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It's got hardened piss in it.
Nah, she uses the "hair gel" from there's something about Mary.
Oh please continue to talk about urine while I'm drinking coffee. Wait, let me go warm up some Hormel chili to prepare for your thesis on shit.
I like how, in that last panel, she becomes a blank-eyed robot. "BEEP BOOP I LOVE THAT DEFINITION BEEP BEEP MUST LOVE ALL EXPRESSIONS OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE BEEEEP."
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"I really enjoyed kissing you beautiful lips. May I also piss on your face?"
How to sound like an autist during making out and making sure you never get to the second base.
I thought about saying that but I wanted to stick with the piss theme.
“Yes, you can kiss my face. Funny, for a second, I thought you said pi-“
This is almost as romantic as renting a U-Haul.
"If they're into it, it'll probably sound super sexy!"
Yeah, no. If Johnny fucking Depp (pre-Heard of course) spouted that kind of dialogue at me, I'd still pretend my phone rang with a very urgent message, whoops it looks like my mom is in the hospital and i guess I'll call you later bye
I had someone once ask me "what would you like me to do to you", and it was the most uncomfortable and least sexy experience I think I've had to date.
I think "Is this okay" is about the only real way to phrase something like that, and even that smacks of high-school makeouts.
Yeah, no. If Johnny fucking Depp (pre-Heard of course) spouted that kind of dialogue at me, I'd still pretend my phone rang with a very urgent message, whoops it looks like my mom is in the hospital and i guess I'll call you later bye
I had someone once ask me "what would you like me to do to you", and it was the most uncomfortable and least sexy experience I think I've had to date.
I think "Is this okay" is about the only real way to phrase something like that, and even that smacks of high-school makeouts.
"What would you like me to do to you" only works if you've got a really sexy voice and say it to someone who's already deliriously turned on.
Angrybirdsfan
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So, the comics are basically sexual.
The comics are basically antisex. Every time she posts a new one, a dozen people become impotent.
I like how the dude who wants to kiss her amazing breasts looks like Barton Fink.
but i bet you would prefer if someone asked before they started trying to pee in your mouth, right?
i agree that for this particular text it's pretty dumb, but the general idea that someone consenting to one thing with you doesn't mean they consent to everything with you is good
Of course you should discuss kinks beforehand, and definitely not in the moment. But the comic is saying that literally every step needs verbal consent. "Can I kiss your breasts?" or "Can I touch your ass?" is very different from "how do you feel about watersports".
This thread doesn't deserve to die with such a degenerate sociopath as its focus! Here are some updates:
She is creating a card game.
Jesus Christ. Is she capable of having an interaction with another human being without wanting to bone them?
I don't get why these people don't want to be seen as unicorns. Why is that such an insulting assumption to make?
TOO. MUCH. TEXT.
Still pining after the same dude (Vash? I don't remember their retarded names.)
Shilling her Patreon.
You don't have to have sex with these people just because they are in your life, Tikva! You could just have one boyfriend and many friends like a normal person!
I genuinely don't understand what she's trying to say here.
Yeah! If your partner doesn't want you to have sex with other people they are being controlling and you should just dump them! Good relationship advice.
I REALLY hope this is just a political cartoon against Alabama's abortion laws and that Tikva is NOT pregnant herself.
Oh, God. She's incorporating memes into her shitty comics now!
Bonus: She was a keynote speaker at some polyamory gathering a week ago.
At about 10 mins into the video the juicy stuff starts. She admits to cheating on a previous boyfriend with Vajra while she was living in a commune in Virginia. Then she broke it off with her boyfriend and started being in a polyamorous relationship with 4 guys at the same time who all wanted monogamy.
About 12 min in: She says that the character Marco in the comic was a self-insert without her realising it at first and that that realization helped her understand she was genderqueer.
13 mins: Tikva gives great advice on how to solve problems in your own life, "create a wise character and ask them questions and see what answers they give you."
