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Skitzocow Kevin PerelmanPhotographer and schizophrenic victim of worldwide targeting to remove him from society

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by LesbianSleepoverParty, Jan 16, 2019.

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    Who is Kevin Perelman?
    Kevin Michael Perelman is a 46 year old self-described "nerdist" in Woodland Hills, California, with typical skills of someone with that description - IT, photography, graphics design, and 3D computer animation. What is not typical about Kevin Perelman are his claims that his family, social workers, worldwide governments, actors, celebrities, and even porn stars are in a massive conspiracy to have him removed from society.

    He has several websites dedicated to the “stalking” that he undergoes on a daily basis. Kevin actually has a very organized directory of all these incidents on one of the websites which includes over 2,500 separate incidents, which are sortable by location, tactics used, and many other criteria. Apparently Kevin is somewhat of a public nuisance and person that everyone in the area has heard of. He is known for mass distributing (and littering) with a enormous amount of business cards that simply link to www.kevinperelmantarget.com.

    (archive: https://my.mixtape.moe/vwuunw.mp4)

    (archive: https://my.mixtape.moe/vpfnqi.mp4)

    His license plate is literally "TARGETED":

    ... on both of his cars:

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    Kevin claims to have attended Southern Oregon State College and then transferred to the University of Colorado for Computer Science/Electronic Media. Unlike most cows, he actually seems to have some self-awareness about art, stating on his website that "as great as art is, it is very difficult to actually make money with it, hindering me from putting in the time and energy to really do what I want with it." However, Kevin has 2 newer cars and lives in Woodland Hills, a wealthy part of California right near Malibu, so he must be making or otherwise acquiring a decent amount of money.

    Starbucks Discrimination
    Kevin blames Starbucks for contacting every single coffee shop IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to tell them not to serve him. The reason they are doing this? He kissed a black girl when he was 12 years old and I guess Starbucks are just racist pieces of shit. They have also claimed he has masturbated publicly in their stores. I don't know if this is true or not as Los Angeles charges a $1 fee to look at their court records and I'm not spending that at this time.

    (archive: https://my.mixtape.moe/kcfqap.mp4)

    Here is a Google Groups local discussion from 2013 about Kevin's antics, including posts from his former best friend: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/themetwoodlandhills/2PJ79pIaFvc

    Someone posted about Kevin on r/creepyencounters a month ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyencounters/comments/a9cabh/kevin_perelman/

    It's probably blasphemy to say this but he sort of reminds me of Terry Davis a little? He's clearly intelligent, very detailed, and has talent in photography but is just out of his fucking mind. Unfortunately also like Terry, his mental illnesses seem to have driven him away from his family, if this post, purportedly from his sister can be believed.


    The level to which he describes and records every single event that happens to him is wild. There's a ton more to get to here and I will continue to edit the OP and archive as I dig deeper.

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    #1 LesbianSleepoverParty, Jan 16, 2019
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 1, 2019
  2. I give it a day before someone links him to this thread and we're added to the list of people out to get him.
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  3. You know, when reading a thread about a gang-stalking/targeted individual lunatic, I don't really expect a picture of a black lady Doctor Octopus. I would love to read an interview with one of his models for his photography, presuming he doesn't just steal images off google and photoshop them. It must be terrifying when you're in a bikini and angel wings for some reason and then you realize the guy photographing you is a fucking lunatic.
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  4. Well, to my untrained eye, it looks like he's got a good eye for photography at least. It's a pity his mind had to go off the deep end like that; he could make a living with his photos.
    Speaking of his photos, he seems to favor black women as his models. What's up with that? Fetish? Or are blacks the only people not out to get him?
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  5. where are your archives
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  6. what the hell is that background
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  7. A pussy's pussy
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  8. For the Starbucks section, you should really link to what may be his most infamous video where he got kicked out of one particular Starbucks for telling a woman that he had just masturbated in the bathroom.

    His defense is, "It was one comment, I said I masturbate, and that's it."
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  9. The Google Groups link in the OP consists of posts from 2013, and the main website mentioned here is now inactive.
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  10. For some reason the link inside that Google Groups post doesn't work but the website itself works fine if you add www. to the start or use the link at the bottom of the OP. And yeah, it is pretty old but I figured the posts from his former friend made it worth mentioning.
    #10 LesbianSleepoverParty, Jan 17, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2019
  11. Sorry, Kev. If the rumors are true, the Kiwi Farms is only involved with stalking and murdering gay people, trannies, and the occasional furry. You shouldn't have anything to worry about.
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  12. Yesterday Kevin decided to take us on a walk, sperging out about people parking gray cars in certain directions to fuck with him. I now understand why locals seem to hate him so much, he just walks around with his camera recording them, their dogs, their cars, etc while just talking shit the whole time.

    At 21:00 a concerned woman seems to think he's some kind of pervert because there's another woman in a bathroom and the door won't close, I believe in some sort of recreation center/service area because he was walking to the park. He seems pretty far away from the building and I doubt the toilet is directly across from the door so this lady is freaking out about basically nothing, giving him more of a reason to think he's being targeted by these random people.

    He reveals in his commentary that he has also been accused of hitting women/being a wife beater. He also believes everyone knows or should know who he is. And if you don't you "must never leave your house, never watch the news, TV, or go on the internet"

    Of possibly more interest, he mentions in another video that his (estranged) father is a doctor, Ronald Perelman. Doing a quick google search, I found that he doesn't exactly have the best reviews and one reviewer states that Dr. Perelman was convicted of fraud along with other doctors who were sent to jail for their crimes, and this patient is "shocked that he is licensed and still practicing with a felony conviction".


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    #12 LesbianSleepoverParty, Jan 23, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2019
  13. He used to work at a sports medicine facility that I believe is/was run by his father and he frequently mentioned a certain female co-worker by name in being complicit in the "conspiracy" against him in his blogs.

    I'm not surprised he's not working at his father's office anymore but I'm surprised they let him work there so long with his blog being one of the first pages that showed up when you did a Google search for that facility.
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    sasazuka Standing in the school hallway.

  14. He has my vote as I like a good set of dark cans myself . Wait what ?

    He needs help and to get off the damn internet.
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  15. Who says we aren't?

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  16. an hero when?
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  17. Sounds like he was raised by autistics and he got schizophrenia from it.

    How long do you guys think it'll be before he gets violent? Because there is an chance that these people will give in to their paranoia and fuck someone up.
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  18. I wish someone would tell him this:

    No cares about you and you're paranoid.
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  19. Why do talented people get schizophrenia? I'm getting Terry Davis vibes from this.
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  20. We really need a sadcow designation for this.
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