty, crapped briefs diaper, and pucker up because Ripley is going in dry.
Normally? Not much aside from the whole "do it slow and don't tear up the hole" thing, but considering the state of decay Kev's groin, IMO there's a very real chance of an enthusiastic (lmao) partner ripping his taint open.

Clarification: a partner ripping Kev's taint open.
 

Hypnotised Chicken

used to be just an innocent bird
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... methods which have been adapted by German surgeons and furthered the penile skin can be cut four times instead of twice and maybe sewn together with ballskin or a skin transplant from the thigh (in rare cases) to create things like 15 cm of depth from 2 cm of (blood-) penis.
This is not the Operation Paper Clip I remember :(
 

CisTrans_Isomerism

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Normally? Not much aside from the whole "do it slow and don't tear up the hole" thing, but considering the state of decay Kev's groin, IMO there's a very real chance of an enthusiastic (lmao) partner ripping his taint open.

Clarification: a partner ripping Kev's taint open.
I have a feeling that the real reason is that Kevin simply doesn't enjoy it, but admitting this would conflict with his desired persona of being the "queerest of the queers". I also doubt that he even finds physical pleasure from stuffing-up his mutilated cockditch as, A. There's probably not too much sensation in the tissue to begin with (certainly not anything near the sensation of a "natal" vagina) and B. I think it is more the idea of being fucked and inhabiting a more "feminine" sexual role which gets him off, rather than the actual sensation of it or physical pleasure derived therein. The latter goes along with his textbook case of autogynephilia; where it's the idea of embodying the form and role of the object of his desire (an attractive female) which he fetishizes. Also, as has been theorized on here before, I'm fairly certain that the only reason he claims to thirst after his fellow AGP troons is that they are the only people who will entertain the idea of having intimate contact with him.
 

Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani
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I'm fairly certain that the only reason he claims to thirst after his fellow AGP troons is that they are the only people who will entertain the idea of having intimate contact with him.
That AND fellow agp troons are his entire world and support network.

The reason why Kev is so funny to follow is because right now he has a very strong enabling support network. He’s an ugly balding man but gets to have 5 “girl” friends, room & board and time to do nothing but tweet about his fetish’s.

this environment has made Kevin super oblivious to how weird he is and makes him (I think) much more open and just share what ever is is currently on his mind and what makes him so funny.
I said before, if he gets booted from ranch-el-trannié then he would 41% overnight. He would not nearly be as entertaining if he was a single lonely guy tweeting from his moms house
 
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Dustlord

Chechen Warrior
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Perhaps -- I mean lots of people have oily hair/skin, but a shower takes care of that problem. I'd be honestly surprised if Kev showers more than once a week. Most troons seem to have an aversion to basic hygiene. Or anything that requires effort -- like housework, actual jobs, etc.
That's an especially horrifying theory considering he has a giant open wound between his legs.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Did you just touch your face?
True & Honest Fan
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I have a feeling that the real reason is that Kevin simply doesn't enjoy it, but admitting this would conflict with his desired persona of being the "queerest of the queers". I also doubt that he even finds physical pleasure from stuffing-up his mutilated cockditch as, A. There's probably not too much sensation in the tissue to begin with (certainly not anything near the sensation of a "natal" vagina) and B. I think it is more the idea of being fucked and inhabiting a more "feminine" sexual role which gets him off, rather than the actual sensation of it or physical pleasure derived therein. The latter goes along with his textbook case of autogynephilia; where it's the idea of embodying the form and role of the object of his desire (an attractive female) which he fetishizes. Also, as has been theorized on here before, I'm fairly certain that the only reason he claims to thirst after his fellow AGP troons is that they are the only people who will entertain the idea of having intimate contact with him.
"Oh my gosh, I'm such a bottom!" he says, knowing full well he doesn't like anal and wouldn't bottom if you paid him.

