KF Merchandise Ideas -

[HERE YOU GO]

If you had to pick, which ones do you like?
I haven't arranged anything to be made, this is just an idea to see if you like any of these.
Anything incomplete would be finished later.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

If I see any of you niggers wearing a Kiwifarms pin in public, I will hate-crime you.

 

[Medulseur]

You know those mens briefs that have a wolf face and the bulge makes it look like a snout? Imagine that but with Null's avatar.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I would spam E a crossed every public bathroom I go into in every stall to spread the word of autismo the sperglord. I will double rate every gloryhole I encounter too.

 

[Disheveled Human]

If you had to pick, which ones do you like?
I haven't arranged anything to be made, this is just an idea to see if you like any of these.
Anything incomplete would be finished later.

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The problem with stickers, buttons and magnets is the shipping costs more than the product itself. If people are going to pay upwards of $10 for shipping (varies) the merchandise needs to be more significant than a button or sticker pack.

 

[Neil]

Kiwifarms brand collectible condoms with lolcow faces printed on them to remind you why you should wear one.

 

[Ita Mori]

How about some merch that doesn't look like it would be sourced from tumblr and isn't embarrassing to look at, much less own?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Kiwifarms brand collectible condoms with lolcow faces printed on them to remind you why you should wear one.

I nearly spit out my pepsi thanks asshole

 

[AbyssStarer]

If you had to pick, which ones do you like?
I haven't arranged anything to be made, this is just an idea to see if you like any of these.
Anything incomplete would be finished later.

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Nobody should have to point out that the autism pin is the equivalent of wearing "I have autism pls be patient "

 

[Monolith]

Rubber Chris-chan mask.

 

[Neil]

I nearly spit out my pepsi thanks asshole

you're welcome frend

 

[White Devil]

Kiwifarms brand suicide vest, because the thought of owning KF merchandise makes me want to wear one.

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Can't we just have something normal like a mug? I don't want to look that special needs in public.

 

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

A kiwi bird plushie?

 

[HERE YOU GO]

A kiwi bird plushie?

I don't know if I would trust more than half the users here with a plush doll of a kiwi or Null.

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

Sheets of LSD with all the awards that can be given to other users on the site.

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

A kiwi bird plushie?

i would buy it

I don't know if I would trust more than half the users here with a plush doll of a kiwi or Null.

pls make one

 

[Blasterisk]

How about a .9999 pure silver coin with "mind your business" on one side and Chris Chan on the other?

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Kiwi-Chan dakimakura

 

[PhoBingas]

Little Green True and Honest buttons
Maybe some high quality waterproof decals
More shirts would be nice
Maybe KF branded travel mugs
KF whiskey tumblers so I can get drunk out of merch glasses.