Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / RageTreb / The Green Salamander / The Artwork of Kevin Gibes - "Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth (now on Vice news!)

AnOminous

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Oh for god's sake, what a bunch of bullshit. Women evolved to distinguish different shades of pink my fat ass.

Do you know who has a million names for tiny distinctions in color? Middle and upper class people with too much time on their hands.
Color cones are literally on the X chromosome and women have two of those.


So as much as 50% of women can have four kinds of cone receptor while only 8% of men have this. Humans are sexually dimorphic and this is yet another way.
 

Dumbinatrix

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It is such a damning, DAMNING indictment of the Ranch that Kev saw someone make a sexual assault allegation and went "no, we're not racist, my mistress is Peruvian uwu". Kevin, who is ignorant of even basic happenings at the ranch like a shelter for the ducks, did not plead ignorance or even outright deny the accusation but quietly sidestepped it. I can't wait for more sordid details of the Rape Ranch, bc if there's one thing the trans community can't do, it's keep a secret.
 

goyangi

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Oh for god's sake, what a bunch of bullshit. Women evolved to distinguish different shades of pink my fat ass.

Do you know who has a million names for tiny distinctions in color? Middle and upper class people with too much time on their hands.
This isn't super interesting, sorry in advance.

The problem with "evolving to have [x] purpose" is that evolution doesn't really generally work that way, and that organisms can have traits without it being because they evolved to have that specific trait. Example: human coccyx/tailbone, which is a vestigial structure (i.e. remnant of structures that served a purpose for ancestors past but are useless on us), or phalanges in whales. "Whales evolved to have phalanges my ass" is about as informed as "women evolved to distinguish different shades of pink (or blue or whatever color". The point is less "women are specially evolved to distinguish colors! This makes them wonderful home decorators" and more "there is a literal sex-based difference in color perception in humans", even if people can be a bit dumb about it.

In the case of color perception for humans, there are possible evolutionary reasons for why we see the color range we do, like a possible advantage in foraging and detecting predators. It should be noted that we have a pretty weird color range versus a dog or a shrimp or a bird, and color differences between languages are a thing (most famous examples I can think of are 青い which indicates both blue and green (i.e. blue sky and green traffic light), and certain African cultures having a very limited color vocabulary (only 5 IIRC). AFAIK the most ambiguity exists on the blue-green spectrum, which, again, may be due to M-cone polymorphism in women.

(Interestingly, the genes responsible for making proteins sensitive to red and green light are both located on the X chromosome, which helps explain why color blindness is much more common in men, and why some women have tetrachromachy, which is like super color vision mutation, and why only women are known to have it (it's a mutation on both X chromosomes)).

I will say, on a thread about a troon who refuses to see sexual dimorphism, it is a bit funny to have a spat about color perception and sexual dimorphism. Wonder what Kevvie would say about his color perception (god I would love for him to claim to be tetrachromatic).
 

shuppet

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I thought there'd be some spicy insider info here, but it's just mundane tranny drama about the ranch.

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tl;dr: Childish bickering. Apparently this Grace person is just butthurt because he got kicked out for being too much of a mooch. Sounds like he just felt entitled to his buddies paying his rent because reasons.
I wonder how extreme your laziness and bad financial decisions have to be to get you kicked from the ranch, given that Kevin seems to be a permanent resident in good standing but does absolutely nothing and spends hundreds of dollars on toys.
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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KevKev has a new profile pic. Sadly, it's not a selfie
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Not sure if this an improvement or not. On one hand, it's inaccurate, doesn't give his receding hairline justice and doesn't capture is signature autogynephile smirk. Plus the art style is shit. On the other hand, Kevie is an eyesore and him hiding his grotesque face isn't a bad thing (for the most part).
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye

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Kevvie is proud of his popular tweet
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Oh sweet Jesus fucking Christ, that face on Sean Simpson still gives me nightmares. He's a mostly harmless e-beggar, but that hulking, lumbering shape with that ogre-head on top is just so atrocious. That's one troon they definitely wouldn't let anywhere near Tran Ranch out of fear he'd eat everything in sight.
 

Spastic Colon

Awww - yeah - tism
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Oh sweet Jesus fucking Christ, that face on Sean Simpson still gives me nightmares. He's a mostly harmless e-beggar, but that hulking, lumbering shape with that ogre-head on top is just so atrocious. That's one troon they definitely wouldn't let anywhere near Tran Ranch out of fear he'd eat everything in sight.
I think he probably scared that egg, though. Usually they're spouting saccharine "you're so beautiful UwU!" nonsense at each other, but the best response this dude could muster at Sean's transformation was "Nice".
 

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KevKev has a new profile pic. Sadly, it's not a selfie
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Kevvie is proud of his popular tweet
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It apparently cracked an egg
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But it's not all good news and helping people :(
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Kevvie: Shut up
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I'm quite tempted to redraw this to be more accurate later. But something to point out is that even this simple avatar has his revolting BDSM metal collar on it. Penny's sex cult is literally a part of his identity.

Anyway, I truly want to feel bad for the people falling for Kevin's grooming, but you're honestly a lost cause if you're the kind of person who does given how empty and meaningless Kevin's warbling is. That still doesn't mean I can't be disgusted by Kevin's attempts, though. I also can't believe Kevin's musing on his anxiety regarding friendships, since a month or two ago he shared he was absolutely unable to comprehend how to have normal friendships which varied beyond cybering online.

On a more positive note, I will say that pretending constipation is menstrual cramps is still one of my favorite trans pastimes.
 

Gizmoduck

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I know trannies reproduce by preying on the weak, but it still bothers me every single time I see their creepy victory dance. "hoLy hEck I hAtChEd aN Egg uwu!!!"

Speaking of, Mode_View is jealous and has to insert himself into the conversation.
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You won't escape Kevin that easily!
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Kevie graces us with an old selfie.
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In other news, it appears the newest member victim of the Racist Rape Ranch is still alive and about to get a sibling.
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In the Sick of It

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I remember Kevvie mentioning a laying egg fetish. Add the pregnancy fetish and his love for cracking eggs, I can't help but imagine this lizard is just laying eggs out of their neovagina. Just hundreds of slimy lil Kevvie eggs ready to crack and come out on twitter for asspats.

I'm grateful for the new avatar. The less I have to see his actual face the better I feel.
 

Old Fart

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ValVenus

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I know trannies reproduce by preying on the weak, but it still bothers me every single time I see their creepy victory dance. "hoLy hEck I hAtChEd aN Egg uwu!!!"

Speaking of, Mode_View is jealous and has to insert himself into the conversation.
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Mode_View is so lame.
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I do feel sorry for him, but he's also 30 and clearly has some kind of humiliation fetish. I know it's easier said than done, but if you have a job, surely you could get a house share and move out. Then you could eat what you want, and troon out 🤷‍♀️
 

SIGSEGV

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Mode_View is so lame.
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I do feel sorry for him, but he's also 30 and clearly has some kind of humiliation fetish. I know it's easier said than done, but if you have a job, surely you could get a house share and move out. Then you could eat what you want, and troon out 🤷‍♀️
Mode_View is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 

The Final Troondown

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What actual woman brings a dildo into a communal shower? Jesus christ STOP WATCHING PORN
 

Paul Barker!

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>have binge eating disorder
>complain about being asked to take steps to prevent binge eating disorder
jesus christ if keeping a fucking food diary doesn't shame you out of relentlessly stuffing your maw, maybe you should have to ask permission to eat. I know it takes work to maintain being over 300lbs but jesus