Kill one lolcow to bring someone else back to life -

[Banh Xeo]

Kill @TamarYaelBatYah to bring back her dead son Bradley, that @Marshall Castersen murdered in cold blood

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Kill Movie Bob for Galileo

Kill Yanniv for my mom

Kill Boogie for my dad

Kill Amberlynn... nah...she still has some good drama left

 

[The Dude]

Kill them all to bring back Lemmy, the Ramones, David Bowie, and Freddie Mercury. There will always be new lolcows.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

Boogie for Fedsmoker.
YanDev for Terry Davis.

The ultimate buddy cop film.

 

[Neferpitou!]

Kill any of the pedo cows and bring back my shed-dwelling princess julie.

 

[Ahmed Cuckolden]

Warski for @FuckYou
Life for a life, soul for a soul, edgelord for an edgelord

 

[I Love Beef]

Hope Chapman/Jesuotaku for Satoshi Kon

Zac Bertschy for Kaneto Shiozawa

Because if weaboo elitists want anime to be great again, they ought to pay up and give back sometime. And appropriately, this is the only way how.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Kill Ron "Remote Ronin" Soye to bring back Satanic Panic (I still believe religious fundies REEEEEEEEEEEing is more tolerable than dangerhairs/soy boys REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing)

Kill OAG and to bring back YTMND. (I dunno why, but at least YTMND is less annoying irrelevance.)

 

[horrorfan89]

Kill Chris Chan go bring back Andy Kaufman.

In many ways Andy was like Chris done right. A very successful and funny comedian who had a nack for being funny just by doing the most mundane things. (his eating ice cream act on stage) that and he was genuinely charming In the geeky way chris thought he was back in his late teens early 20s.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Kill Lucas Werner for any of my dogs. I have people I care about living but they've been gone too long at this point. We'd have to build a 35 year old's life back from scratch.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ross or Nick Bate for Terry Davis or Fedsmoker.

 

[Army Burger]

Kill Guillaume Labelle to bring back Charles Schultz.

 

[Positron]

Kill Rhys McKinnon and bring back Phil (ADF).

 

[Army Burger]

Kill ChrisChan and bring back Julie Terryberry

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Kill Smug Legend to bring back Michael Lindsay

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Kill Monica Rial or Jamie Marchi and bring back Maddie Blaustein. That tranny was a legend.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

kill @TamarYaelBatYah and Russell Greer to bring back Karl Panzram. Even he would be better for humanity.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Kill current Amberlynn to bring back Destiny era Amberlynn

 

[VanCake]

Kill Clawshrimpy to bring back John Bain.
Kill Vade to bring back Kenneth Alexander Van Camp.
Kill Razorfist to bring back Chuck Schuldiner.

That second one I can really get behind.

 

[Army Burger]

Kill Spoony to bring back Billy Mays.