#KHive - Blue Anon on Steroids

[KiwiFuzz]

Brilliant thread!

I just started a Kamala megathread in A&H if anyone wants to shit on her over there.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kamala-harris-megathread.92366/

Finally, I don't think that hive is full of bees.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Everyone I don't like is Hitler:

or, alternatively, believes Jews kill Christian children at Passover:

or just simply happens to support the legitimate government of Syria:

For reference, #KHive is accusing people who look like this of being Nazis:

Foe to Princes has also chosen to demonstrate his excellent knowledge of politics:

On a different topic, a couple of days ago someone on the executive committee of the Sunrise Movement released an open letter (a) essentially calling Sunrise a bunch of racist crackas. In other words, the sort of sped fight that routinely takes place in leftist groups everywhere. #KHive, as always, had a lot to say;

Ironically enough one of O'Keefe's criticisms was that Sunrise was too close to the Dems proper and took money from Dem donors (a).

In any case, there can only be room for one conspiracy theory about Dems controlling left-wing politics in #KHive's mind:

I'll leave you with how this "queer-Jewish-bipolar-disabled-mom" a doxed herself:

 

[Shaka Brah]

This has to be astroturfed. Kamala had to be trojan-horsed into the White House because she got less election support in the Primary than a self-help quack and a Hare Krishna cultist despite spending millions on PR. She's chronically unlikable.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This has to be astroturfed.

I'm not so sure - it wouldn't surprise me if people like this woman (a) are astroturf, but people like this guy (a) are just too crazy to be real.
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On that note, I think I'll post a few screenshots from one of #KHive's more exceptional cows who I had the pleasure of discovering when I was sitting on the train and scrolling through Twitter to pass the time. Meet MarkDistance:

Mark is under the impression that Bernie bros are all Nazis. The fact that Bernie is one of God's Chosen™ doesn't seem to have dissuaded him of this belief:

It therefore follows that Mark would believe anything to do with young people getting involved in politics is literally the Hitler Youth:

When your own "hive" is made up of 50 year old cat ladies, it's obvious why you'd distrust anything unlike that.

Unsurprisingly enough, Mark worships at the altar of St Hillary of Bluelandia:

He also enjoys sharing shitty memes about how Bernie Sanders is a paedophile:

Of course, Mark's hateboner for anything to the left of Madam Vice President™ doesn't just stop at Bernie:

For someone so opposed to anything that so much as looks Republican, though, Mark sure manages to sound like a Q tard:

Mark is also a

There's nothing more for me to say so I'll leave you all on this note of pure, uncut :

I've also edited the OP and added in some more #KHivers for your amusement.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I'm not so sure - it wouldn't surprise me if people like this woman (a) are astroturf, but people like this guy (a) are just too crazy to be real.
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On that note, I think I'll post a few screenshots from one of #KHive's more exceptional cows who I had the pleasure of discovering when I was sitting on the train and scrolling through Twitter to pass the time. Meet MarkDistance:
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Mark is under the impression that Bernie bros are all Nazis. The fact that Bernie is one of God's Chosen™ doesn't seem to have dissuaded him of this belief:
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It therefore follows that Mark would believe anything to do with young people getting involved in politics is literally the Hitler Youth:
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When your own "hive" is made up of 50 year old cat ladies, it's obvious why you'd distrust anything unlike that.

Unsurprisingly enough, Mark worships at the altar of St Hillary of Bluelandia:
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He also enjoys sharing shitty memes about how Bernie Sanders is a paedophile:
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Of course, Mark's hateboner for anything to the left of Madam Vice President™ doesn't just stop at Bernie:
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For someone so opposed to anything that so much as looks Republican, though, Mark sure manages to sound like a Q tard:
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Mark is also a
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There's nothing more for me to say so I'll leave you all on this note of pure, uncut :
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I've also edited the OP and added in some more #KHivers for your amusement.

