Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life -

[January First]

Susan Schofield for Terry Davis. It's poetry.

 

[dookerbewitt]

The Hartley Hooligans, if only to take them out of their misery. Together I figure they make up maybe one person's worth of chromosomes so I would bring back Nujabes.

Edit: Thanks to Claire for her generous donation to the cause.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Kill Drumpf and make Bush president again

 

[Anus]

Kill Clawshrimpy to bring back John Bain.
Kill Vade to bring back Kenneth Alexander Van Camp.
Kill Razorfist to bring back Chuck Schuldiner.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Kill Laurelai to bring back Terry A. Davis before he broke.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Kill Mark zaid for stan lee

kill movie bob for carrie fisher

 

[Randall Fragg]

Kill Laurali, Kero, Toren, Clawshrimpy, and Steve Assanti for Jace, Tyce, Eli, and the rest of Deagle Nation.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Kill ADF so we can get our main man Hitler back.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Kill Nick Bate and bring back FAT MAN !

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Kill self to make Chris immortal

 

[Brit Crust]

Kill Boogie2988 to bring back Robin Williams.

 

[ExceptionallyExceptional]

Kill Woof to bring back any of the poor animals he murdered that would make better human beings than he could ever be.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Kill Glip's boytoy Eevee to bring back Femme4Memes, who deserves to live more than he does because she didn't rape children or dogs.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Kill Jonathan Yaniv, Shanley Kane, and Dylan Hafertepen to revive Steve Irwin, Bernie Mac, and Carrie Fisher

 

[Cast Away]

Kill Sam Abreen for Stephen Hawking

 

[Brit Crust]

Kill Taylor Nicole Dean for Steve Irwin.

 

[rabo]

Kill Boogie2988 to bring back Robin Williams.

I'm pretty sure Boogie's fat enough to be worth two kills, I approve of Robin Williams, I would also bring back Terry Pratchet.

 

[sikotik]

@LagoonaBlue for @Smokedaddy

 

[Xenomorph]

Kill ALR to bring back our shed princess Julie Terryberry

 

[Brit Crust]

Kill Lindsay M Amer to bring back Mister Rogers, and kill Shadman to bring back Bob Ross.