Kiki Kannibal / Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga / mmmkikikannibal / Lilou VosHistorical MySpace / stickam figure, insufferable vegan, the notorious sperg-chan of PULL and lolcow

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by multiverse, Nov 10, 2016.

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  1. Maybe Kiki decided to be a good Buddhist and apply the precepts of Tao, after all. Ataraxia comes with renunciation of fleshly desires...

    Hah! Who am I kidding?
    She's a time bomb! The more she holds the rage back, the more she's gonna express it with intensity =s
    Jealousy and bitterness fuck up these self absorbed twats brain.
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  2. Didn't this twat have FAS or something? Those eyes are pretty far apart in the non shopped pictures
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  3. I'm not sure how you all gonna take this but I'm actually a little sad for her. She got taken out of school quite young- can you imagine how insane it must have been living with her unemployed, racist, incestuous, pedophile, redneck, white-trash parents 24/7? I don't wish it on my worst enemy.

    Of course, as any lolcow she's had ample opportunity to rethink her actions and their outcomes and decided to never change. But think that even OPL has several years of education ahead of this bimbo... it's sad, really.
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  4. Why does she call herself kikikannibal if she's a vegan?
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  5. Wait, so how successful is Dakota? I'm honestly curious as to how much money she makes, as well as what her living and social conditions are like.

    Kiki is an interesting person. She found success on social media, and she's been desperately striving for the same success ever since. Early in her life she got taken out of school (what most girls want these days) and I don't think she realizes how damaging that was to her.

    Edge. Scene. MySpace.
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  6. ...holy shit, I thought she drunk bleach back in 2012.
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  7. Kota isn't a supermodel or anything. She seems to work modeling 3-4 times a month and gets a lot of #spon posts. She doesn't seem to work nearly enough to be paying for complete independence in a large Tokyo 2 bedroom apartment. It's suspected that she married shortly after arriving in Japan, before her first year there, because she's never gone back to the states to renew her entertainment visa.

    Here's some recent twitter #spon posts and some of her "work". Her shoops are insane at this point but Japan cares not (edit: her posts are all in moonspeak, these are google translated)
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    Like a cockroach, she's always lurking under the stove, and you can't get rid of her.

    EDIT: here's a photo of what we can presume is Dakota's mysterious husbando; it's got to be KILLING Kiki that her sister, who turned 21 in September, is married, on TV and a model in Glorious Nippon. It's like her worst nightmare came true. No wonder she sits at home spamming autists with gore porn all day.
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    #27 multiverse, Nov 11, 2016
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  8. Well, at the very least Kiki has a connection in the modelling industry. Or, assuming there's bad blood between them, she did have a connection but burned that bridge.

    Something just seems weird about the Dakota thing, I can't say what it is but I want to dig a little deeper and see if there's something going on beneath the surface. Maybe I'll check out that thread someone mentioned.
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  9. I wonder what the Japanese find to Dakota's type? Meh, besides the obvious shoops, she looks like a cross between a bratz doll and a weasel. I agree there's something fishy about her though: her life's in pics looks to boringly fairytailish, between these deals with beauty products, social engineering, the usual "kawaii uguu" pics with plushies... But let's not stray away from Kiki too much, as I said, she's a time bomb ready to go off. One gotta locate and fully focus on her posts lest she deletes the outbursts of rage immediately. I entrust you this task, as I already stalk actively other cows.
    Looking forward hilarious bouts!
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  10. Uh, which one is her supposed husband? the person in the middle looks like a designer or model, and the person on the left has long colored hair so i think its a girl.

    People on PULL dont know how dakota pays for her stuff either. there are a lot of girls like that who seemingly have tons of money but dont work much.

    Blue eyed, light haired gaijin appeal i guess?
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  11. I was thinking more diminutive kaiju, based on her shoops
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  12. slight :powerlevel:

    I know a guy who runs a "cyber-addiction" clinic, and he uses Kiki Kannibal as a case study on how people with online personas (especially abrasive or sexually aggressive ones) get lost in their persona.
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  13. Does he have the intention to publish his study in a scientific periodical? Or online? I have to say, it'd be particularly interesting.
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  14. I believe he does. I also asked him about using the Jessi Slaughter drama in his research, and he said that he would consider it. He said that "from what you've told me about her, I'm surprised someone hasn't done a study on her".
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  15. Well, if you're playing the part of a character online more than you're acting like yourself online or offline, you're eventually going to assume the persona you use most frequently, or at least the two personas will overlap in some way. That's what I think at least. Certain actors have been saying similar things for decades.

    I heard about cyber addiction clinics and game addiction clinics. The problem I find is that people don't take those types of addictions seriously, so people refuse to go or family members refuse to admit people. As a result, people who need help don't get the help they need.

    It's like the freemium game model, if 99.9% of people who play the games have no problems, they won't help the 0.1% that do, which I think is incredibly ignorant and incredibly harmful.
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  16. Isn't Dakota older than she's been claimingvall these years? I remember there being a shitton of controversy and some sperging about the sister's ages because they'd been claiming to be sixteen and eighteen online for yeeears. I remember reading that Kiki was born in ~1989 and Dakota was born in 91 or 92. Admittedly it was based on a police report and that could have been wrong, but still.

    Also - I bet Kiki took up the mantle of veganism so she could get away with continuing to have an eating disorder. so many people, especially Instagram / social media queens, will 'go vegan' just because it's a dietary preference they can use to allay suspicion. Everyone sort of expects vegans to be skinny so most people don't look too far into it. The advice gets passed around on a lot of terrifying pro-ana blogs.
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  17. The age thing seems to be based solely on that police report, and that's just not enough. The age controversy is a bit silly - it doesn't make their family look good at all to insist the girls were younger than they were - 11 and 13 14- when they encouraged them to get their prostitot pics in MySpace, so I'm inclined to acknowledge that they are indeed 21 and 23 24. [edited to fix my age fuckups - they are 3 years apart, not 2]
    #37 multiverse, Nov 13, 2016
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  18. If she's over 18 in those recent pix I'll eat a sock.

    This is creepy af. Almost DDLG creepy.
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  19. I honestly thought it was Michael Jackson for a brief second.

    Both sisters seems to engineer their lives in a way that look like they're flawless rich princesses, wich is very far from reality.

    I remeber I was reading a site dealing with the sister's lies, and there's some people who stalked hardcore the family trying to discover the truth behind their ages. Thing was pretty crazy...
    Found the site:
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  20. Its an MJ impersonator. The person with the covered face may or may not be the husband.
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