That's a whole lot of untreated schizophrenia right then.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

LeftSplintered has continued his jihad (a) against Sunrise:

Read it if you want; I personally can't be arsed. On that note. are #KHive trying to get me to like the Green New Deal?

But there are other battles to be fought, in particular one against a certain Окасио-Кортес, Александрия:

You may also be interested to learn that the Tea Party is apparently the power behind the Squad (a):

And now for something completely different. Well, I say completely different - it turns out that it ain't so different after all.

Life isn't always so sweet for Elizabeth, though:

especially given that the Justice Dems are refusing to give up their rent-free accommodation in her head:

This would be a better argument if it wasn't being made by a simp for a woman with the creepiest laugh of all time.

Chakrabarti et al. seem to be very popular given the amount of rent-free living space they now own:

Finally, a couple of new #KHivers for your amusement who I've added to the OP:

I know "brunch lol" is a popular leftist meme, but "Darlings, I adore the President and MVP Harris" is something I can only imagine being said by a 40 year old white lady at brunch who's on her fourth mimosa.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

But there are other battles to be fought, in particular one against a certain Окасио-Кортес, Александрия:

Imagine this guy's shock when he finds out that everyone's studying from the same books when it comes to propaganda. It's going to blow his mind.

This would be a better argument if it wasn't being made by a simp for a woman with the creepiest laugh of all time.

Tbf that is a really fucking 1984ish poster.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Tbf that is a really fucking 1984ish poster.

So it is, but the fact Kamala's personality cult are saying it is an example of the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

For some reason the various #KHivers I post a lot of have decided that now is the time to write incredibly long threads about the Justice Democrats (a), the Green New Deal (a) or AOC's campaign finances (a). I can't be arsed to screenshot them all especially when they just say the same things (Justice Dems are neo-Nazis, etc, etc) that I've shown them saying before, so feel free to go through them yourself and laugh at them if you want.

On to the more interesting stuff. That uppity shiksa Ilhan has been talking about God's Chosen (a) again. Enter #KHive:

Foe to Princes, who's one of our featured #KHivers on the OP, has also found another celebrity to simp for:

And another (a) - although this guy is more infamous than famous:

We can also learn that it is perfectly fine for the centre to demand the left to do what it wants, but not for the opposite to happen:

For context, Sunrise held a protest at the White House that was critical of Biden. Of course, such blasphemies against Biden and God-Empress Kamala (PBUH) couldn't be allowed to stand:

The Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Hillary are still at it:

Finally, it would seem that our very own cult leader has decided to start using her big girl words:

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Shadowy conspiracies are afoot in the world of big-money progressive politics. In 2017, the radical left, led by angry TV man Cenk Uygur, created an alt-left institution known as the Justice Democrats to dissolve the Democratic Party from within. Almost a year later, for completely related reasons, Cenk's very large media outlet received funding from investors, no doubt drawn by Cenk's side gig of political activism rather than the possibility of making money.

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But, you might be asking, where did the money come from? The poor hippies of the left don't have millions to throw around. No, they needed a partner. A partner rich from the exploitation of oil fields which were previously home to endangered species of orphaned children, and the retail of dangerous strains of marijuana (street names include "ganga" "chronic" and "Mary Jane") to said poor hippies. There's only one game in town with that much cash to throw around- the Republican Party.

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Now that the brave folks of the #KHive have exposed the machinations of the Republican Party, I believe that the Justice Democrats, along with every politician it has ever funded, will spontaneously combust into little puffs of hate. Checkmate, leftists.

 

[Shaka Brah]

But, you might be asking, where did the money come from? The poor hippies of the left don't have millions to throw around. No, they needed a partner. A partner rich from the exploitation of oil fields which were previously home to endangered species of orphaned children, and the retail of dangerous strains of marijuana (street names include "ganga" "chronic" and "Mary Jane") to said poor hippies. There's only one game in town with that much cash to throw around- the Republican Party.

This really is BlueAnon. Saying Chunk Yoghurt is anything but a grifter is beyond parody.