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Trainwreck Kiki Kannibal / Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga / mmmkikikannibal / Lilou VosHistorical MySpace / stickam figure, insufferable vegan, the notorious sperg-chan of PULL and lolcow

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by multiverse, Nov 10, 2016.

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  1. Holy shit, Jessica Nigri has a 5-head, but this girl has got a 6-head.
     
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  2. Lilou Vos is back in action with a new facebook page, and an updated backstage page; she must be obligated for the movie to not hide and pretend she's not a spastic cow
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    "Special talents": Acupuncture, Beginner Japanese, Beginner Mandarin, Botany, Chinese Medicine, Herbalism, Metal Fabrication, Qi Gong, Hula Hoop, Martial Arts - Tai Chi, Roller Skating, Rollerblading, Running - Sprint, Trampoline, Yoga, Comedian, Guitar, Improvisation, Licensed Driver, Modeling, Piano, Asian - Chinese Accent, Asian - Japanese Accent, Australian Accent, Scottish Accent, Southern Accent, Spanish Accent, Texan Accent

    Aldo, did you know that Kiki has been the editor in chief of a magazine that's *totally really real* for YEARS?
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    She's an aspiring lawyer AND litigator, y'all. Watch out, Kiwis!

    edit: links to her resume and rep's page
    http://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
    http://www.therobbcompany.com/vos.html
     
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  3. Considering she's tried suing PULL back in the day I'm not surprised lol.

    As an actor shouldn't she be more... professional? She's still using the same selfies from 2013. She should invest in getting a proper glamour shot without all of that tumblr pastel kawaii shit. Like a normal professional shot where they do her hair and makeup.

    Buuuuuuuuuuut this is Kirsten. It's not going to happen. She'll probably get bored with this acting thing. She's pretty lazy.
     
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  4. Kiki continues her journey as "Actress Lilou Vos" with some of the worst acting I've ever seen - and she's acting with other negative z list nobodies, and they're selling it better than her. That stiff pose as she's supposed to be angry? Ruining the take by forgetting she was supposed to act, then laughing? Really, you have to watch it to see how bad she is:
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    Starting 3 weeks ago, she began filling up her accounts with new / old materials. She's seems to have given up the idea of hiding that her new identity is connected to Kiki Kannibal, as she changed all of her Kiki account names to Lilou so she can keep what followers she still had.

    More of her bragging about how much "work" she's doing, and also reposting the fan photo she begged Defoe for back in October. But this time he's Willem to her. They must be good friends, to share a laugh like that. Still dressing in the same insane clothes she started wearing in 2011, thinking it's fashion forward and Japanese and earth mother-y.
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    "Cast as a runaway rebel" = my acting teacher took this photo of me in my own wardrobe back in October
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    Some more of her crappy demo reels of her ACTING!
    Acting 'sexy'
    Acting 'sexy' / being an ingenue? idk
    'dramatic' 'acting'
     
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  5. Looking forward to seeing some of the "films" she's starring in on "Best of the Worst" in a few years.
     
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  6. How long before she falls back to being a porn actress since actual acting isn't going anywhere?
     
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  7. That is... not how actor's resumes work. Like, at all.

    It would be something like:

    Name: Leeloo
    Age: 35
    Agent: Skunky McRipoff

    Theatre:
    Snow White: Snow White, Schlocky Theatre Company 2007-08
    Hair: Chorus Member, Shitty Youth Players 2006

    TV:
    CSI Miami: Corpse Covered by Sheet (uncredited), Episode 101 2004

    Other:
    Kiki is a Loser in Japan (web series): Host, creator, talent, writer 2012-14


    I've never had my 'educational' background in acting be necessary in a resume, but then again I never used a website to get gigs and my agent handled my resume so maybe that's how it roles (bad pun intended). Regardless, 'Comedian' isn't an educational institution. Stuff like that and 'Improvisation' would fall under maybe techniques learned or areas of training, not education. I mean, that's all basic stuff you'd learn at any half decent acting workshop, it kind of doesn't need to be expounded upon.

