Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life -

[Army Burger]

Kill Chantal Sarault to bring back John Candy

 

[Kopaka Toa of Ice]

the two are unrelated but Kill Sargon of Akkad to bring back Steve Irwin.

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

Kill "Dr" Adrian Harrop, bring back actual doctor Harold Shipman

 

[Army Burger]

Kill Marshall Castersen to bring back Prince

 

[AutismWaffen]

Kill Z*e Quinn to bring back Total Biscuit

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'll trade Dsp for Freddie Mercury. If it's a two-fer I'll toss in Boogie for Neal Peart.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Kill Randi Harper to bring back Old Dirty Btard

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Kill Allison Pregler to bring back Brad and Phelous' friendship

Wait what? No...

Kill Zoosadist to bring back my hope and dreams

 

[Army Burger]

Kill Jamie Marchi to bring back Rocky Johnson

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Keep killing them one by one whenever the CIA niggers kill Terry Davis.

 

[Army Burger]

Monica Rial for Billy Mays

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Kill Spoony bring back Bob Ross.

 

[Cardenio]

Kill Spoony to bring back JewWario so JewWario can shoot himself again.

 

[Ningen]

Kill Christine Weston Chandler to bring back Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[Army Burger]

Kill ObscurusLupa to bring back TotalBiscuit

 

[Chaptersevenbankruptcy]

Kill Maddox, bring back circa 2008 internet culture.

 

[Army Burger]

Kill Onision to bring back Billy Mays

 

[JYBlowsIt]

Kill Brianna Wu to bring back George Carlin.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Kill Sargon to bring back Miyu Matsuki

Kill Yaniv to bring back Maddie Blaustein.

 

[Niggernerd]

Any. I just want mah nigga Terry Davis back.