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Current social media accounts (or as Kiki anachronistically calls them, SNS):
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
https://www.youtube.com/kikikanniballl
https://www.instagram.com/mmmkikikannibal/
EDIT 12/14/16: She's using a new name for her new adult themed b horror movie acting career! Lilou Vos, lol
https://twitter.com/lilouvos
https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Pretty good write ups:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kiki_Kannibal
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/54heu5/kiki_kannibal_the_gadfly_of_myspace/
White knighting Rolling Stone article from 2011:
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415
BACKGROUND:
Kiki Kannibal aka Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga aka Kiki Lei is career cow with a decade long lolcow history under her belt at age 24. Her online career stretches back to the early days of social media, when she became a MySpace scene queen by posting lolibait photos taken by her father, and accepting friend requests from literally anyone.
PRESENT DAY TL;DR (see end of this OP for details on recent events):
Kiki is Sperg-Chan, the insane lolcow.farms poster
Timeline:
2006
13 year old Kirsten Ostrenga's family moves to Orlando, FL to get back to their roots as purebred white trash. Little Kiki claimed she was viciously bullied by colored girls in middle school, and so her loving parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, pulled their snowflake out of school in 7th grade, never to return.
2007
Kirsten got bored, staying at home all day with her unemployed parents, her 11 year old sister Dakota, and her severely autistic older brother while being "homeschooled" with nothing. So she put on her best whore makeup, got her washed up 80s rocker father to jack up some wigs and extensions for his little angel (plus ms paint shoop to make stripes), and take extremely provocative and inappropriate photos of her so she could post them on the internet. Thus was the persona of Kiki Kannibal born.
*note: these are some of the most clothed photos from this era - she's only 13 here and I'd rather not get the farms in trouble, but trust me, most of them are very bad touch uncle. All are taken by her father.
In September 2007, on her 14th birthday, she began IRL dating 18 year old Danny Cespedes (aka Mr. Myspace) after talking to him for months online. By the following month, the Ostrengas happily let Danny stay overnight whenever to fuck their little famous scene princess.
* Danny, Kristen and Dakota (Kiki's 11 year old sister). Again, these photos are taken by Kiki's father Scott.
In December 2007, Kiki and her parents decided they didn't like Danny and his weird Mexican ways any more, reported him for statutory rape, and Cathy (Kiki's mom) decided the mature thing to do was tell the cops Danny was at the mall trying to sex a new 12 year old girl, and oh also he has cocaine in his pocket. While being harassed by Cathy and Kiki on the phone, Danny ran from the cops... right off the roof of a parking garage. He died of his injuries 2 months later. Kiki and Cathy start their decade long fight with the "haters", because of course they dindu nuffin.
By this time Kiki had hundreds of thousands of MySpace friends and followers. Her parents helped her start the Kiki Kannibal Korporation (geddit? KKK?), a "business" selling plastic products that Kiki glued swarovski crystals onto. They then proceeded to send "legal" threats to anyone who said Kiki's plastic necklaces were cheap pieces of shit and wanted refunds. The business was never actually incorporated, but that didn't stop Scott and Cathy from harassing 13 year old girls with imaginary lawsuits for not liking Kiki's plastic crap.
This was also the year Kiki started her YouTube channel. The inaugural self titled video, posted in July, features Kiki dancing and jumping on her bed to music as she does a strip tease. She was still 14 years old at the time . Here is the caption Kiki wrote for this video, so we can all get a sense of the mature, intellectual kind of person she's shaping up to be:
2008-09
After discovering that her whorish MySpace ways translated to an equal amount of attention on YT, Kiki continued to seek out any new avenue to attention. She found it in Stickam, a social media video site for live broadcasts. She and her younger sister starred in live broadcasts where they swore, screamed, danced in skimpy clothing, got into screaming fights with other screechy teen girls, and dressed up as a number of memorable racist characters. Some stickam shows:
Racism (insulting the glorious asian culture she now lusts after)
Anti gay
Her voice. Fucking kill me.
