Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life -

[JambledUpWords]

It can be any lolcow and any person, they just have to be dead. It can even be a dead lolcow.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Kill StarryGreenEyes95 to bring @FuckYou back to life!

 

[Penultimo]

YandereDev in exchange of Satoru Iwata

 

[Rand /pol/]

Kill op in exchange for @Transvaalan

 

[jewelry investor]

richard spencer for Terry a. Davis

 

[Army Burger]

Rebecca Hernandez-Gerber for Julie Terryberry

 

[SparklyFetuses]

TonyTalk for the Internet Lumberjack.

 

[July_4_1997]

Kill Nick Bate, bring back Billy Mays.

 

[The Shadow]

Kill Dobson, bring back Stefan Karl Stefannson.

EDIT: To be more poetic- get rid of the guy that has wasted every day of his life and give it back to a man who appreciates how precious and short that time can be.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Go Neck yourself to bring Hillenburg back to life!

 

[Canned Bread]

Kill Toomy Tooter
Bring back Bob

 

[Judge Dredd]

Kill that ResetEra poster who threatened suicide whenever they lost at Splatoon.
Bring back Spoony. The real one that used to make funny videos.

 

[Dr. Kaufman]

Kill Clawshrimpy.
Bring back Freddie Mercury.

 

[BeanBidan]

Kill barb to bring back Bob
or Sargon to bring back Terry Davis

 

[JambledUpWords]

Kill Tess Holliday to bring back Alan Rickman

 

[QU 734]

Any of them for Terry.

 

[AF 802]

Johnathan Yaniv for Chris Cornell (or any of the dead grunge dudes).

 

[eretria]

Kill Narcissa to bring back Cosmo.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

All AntiComicsGate and ComicsGate lolcows for Stan Lee, Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko.
I know equivalent exchange doesn't work like that, but it was worth the try.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

All the zoosadists in exchange for pets they've killed or raped to death.

Nick Bate for anyone who isn't shit smeared pedophile.

Any skeptic for Nasim, so that this time we discover her before she dies.

Any furry or better all of them for Terry.