    She also uses the resume to brag about her interests instead of ONLY listing things that might be useful like being a licensed driver or accents and so forth. Nobody gives a shit about your interest in Chinese medicine, it will never be relevant to your roles as background raver #3.

    Basically her resume tells me she has never had any legitimate training, representation or work in her life.

    I'm not an actor any more, just used to be for quite a while.
     
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  8. She might end up doing softcore or full frontal if she's in a Charles Band movie. He's a bit of a lolcow himself.

    I enjoy the Puppet Master series, so I'll be looking forward to this... If they make a toy of her, even better.
     
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  9. Methinks she oughta change her name to "Cake-i Kannibal" on her next trip to Japan! :lol:
     
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  10. So Keeks - sorry, LILOU VOS - is having herself a meltdown about the "hater" who "stalk, harass, send death threats, want me and my friends to kill ourselves" etc straight out of nowhere. Since she reads lolcow.farms I suspect she's taking Kadee's OD / suicide and making it about her.

    First cap:
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    This was edited and removed.

    Now for a massive meltdown on instagram, so mighty it required 3 photos of ethereal flowers to contain all the spergery.
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    Now what kind of person would tell someone to kill themselves, Kiki?
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    The only death threat we found against you... was issued by you.
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  11. But Kiki-san, you've never stepped a foot inside a college campus before, let alone getting a high school diploma (unless she got her ged).

    But hey if acting doesn't work (which we know it won't), go for it!
     
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  12. Slight correction: she's never graduated from high school and does not, to our knowledge have a GED, but she has been to community college courses. She got her "certificate" (NOT a degree of any kind) in audio engineering. It's what she used to tout when she was going to be a big time dubstep DJ a few years back. Before anons found out that she stole most of the music from a Russian DJ and let him know about it, causing her to take "her" songs off of YT and soundcloud before he made her take them down (he wasn't happy).

    And she and Kota did some acting classes at some community college before Kota moved to Japan, there was some student filmed commercial they were in, for a class project.
     
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  13. She probably made a sock account on some site and made these threats herself just so she could chimp out about it for asspats and for people to think "oh my god she's so famous people even want to stalk her and threaten her wow".
     
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  14. Lol if there actually are threats they're from lolcow.farm

    Only bitches get that mad about some weird munchkin looking "model" who shops that hard.
     
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  15. Ahhh, Kirsten. Is Dakota still in Japan? What's happening to the more interesting younger sister?
     
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  16. You know Kiki, if you had finish school and go to college you could had people teaching you how to write a good resume and by good resume I mean don't putting every single of worthless interest on it.
     
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  17. I made some posts about her on the first couple pages if you want to check them out, but the rundown:

    She moved to Japan in 2014 and never looked back. Still working at least a little bit, still represented by Bravo, still making bizarre baby alien shoops and no one in Asia cares that the goods don't match the promise, suspected to have married because she's never left the country to renew her entertainment visa and rents a large Tokyo 2 bedroom while only working 4-5 days a month. We never see the husbando (on the rare photos he's in she puts a sticker over his face), but he seems to be keeping her in style. Actually made friends when she moved and has a normal social life, not a peep of dramu since she landed in Glorious Nippon. Wisely avoided Kiki like the plague when she came to Japan 3 times to find a husbando of her own, wouldn't let Kiki post about her. The sisters used to twitter back and forth when Kota first got to Japan but that died down and there was some sort of fallout between them during Kirsten's last trip when Kota made sure to say "my sister left yesterday" - because Kiki was pretending she was still there. Kota does normal people shit like going out to drink wine with friends, unlike the precious ethereal goddessu Kiki who would never poison her body.

    In short: Kota stopped being a cow for the most part as soon as she left the House of Ostrenga. Now she's a bit model and a wife and fairly boring outside her egregious shoops.
     
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  18. I'm actually super pleased to read this. I'm really glad she got her life on track far far away from the weird enabler who birthed her.
     
