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Kill Shadman and John Kricfalusi to bring back Bob Ross
Kill Becky Gerber and Zoe Quinn to bring back Carrie Fisher
And then just start systematically sacrificing cows till the soul-ransom-exchange or what the fuck ever is high enough to bring back Mr. Rogers.
EDIT: there may not be enough cows on the farms to bring back our lord and savior Mr. Rogers but it would at least be worth a shot.