Never mind, Kevin. The stinkditch is undoubtedly half numb from the nerve damage of the dick inversion. I'm sure that will make him the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed, or whatever it is he wants to be.
 

Opiophile

You mess with the bull, you get the bull penis.
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They can't even do anal as he 'never got the hang of it' so I'm really curious as to why he's kept around other than his inheritance he's mentioned a few times.
Wait, what? Aren't half of Kevin's tweets all about how he's such a "heckin' thirsty bottom 4 lyfe uwu" ? Or is this just more of the bullshit they pull where they change the definitions of words? Is he now a bottom because he wants to be fucked by dudes in his crotch wound, and has nothing to do with anal sex? Probably the latter knowing this faggot.

All of this stupid trannyspeak is fucking confusing.
 

Logical Fallacies

Harmless Internet User
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Kevin is a psychopath. He's larping as a human being.

Yes, because PMS strikes RANDOMLY.

motherfucker, you are biggest fucking consoomer this side of Cinema Roberto's gravitational pull
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Yeah, it's absolutely not a highly infectious virus, a huge population and high population density that makes it hard. It's definitely ONLY capitalism. Capitalism BAD.
The same capitalism that propelled America and Europe into wealth which gave our countries the ability to build modern hospitals, train doctors, invest billions into research and medicine, not to mention helped create all these pesky supermarket chains where you can easily go and buy your food every day. Ok.

People are losing their jobs and worry if they'll be able to buy enough food. But Kevin has the luxury to not think about that and whine about some stupid shit he wants to buy.

Psychopath. Everything has to be on his conditions. He decides what happens, when. Bottom/Submissive, my ass. Only when he feels like it. All his interactions are self-centered and conditionally.

Am I the only one who feels that in his tweets? He talks about being submissive, but what he says, apart from the thirst and shit, and how he talks to other people isn't submissive or nice at all. It's like a mask he puts on and sometimes it slips. In his pictures, too. I think he does not know what a genuine smile is because he doesn't have the depth of affect you need to actually smile.
 

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Feels like I'm wearing... nothing at all...
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They can't even do anal as he 'never got the hang of it' so I'm really curious as to why he's kept around other than his inheritance he's mentioned a few times.
This just keeps getting funnier/sadder - he doesn't even like to be penetrated so he gets a neovagina installed which a lot of people who've gotten it says that they have trouble with penetration and that they still prefer doing it anally. Of course, Kevin's by all accounts is having a lot of issues with it and can't even get a dilator in, but yes, a penis in it will be fine I'm suuuuure.

I really hope they do a live stream of the grand opening of Kev's fancy new vagina.
 

Spunt

A Leading Source of Experimental Internet Gas
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Like many AGP troons, Kevin has confused what he attracted to - in this case submissive women - with what he is. It's common in BDSM for people to be unsure whether or not they like being tied up or whatever during sex, because they get off on imagining the helplessness of that person by imagining themselves in that position. So you get "switches" (people who enjoy both the tying and the being tied) who finally settle on one or the other after a long period of experimentation. But for those who do not have a good theory of mind (such as autists), it can be really confusing quite why you get turned on and you can adopt sexual roles that you end up not enjoying. If you get off on porn of helpless people, are you turned on by seeing that person helpless, or by imagining yourself in their situation? For some, the only way to find out is to get tied up and see how you feel.

This is even worse when, like Kevin, your role confusion also involves gender, because it's hard to experiment in the role of a different gender, especially for a guy. This is usually made worse by pushy trans culture, porn addiction and chronic anime poisoning. Do you really like girls, or do you want to be one? The big clue here, as others have pointed out, is that he likes the idea of bottoming/being submissive, but not the act itself. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that Kev is really an autistic straight or bisexual dominant man with a strong narcissistic streak who psychologically can't take the idea of submitting to someone. His fantasies about what he wants to do to women have got mixed up with what he himself wants because he's too much of an autist to figure it out and now he's mangled his junk beyond repair. Oopsie.