2010
The year that the Ostrenga's truly let their white trash shine. Kiki's parents filed for bankruptcy (who knew people were expected to work? Or pay mortgages?), the entire family moved in with Scott's unsuspecting mother rather than get jobs (grandma eventually died after the Ostrengas tok her for everything she was worth, including her house), Kiki and Kota called in a domestic dispute against their mother when all three were in a screaming fight.
2011-12
Desperate for cash and attention, Kiki's parents whore out her "story of harrowing abuse at the hand of ebil men" to Rolling Stone, and to David Brooks at the New York Times; both outlets obediently wrote hand wringing articles. At age 17, Kiki's star was fading fast. Regardless of whether any one wanted to see her, she doubled down on her online life by bringing her usual screeching tard behavior to any medium available (formspring, twitter, tumblr, etc).
* published in Rolling Stone. Taken by her father. Still. Under. Age
2013-15
As kiki's star faded, her younger sister Dakota perfected the art of crazy "living Barbie" shoops and became e-famous in her own right. After many fails wherein Dakota would appear on a show in China or Korea looking absolutely nothing like her photos, Kotakoti managed to actually get signed by Bravo agency in Tokyo. Dakota moved to Japan in the fall of 2015 and has never looked back.
Kiki moved through a few different style changes, from scene to glam to harajuku to an aesthetic she calls "Environmentally conscious moogle of mother Earth". Yeah.
In this time period, she failed at: starting a GoFundMe account (not enough interest), becoming a musician, becoming a "dubstep audio engineer", getting a modeling contract, moving to LA, moving to Japan, getting a Japanese entertainment visa, and finding literally anyone to date her.
2015-now
Kiki has spent the past 18 months trying to force herself to become e-famous again in Japan like her little sister, with absolutely no success. She has never held a job, and has never graduated from high school. Her parents have sent her to Japan for trips 3 times, having convinced themselves that Kiki could get scouted as a model, or meet a man, if she just appeared in Japan and stood there. This plan did not work. Using a number of "penpal" services, she has been unsuccessfully attempting to find herself a Japanese husbando to take her away from Orlando to Glorious Nippon.
WHY MAKE A THREAD NOW?
Because she's spent the past six months outdoing herself in spastic spergery. Since 2015, not only has Kiki been stalking her own and her sister's (Dakota Rose Ostrenga, aka kotakoti, aka Dako-chan) lolcow and PULL threads - she's been one of the most avid posters on lolcow, including a massive month-long meltdown where she mass posted gore pr0n as some kind of autistic protest against moving a thread about Taylor R. (a canadian j-vlogger and model living in Japan) to a less active board because she's just not that lulzy.
Kiki is apparently insanely jealous of Taylor, and was almost single handedly running her lolcow.farm thread out of sheer fury that some other white girl is successful in Glorious Nippon - just like Kiki's younger sister Dakota - while Kiki couldn't get anything going for her there, not even a relationship with a desperate, snaggle-toothed gaijain hunter.
On June 16, 2016, Taylor R. announced that she had a boyfriend in Japan. Immediately after this announcement was made, Kiki began to go haywire: after having her own boyfriendo break up with her and failing at moving to Japan, she just, lost. her. shit. That June 16 announcement broke Kiki in a way we have never before seen. Her subsequent repetitive, autistic, obsessive, and scatological spam attack led to an intensive investigation into the identity of "Sperg-Chan", the anon who was obsessed wth Taylor R. . The admins of PULL and lolcow have worked together to reveal Kiki's magnum opus of spergery, which can be seen here.
