Don't worry, you'll receive a call from my lawyer very soon.

No, but you can start windmilling on that bitch until she gives them back. 100% sure to work!My mom took away all my chicken tendies for a month, how can I force her to give me them?
Bribe her with your hard earned good boy points.My mom took away all my chicken tendies for a month, how can I force her to give me them?
Did you use lube?
Did you use lube?
Yeah, semen. But I had verbal consent.
Define "verbal consent". This is different for different cultures, so we must be aware of that.
So this guy has this stuff that I really want, but he won't give it to me. Can I just take it? He barely even uses it, and I'd appreciate it way more than him.
Your mom for vaccinating you and causing your autismI tried to build an Ikea chair and my dick got stuck into power outlet. Who can I sue?
I just want to sue people for fun, what do I do?