KF Investigates! (Spring 2020) The Pedophile Dogfucker Files - Tom tries to groom a child and gets exposed on Instagram

[break these cuffs]

Maslow's Hammer -If all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Tommie's Limp Chode - If all you have is ditchweed and a lust for children, every person thinks you're a pedophile.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Tommie's Limp Chode - If all you have is ditchweed and a lust for children, every person knows you're a pedophile.

fixed that typo for you hon.

 

[Miel67]

Please tell me the porn stars blocked him, since he's such a creeper.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Please tell me the porn stars blocked him, since he's such a creeper.

I don't think Tom would follow porn stars since he only beats off to the pictures of children he took on his phone at the local playground.

 

[Dee Price]

I don't think Tom would follow porn stars since he only beats off to the pictures of children he took on his phone at the local playground.

The only one he would is Buck Cherry. He seems to be throwing that name around a bit lately. He did tell the police he was looking for a strong man with a vagina.
And well Buck looks male and does not have bottom surgery so....... Tom would want to stare at buck and even try to do lude hobo acts upon buck.
I am sure it would also involved fingering a good bit seeing as tom can not stop fingering things. If Buck has a female dog then that is a double win for tom.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Is this SAGA group the same one that Tommy swore were his best friends? The ones that were 'throwing him a birthday party in the park' except it never happened because no one wants to be around his stanky ass? He exudes creepiness.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Is this SAGA group the same one that Tommy swore were his best friends? The ones that were 'throwing him a birthday party in the park' except it never happened because no one wants to be around his stanky ass? He exudes creepiness.

One in the same I believe they kicked em out after one of the leader people heard the Sabrina story from a third party, and instead of just claiming it was trans hate propaganda which probably would have worked, he instead confirmed it happened but Jupiter was in retrograde so it wasn't that bad.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

The only one he would is Buck Cherry. He seems to be throwing that name around a bit lately.

I think you mean Buck Angel. That dude has spoken out against pedophilia and given a nod to Blair White all in one Tweet (https://twitter.com/BuckAngel/status/1296537610492420096?s=20)

 

[Fapcop]

I think you mean Buck Angel. That dude has spoken out against pedophilia and given a nod to Blair White all in one Tweet (https://twitter.com/BuckAngel/status/1296537610492420096?s=20)

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how Buck Angel: Technically a woman, is more manly than Tom?

While Blaire White: Technically a man, is infinitely more feminine or woman-like than Tom: The pedophile who fails no matter what gender they try to present as.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

One in the same I believe they kicked em out after one of the leader people heard the Sabrina story from a third party, and instead of just claiming it was trans hate propaganda which probably would have worked, he instead confirmed it happened but Jupiter was in retrograde so it wasn't that bad.

Someone confronts you with the Sabrina story. How do you respond?
- It’s a lie spread by transphobes.
- It happened, but she was actually 18.
- It happened, but attitudes were different then. You were young. You know now that you were wrong. You deeply regret your actions.
- Commit suicide.
- Admit you did it, act like it’s society’s fault, prove yourself to be both a pedo and a sociopath, start raging at everyone like the angry male you are, show no level of self-awareness as you dig yourself deeper.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how Buck Angel: Technically a woman, is more manly than Tom?

While Blaire White: Technically a man, is infinitely more feminine or woman-like than Tom: The pedophile who fails no matter what gender they try to present as.

I'll acknowledge Buck as a guy or Blaire as a chick. Honestly their political views irritate me more than their views on gender or their gender identities. There is a fundamental difference between Buck, Blaire and Tommy. Regardless of your political feelings and your views on transgenderism Buck and Blaire would be lumped under "assholes that I don't agree with/piss me off" at worst. Tommy just oozes that universal "red alert" that say "keep this man away from your kids."

 

[Dee Price]

I think you mean Buck Angel. That dude has spoken out against pedophilia and given a nod to Blair White all in one Tweet (https://twitter.com/BuckAngel/status/1296537610492420096?s=20)

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how Buck Angel: Technically a woman, is more manly than Tom?

While Blaire White: Technically a man, is infinitely more feminine or woman-like than Tom: The pedophile who fails no matter what gender they try to present as.

Blaire white? too obvious.

A lost ancient woolly old mountain man dressed in beaver hides is more feminine than tom.

That cave man statue in the museum of natural history is more feminine than tom.

I am sure buck would take one look at tom and throw up as everyone else does. And then scream HELP the museum exhibits are coming alive.