Kiki's fine work is now labeled for the ages, as seen here, where she tells her "fellow anons" that clearly Kiki is a changed woman and no longer a lolcow (fyi, lolcow's layout has been changed to match kiki's own eyesore webpage for the week)
A collage of her work:
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
https://www.youtube.com/kikikanniballl
https://www.instagram.com/mmmkikikannibal/
EDIT 12/14/16: She's using a new name for her new adult themed b horror movie acting career! Lilou Vos, lol
https://twitter.com/lilouvos
https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Pretty good write ups:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kiki_Kannibal
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/54heu5/kiki_kannibal_the_gadfly_of_myspace/
White knighting Rolling Stone article from 2011:
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415
BACKGROUND:
Kiki Kannibal aka Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga aka Kiki Lei is career cow with a decade long lolcow history under her belt at age 24. Her online career stretches back to the early days of social media, when she became a MySpace scene queen by posting lolibait photos taken by her father, and accepting friend requests from literally anyone.
PRESENT DAY TL;DR (see end of this OP for details on recent events):
Kiki is Sperg-Chan, the insane lolcow.farms poster
Timeline:
2006
13 year old Kirsten Ostrenga's family moves to Orlando, FL to get back to their roots as purebred white trash. Little Kiki claimed she was viciously bullied by colored girls in middle school, and so her loving parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, pulled their snowflake out of school in 7th grade, never to return.
2007
Kirsten got bored, staying at home all day with her unemployed parents, her 11 year old sister Dakota, and her severely autistic older brother while being "homeschooled" with nothing. So she put on her best whore makeup, got her washed up 80s rocker father to jack up some wigs and extensions for his little angel (plus ms paint shoop to make stripes), and take extremely provocative and inappropriate photos of her so she could post them on the internet. Thus was the persona of Kiki Kannibal born.
*note: these are some of the most clothed photos from this era - she's only 13 here and I'd rather not get the farms in trouble, but trust me, most of them are very bad touch uncle. All are taken by her father.
In September 2007, on her 14th birthday, she began IRL dating 18 year old Danny Cespedes (aka Mr. Myspace) after talking to him for months online. By the following month, the Ostrengas happily let Danny stay overnight whenever to fuck their little famous scene princess.
* Danny, Kristen and Dakota (Kiki's 11 year old sister). Again, these photos are taken by Kiki's father Scott.
In December 2007, Kiki and her parents decided they didn't like Danny and his weird Mexican ways any more, reported him for statutory rape, and Cathy (Kiki's mom) decided the mature thing to do was tell the cops Danny was at the mall trying to sex a new 12 year old girl, and oh also he has cocaine in his pocket. While being harassed by Cathy and Kiki on the phone, Danny ran from the cops... right off the roof of a parking garage. He died of his injuries 2 months later. Kiki and Cathy start their decade long fight with the "haters", because of course they dindu nuffin.
By this time Kiki had hundreds of thousands of MySpace friends and followers. Her parents helped her start the Kiki Kannibal Korporation (geddit? KKK?), a "business" selling plastic products that Kiki glued swarovski crystals onto. They then proceeded to send "legal" threats to anyone who said Kiki's plastic necklaces were cheap pieces of shit and wanted refunds. The business was never actually incorporated, but that didn't stop Scott and Cathy from harassing 13 year old girls with imaginary lawsuits for not liking Kiki's plastic crap.
This was also the year Kiki started her YouTube channel. The inaugural self titled video, posted in July, features Kiki dancing and jumping on her bed to music as she does a strip tease. She was still 14 years old at the time . Here is the caption Kiki wrote for this video, so we can all get a sense of the mature, intellectual kind of person she's shaping up to be:
2008-09
After discovering that her whorish MySpace ways translated to an equal amount of attention on YT, Kiki continued to seek out any new avenue to attention. She found it in Stickam, a social media video site for live broadcasts. She and her younger sister starred in live broadcasts where they swore, screamed, danced in skimpy clothing, got into screaming fights with other screechy teen girls, and dressed up as a number of memorable racist characters. Some stickam shows:
Racism (insulting the glorious asian culture she now lusts after)
Anti gay
Her voice. Fucking kill me.