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  19. Video from Kiki where she describes her jobs (?!) and podners the question: "Is it something within me that's my problem with people even IRL (when I end up having the same issues I cause online)…. or is everyone else's fault and the fault of instant messaging and anons?"

    Guess what he conclusion is. She gets pretty close to introspection, and she's like, nah.


    I made a liveblog of this up to about 12:30 but then I got too bored / frustrated. Maybe someone else can watch the last two minutes?

    "Is it something within me that's my problem with people even IRL (when I end up having the same issues I cause online)…. or is everyone else's fault and the fault of instant messaging and anons?"

    Sounds like she's getting rejected on tinder, lol. Also sounds close to tears.

    The "pattern" she experiences, when she meets ppl via classes, or meetup groups: "people like to cross my boundaries and become inappropriate with me, especially physically, any gender. Am I giving of a vibe that I don't have any boundaries?"

    Well, when you dress like a new age stripper and literally anything you think of pours out of your mouth instantly, and your commentary (if we can judge from the way you and Dakota still talk online) becomes sexual or scatalogical within microseconds - people may get the impression you are very open. This behavior will only be attractive to other very open people.

    "People think I'm mysterious before they get to know me." Well, you do change your name a lot, have no friends and no history every time you meet someone new, and again, dress like a new age hooker. I don't know if you're considered mysterious as much as a bit odd.

    "Maybe I'm too open? Nah, it's probably everyone else's animalistic human need to devour an innocent space princessu. And I'd like to link this to people people open on social media. Not my fault, I guess."

    People crossing physical boundaries with her (pulling her onto their laps, tweaking her nose, etc): oh sweetheart, you picked the wrong career and meetup groups. Theater and acting groups are incestuous pods of physical, over sharers. They are extremely expressive people with little to no understanding of physical boundaries. And that trebles when it comes to the horror porn genre - you are gonna get pawed by directors and producers. Don't like these things? Get out of the scene.

    6:00 in. Christ this is boring.

    More and more about blaming her personal problems interesting irl on "the digital media and online" messing everyone ELSE up.

    Again: "Is it within me, or the influence of technology on others?" Take a guess where she lays the blame.

    Wow at 8:00 she starts to reaally rant on how this is every else's fault. Starts mild but then says everyone expects her to be the shining star and entertain the whole group and it's SUCH a burden.. hey probably tweak your nose to try to get you to shut the hell up, spaz. Sounds like she acts just like her old stikam broadcasts.

    And when she tires herself out, and she feels like other people aren't spazzing back, that's the internet's fault. Really.

    9:00 "I'm being out in the position of the entertainer, and it's suddenly MY job to entertain everyone.."

    Omg you literally chose to be an entertainer as your career. You did it inadvertently as a child. You can stop it any time you want to.

    "I'm getting drained by other people, and then people aren't friends with me because I never call them back." So she acts like a spastic, then makes no effort to maintain friendships, and expects people to continuously approach her… and this is her doing all the work.

    10:00 Had a retail job, a black man had the nerve to buy her presents, and another man flirted with her and grabbed her wrist.

    Princess, that's retail. Men think you are flirting with them because you're not allowed to be rude to customers, and they think it means something. You know how many waitresses have customers who think they have a relationship with them? All of them. You're not special.

    11:00 Blames her manager for her not being able to handle customers. Instead of laughing at the guy who grabbed her hand and wanted to dance, extracting her hand and saying I'm working, I can't leave, have fun without me (because you will face those situations every fucking day in retail), Kiki expected her manager to handle the problem for her, ran away and tried to hide in the back of the store yet again. Then she calls her mom, and Cathy calls the cops, which causes havoc. Bet the store did great sales when Kiki was on the floor.

    11:30 got her "audio engineering degree" and "started working at a studio". Worked as an audio engineer, and did their SOCIAL NETWORKING. Owner of the studio flirts with the chick who wears quasi bondage gear to work and calls her Kinky Kiki. She's offended and quits.

    Made it to 12:15. I can't go any further.
     
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  20. I know nobody cares but she used the same trap legend of Zelda song through he whole thing. Cause she's suck a quirky gamer gurl.
     
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