Horrorcow Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / RageTreb / The Green Salamander / The Artwork of Kevin Gibes - "Am hole." The epitomized trans Twitter dude you thought was just a myth!

Kevin's boyfriend darted their tongue into his rancid am hole! What disease is he going to get?


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Boris Blank's glass eye

Ring the bell, Roll down the street
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"Pew pew I wanna get bred by a cyborg with huge milkers

That's it, that's the tweet"

Wow Kev, blowing the doors off the fields of metaphysics and philosophy there bucko
Truly, the Jordan B. Peterson of our generation.

"-Excuse me, Professor Gibes, what's your opinion on the implications of the protestant work ethic in view of the traditional Global North/South oppression dynamics?
-GIRLDICKS! GIRLDICKS AND REALLY FUCKING HUGE MILKERS, LACTATING 24/7. GODDESS, I'M SUCH A BOTTOM, JUST FILL ME UP!"
 

Lurk

Ulcer fingerer
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SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
True & Honest Fan
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Truly, the Jordan B. Peterson of our generation.

"-Excuse me, Professor Gibes, what's your opinion on the implications of the protestant work ethic in view of the traditional Global North/South oppression dynamics?
-GIRLDICKS! GIRLDICKS AND REALLY FUCKING HUGE MILKERS, LACTATING 24/7. GODDESS, I'M SUCH A BOTTOM, JUST FILL ME UP!"
You forgot the most important Kevin-ism:

Mode_View just needs to start ebegging and he'd be a clone of Lou Gags
Louis is fat, but not as fat as Mode_View is. For now.
 

Norman B. Normal

I probably shouldn't be here.
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Kevin mentioned before how it gets on his communist nerves when people bring up the fact that he owns a sweatshop-made phone and that he only partakes in capitalism against his will.

I wouldn't have a problem with that except that it's not like he's breaking his back to earn a meager living and then only using his money to buy the essentials like food, water, and shelter. He's living a lavish lifestyle never more than an hour away from his next toy order. He doesn't just partake in capitalism, he revels in it like a pig in mud.

His next licensed toy order. He's not buying exquisite hand-carved miniature rocking horses. Everything he buys is associated with some popular media or video game property. The Transformers media franchise was created by Hasbro specifically to sell Transformers toys. It was the very worst example of the half-hour toy commercials that blanketed Saturday morning kids' TV when I was growing up. You couldn't come up with a better example of late stage capitalism if you tried.

Kevin's dime-store communism is just another toy he likes to play with. If the cool kids in the trans community were to suddenly adopt neomercantilism or Keynesianism or Objectivism, he'd be right there along with them.
 

homewayhalf

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I love that Kevie added that to his name tbh, all the libfems who read about the Troon Ranch in Vice and donated and then went to Twitter to follow these coomers may be questioning it all the moment they actually take a look at his feed. Kevin commonly forgets that most people are normal human beings who don’t talk about bottom of the barrel porn all day. Countdown to his next “why are people muting/unfriending me” post. :sadwaifu:
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

Kyle Rittenhouse did nothing wrong
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Oh for god's sake, what a bunch of bullshit. Women evolved to distinguish different shades of pink my fat ass.

Do you know who has a million names for tiny distinctions in color? Middle and upper class people with too much time on their hands.
keep being mad that you don't have true and honest woman eyes, tranny.
 

Spastic Colon

I hate 2020
True & Honest Fan
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Kev doesn't realize that so many people followed him after he changed his name to CumDumpster because they actually expect to see porn. So, when is Kev going to post photos of his CumDumpster? He's such a tease.

Once those degenerates figure out that he isn't going to flash a girl dick or give a tour of his "lady" cavern, they'll start unfollowing. Pervs seeking tranny porn don't want Kev and his friends acting like a bunch of 12 year olds trying to talk dirty to each other. That's not sexy.
 

Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani
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i was on a trans ranch cleanse until our fav lumpy genderspecial boy Qilin showed up on my fucking twitter feed e-begging for more troon bux and posting shit tranny memes

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this was on my (supposedly) non-troon-tainted account too for fucks sake, i can't escape these fucking gremlins
Chyna Rot.... are they by any chance a post op trannie who is also a fan of Chris Chan?
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Wants to see the photo of the bee vagina
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i was on a trans ranch cleanse until our fav lumpy genderspecial boy Qilin showed up on my fucking twitter feed e-begging for more troon bux and posting shit tranny memes

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this was on my (supposedly) non-troon-tainted account too for fucks sake, i can't escape these fucking gremlins
So it's an "alpaca haven" now? Bit off to be describing the tranch that farms alpacas for fleece as some sort of charity that takes in unwanted and mistreated alpacas and gives them a happy forever home. Or did he mean troon haven with alpacas as a side feature?

Grammatical error or bullshit to tug at heart (and purse) strings? 🤔
 

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