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Kevin's boyfriend darted their tongue into his rancid am hole! What disease is he going to get?


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lfaw

kiwifarms.net
i don't have any words for this exchange. this is peak kevin

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also the ranch got a new trailer
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lfaw

kiwifarms.net
If it makes you feel any better, it looks like the trailer is gonna be for the recycling and not actual animal transport. That said, what the fuck is the plan? Just jamming that shit full of garbage?
probably filling it up with garbage before transporting it to a bigger recycling center. that said, it's a tiny trailer and they're planning on doing recycling for the whole county? this looks like it could barely fit half a day's worth.

the thing also looks like it needs all of the tires replaced, so that's definitely more costs they'll have to beg for.
 

Amphitrite

Bringer Of The Rain
kiwifarms.net
Hi Kev. Here's a little tip for you.

Put a finger in your neovag and nothing happens, except maybe you squeal a bit cos of the pain.

Me. I'm a menopausal real woman who's had kids and my vag is like a wizard's sleeve apparently. But put your finger in and I can still grip hard enough to potentially break that fucker.

That's why you are not, and will never be, a woman.

Biology Kev. Transphobic old biology.
 

AirdropShitposts

That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
LOL I love when they talk about 'full body orgasms', where did they get that from? Is it an anime thing? Sure, some orgasms are more intense than others, but I swear these retards just imagine some sort of magical pussy waves totally traveling all across their sexy womanly bodies, making their skin shine, their hair fizz and their hearts tremble... Must be great being a cartoon gurl!
Porn. They don't realize that the porn they obsess over is usually deliberately designed to... stroke... the male fantasy foremost.

They also probably are too stupid to realize "full body orgasms" (aka involuntary muscle reactions) are things that happen to dudes too. Hence, why they have them.
 

scallion

Bimbo Slice, 19XX World-Champion Tranny-Slayer
kiwifarms.net
Hi Kev. Here's a little tip for you.

Put a finger in your neovag and nothing happens, except maybe you squeal a bit cos of the pain.

Me. I'm a menopausal real woman who's had kids and my vag is like a wizard's sleeve apparently. But put your finger in and I can still grip hard enough to potentially break that fucker.

That's why you are not, and will never be, a woman.

Biology Kev. Transphobic old biology.
Did you just invite Kevin to finger you?
 

RazorBackBacon

kiwifarms.net
"We have a trailer!"

No, you have a rustbucket. Even without the rust all over it, it's clearly been sitting out in some farmer's field for God knows how long. Without a doubt the tires have succumbed to rot and if the electricity isn't shot I'll eat my hat. That's important because you're going to need to hook your towing vehicle's break lights to the trailer's lights or get pulled over by Officer Friendly just about every fucking time you move anything anywhere. And considering you're wanting to haul trash, excuse me, recycling in this, you're going to want to put chicken wire across those openings.

What's the undercarriage like? Are there holes in the flooring? Is there a wasp nest hidden in some crevice somewhere?

Personally, if somebody tried to sell me this shit heap, I'd offer him $10 and a firm pat on the ass, then sell the trailer for scrap. Just auction off Kevin's plastic crap and buy a real trailer with the money.
 

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True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hi Kev. Here's a little tip for you.

Put a finger in your neovag and nothing happens, except maybe you squeal a bit cos of the pain.

Me. I'm a menopausal real woman who's had kids and my vag is like a wizard's sleeve apparently. But put your finger in and I can still grip hard enough to potentially break that fucker.

That's why you are not, and will never be, a woman.

Biology Kev. Transphobic old biology.
There is no need to demonstrate how you are better than Kevin. It is assumed.
 

Revo

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hi Kev. Here's a little tip for you.

Put a finger in your neovag and nothing happens, except maybe you squeal a bit cos of the pain.

Me. I'm a menopausal real woman who's had kids and my vag is like a wizard's sleeve apparently. But put your finger in and I can still grip hard enough to potentially break that fucker.

That's why you are not, and will never be, a woman.

Biology Kev. Transphobic old biology.
No one from this thread asked/encouraged you to derail this thread with your anger at kev and with the information about your real life.
 

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True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Wait a minute, before the mutilation Kevin used to have a girlfriend. He has never once compared it to the real thing and has only said that his doctors can't tell. Clearly even he knows ...
He claims to have had a fiance who was biologically female. But given he also claimed they introduced him to Steampunk Penny, that's proof enough his fiance was also MtF.
 

Enoby Way

If ur readin this ur a fukin prep
kiwifarms.net
I'm gonna elaborate on this for the lurkers.

"tidies which are buttons that you mash to make girl cum" is like Steve Carell's line about breasts feeling like bags of sand in the 40 year old Virgin. Just makes you lose all belief that he's ever had sex with a woman.

I mean really, did his cis girlfriend from before he trooned out react like this? Fucking doubt it, its him forgetting what non-troon reality is. It's well known that women's breasts are not that sensitive, and the person playing with them generally gets more excitement out of the act than the person having them played *with*.

The only reason having his "sex buttons" mashed (kill me) turns him on is because he's turned on by the thought of having breasts.

Also, respect to the wizard's sleeve vagina that can crack a troon's finger at ten paces. Squad goals and whatnot.
 

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