2010
The year that the Ostrenga's truly let their white trash shine. Kiki's parents filed for bankruptcy (who knew people were expected to work? Or pay mortgages?), the entire family moved in with Scott's unsuspecting mother rather than get jobs (grandma eventually died after the Ostrengas tok her for everything she was worth, including her house), Kiki and Kota called in a domestic dispute against their mother when all three were in a screaming fight.
2011-12
Desperate for cash and attention, Kiki's parents whore out her "story of harrowing abuse at the hand of ebil men" to Rolling Stone, and to David Brooks at the New York Times; both outlets obediently wrote hand wringing articles. At age 17, Kiki's star was fading fast. Regardless of whether any one wanted to see her, she doubled down on her online life by bringing her usual screeching tard behavior to any medium available (formspring, twitter, tumblr, etc).
* published in Rolling Stone. Taken by her father. Still. Under. Age
2013-15
As kiki's star faded, her younger sister Dakota perfected the art of crazy "living Barbie" shoops and became e-famous in her own right. After many fails wherein Dakota would appear on a show in China or Korea looking absolutely nothing like her photos, Kotakoti managed to actually get signed by Bravo agency in Tokyo. Dakota moved to Japan in the fall of 2015 and has never looked back.
Kiki moved through a few different style changes, from scene to glam to harajuku to an aesthetic she calls "Environmentally conscious moogle of mother Earth". Yeah.
In this time period, she failed at: starting a GoFundMe account (not enough interest), becoming a musician, becoming a "dubstep audio engineer", getting a modeling contract, moving to LA, moving to Japan, getting a Japanese entertainment visa, and finding literally anyone to date her.
2015-now
Kiki has spent the past 18 months trying to force herself to become e-famous again in Japan like her little sister, with absolutely no success. She has never held a job, and has never graduated from high school. Her parents have sent her to Japan for trips 3 times, having convinced themselves that Kiki could get scouted as a model, or meet a man, if she just appeared in Japan and stood there. This plan did not work. Using a number of "penpal" services, she has been unsuccessfully attempting to find herself a Japanese husbando to take her away from Orlando to Glorious Nippon.
WHY MAKE A THREAD NOW?
Because she's spent the past six months outdoing herself in spastic spergery. Since 2015, not only has Kiki been stalking her own and her sister's (Dakota Rose Ostrenga, aka kotakoti, aka Dako-chan) lolcow and PULL threads - she's been one of the most avid posters on lolcow, including a massive month-long meltdown where she mass posted gore pr0n as some kind of autistic protest against moving a thread about Taylor R. (a canadian j-vlogger and model living in Japan) to a less active board because she's just not that lulzy.
Kiki is apparently insanely jealous of Taylor, and was almost single handedly running her lolcow.farm thread out of sheer fury that some other white girl is successful in Glorious Nippon - just like Kiki's younger sister Dakota - while Kiki couldn't get anything going for her there, not even a relationship with a desperate, snaggle-toothed gaijain hunter.
On June 16, 2016, Taylor R. announced that she had a boyfriend in Japan. Immediately after this announcement was made, Kiki began to go haywire: after having her own boyfriendo break up with her and failing at moving to Japan, she just, lost. her. shit. That June 16 announcement broke Kiki in a way we have never before seen. Her subsequent repetitive, autistic, obsessive, and scatological spam attack led to an intensive investigation into the identity of "Sperg-Chan", the anon who was obsessed wth Taylor R. . The admins of PULL and lolcow have worked together to reveal Kiki's magnum opus of spergery, which can be seen here.
Kiki's fine work is now labeled for the ages, as seen here, where she tells her "fellow anons" that clearly Kiki is a changed woman and no longer a lolcow (fyi, lolcow's layout has been changed to match kiki's own eyesore webpage for the week)
A collage of her work:
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, I think I remember this chick's pictures being reposted on Gaia Online a LOT as being the over-stereotypical scene girl, back in her early teen years. I always wondered what the hell her deal was and why she seemed so... unsettling. I'm not all that surprised she's fucked in the head but it's interesting to know she's still an active person instead of falling back into mediocrity after all these years. You'd think she would grow out of being an attention whore.
