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Kiki Kannibal / Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga / mmmkikikannibal / Lilou VosHistorical MySpace / stickam figure, insufferable vegan, the notorious sperg-chan of PULL and lolcow

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by multiverse, Nov 10, 2016.

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  1. Holy shit, Jessica Nigri has a 5-head, but this girl has got a 6-head.
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    Varg Did Nothing Wrong *muffled Eurobeat in the distance*

  2. Lilou Vos is back in action with a new facebook page, and an updated backstage page; she must be obligated for the movie to not hide and pretend she's not a spastic cow
    "Special talents": Acupuncture, Beginner Japanese, Beginner Mandarin, Botany, Chinese Medicine, Herbalism, Metal Fabrication, Qi Gong, Hula Hoop, Martial Arts - Tai Chi, Roller Skating, Rollerblading, Running - Sprint, Trampoline, Yoga, Comedian, Guitar, Improvisation, Licensed Driver, Modeling, Piano, Asian - Chinese Accent, Asian - Japanese Accent, Australian Accent, Scottish Accent, Southern Accent, Spanish Accent, Texan Accent

    Aldo, did you know that Kiki has been the editor in chief of a magazine that's *totally really real* for YEARS?
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    She's an aspiring lawyer AND litigator, y'all. Watch out, Kiwis!

    edit: links to her resume and rep's page
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  3. Considering she's tried suing PULL back in the day I'm not surprised lol.

    As an actor shouldn't she be more... professional? She's still using the same selfies from 2013. She should invest in getting a proper glamour shot without all of that tumblr pastel kawaii shit. Like a normal professional shot where they do her hair and makeup.

    Buuuuuuuuuuut this is Kirsten. It's not going to happen. She'll probably get bored with this acting thing. She's pretty lazy.
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    Ashtar Nordic Space Alien

  4. Kiki continues her journey as "Actress Lilou Vos" with some of the worst acting I've ever seen - and she's acting with other negative z list nobodies, and they're selling it better than her. That stiff pose as she's supposed to be angry? Ruining the take by forgetting she was supposed to act, then laughing? Really, you have to watch it to see how bad she is:
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    Starting 3 weeks ago, she began filling up her accounts with new / old materials. She's seems to have given up the idea of hiding that her new identity is connected to Kiki Kannibal, as she changed all of her Kiki account names to Lilou so she can keep what followers she still had.

    More of her bragging about how much "work" she's doing, and also reposting the fan photo she begged Defoe for back in October. But this time he's Willem to her. They must be good friends, to share a laugh like that. Still dressing in the same insane clothes she started wearing in 2011, thinking it's fashion forward and Japanese and earth mother-y.
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    "Cast as a runaway rebel" = my acting teacher took this photo of me in my own wardrobe back in October
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    Some more of her crappy demo reels of her ACTING!
    Acting 'sexy'
    Acting 'sexy' / being an ingenue? idk
    'dramatic' 'acting'
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  5. Looking forward to seeing some of the "films" she's starring in on "Best of the Worst" in a few years.
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  6. How long before she falls back to being a porn actress since actual acting isn't going anywhere?
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