Kickstarter campaign offers 'Sex button' - Happy Valentine's Day Kiwis!

[CWCissey]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lovesync/lovesync-kickstart-your-love-life/faqs

I think we know how this will end up...

 

[Desire Lines]

it's a button... that lights up when you press it. ! what an invention!

 

[MG 620]

All it took was 197 incels.

 

[Bassomatic]

Cant wait for hookers to be legal and Amazon make this a real thing.

For an edgy light up toy that cant cost more than 5 bucks to make ... thats kickstarter for you.

 

[Dildo]

That's really kind of pathetic if you can't work up the balls to make a move because of the risk of rejection.

The people who buy this probably aren't going to get laid more often even if they get a set.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

tfw no gf

 

[Horse Dentist]

I usually have a fairly high tolerance for second-hand embarrassment but that video just about made me cringe myself out of existence.
Also, that FAQ...

 

[The Manglement]

Of course it already has beaten its funding goal.

God is dead, and we have killed him.

 

[Some JERK]

Yeah, why learn how to turn your girlfriend on when you can just be weird and gutless about it? I'm sure that'll work out fine.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

If you’re too nervous to talk to your significant other about sex, I imagine you’d also be too nervous to convince them to use this shit.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

See, that's the great thing about being gay. The answer is always "yes yes yes yes yes". You don't need devices to tell your partner you're ready - if he has a pulse, he's ready.

 

[Shiversblood]

See, that's the great thing about being gay. The answer is always "yes yes yes yes yes". You don't need devices to tell your partner you're ready - if he has a pulse, he's ready.

Indeed. Homosexual men always want to have sex. However, after you have sex the homosexual male then wants to slam his penis into YOUR anus as well. Making it not worth it. Chris Chan and Magi-Chan argue about who will be on the top first. It must be a constant struggle for homosexual men, each wanting to slam their penis into the anus first.