"And yes, I totally do this on my own on a regular basis. Just sit down, with a piece of paper and asks Marco what I should be doing and Marco tells me." - Tikva Wolf, 2019
14 mins: She goes to a support group for adult children of alcoholics and finds it weird and cultish, yet she's into it.
19 mins: "My long-term connections feel more sustainable and deeper when I'm not making a promise of being a certain way the next day." - Tikva Wolf, 2019
I bet your husband doesn't feel the same way.
21 mins: Tikva gives juicy details about her marriage to Vajra. They tried to break up two years ago and live in different houses. Tikva couldn't afford to live on her own and neither could he apparently since they were both living in group houses. "And our kid, who was like seven or six or something at the time and she thought it was kinda cool to have two different houses, but she was also, like, sad that we weren't doing as many family things together anymore." They moved back in together about 6 months later, according to Tikva because they "might as well be platonic in the same house", but if Vajra's depressing Facebook feed is any indication he probably still has feelings for her and wishes they would be monogamous together. They have been platonic for three years now.
22 mins: Tikva and Vajra used to be unicorn hunters, before she became anti-unicorn hunters.
Q&A Section:
Q: You talk about "structural relationships". What is that?
A: According to a book she read there are four types of monogamy, social, structural, sexual and emotional. "I have a strong resistance to all forms of exclusivity." Yeah, you're a grade-a slut, Tikva. We know. Structural exclusivity means things like sharing income and housing. She has one person she has a structural relationship with. Which means she has one person she leeches off of for money and housing and food.
Q: Do you think polyamory helps you cope with artistic burnout?
A: She doesn't have artistic burnout. She feels like she gets all the support she needs from her current polyamourus relationships.
Q: Do monogamous parents ever judge you for having a child while poly?
A: Her step-child is 21 years old now and he never lived with her. She DOES have a biological child as well, an eight year old daughter. Her neighbour called social services on her when her daughter was a baby because he had read her comic and considered it child abuse to let a child grow up in that kind of environment. Social services came to her house and asked about her sex life. Then they read her comic and said that the comics message was very healthy and left. Press X to doubt.
Q: No question, just wanted to say I'm a huge fan and this is my favourite comic of yours!
A: That's a great comic with a very sweet message! She's glad she brought up that comic because it was written in 2015 and she's STILL having the same issues with the same characters so she felt like she really needed to hear that right now.
Q: What's the main character's (red haired lady's) name?
A: "That's me!" She doesn't have a name because she is such a self-insert that even the author doesn't know of a way to separate her comic book self from her real life self.
She is creating a card game.
Jesus Christ. Is she capable of having an interaction with another human being without wanting to bone them?
I don't get why these people don't want to be seen as unicorns. Why is that such an insulting assumption to make?
TOO. MUCH. TEXT.
Still pining after the same dude (Vash? I don't remember their retarded names.)
Shilling her Patreon.
You don't have to have sex with these people just because they are in your life, Tikva! You could just have one boyfriend and many friends like a normal person!
I genuinely don't understand what she's trying to say here.
Yeah! If your partner doesn't want you to have sex with other people they are being controlling and you should just dump them! Good relationship advice.
I REALLY hope this is just a political cartoon against Alabama's abortion laws and that Tikva is NOT pregnant herself.
Oh, God. She's incorporating memes into her shitty comics now!
Bonus: She was a keynote speaker at some polyamory gathering a week ago.
At about 10 mins into the video the juicy stuff starts. She admits to cheating on a previous boyfriend with Vajra while she was living in a commune in Virginia. Then she broke it off with her boyfriend and started being in a polyamorous relationship with 4 guys at the same time who all wanted monogamy.
About 12 min in: She says that the character Marco in the comic was a self-insert without her realising it at first and that that realization helped her understand she was genderqueer.
13 mins: Tikva gives great advice on how to solve problems in your own life, "create a wise character and ask them questions and see what answers they give you."
"And yes, I totally do this on my own on a regular basis. Just sit down, with a piece of paper and asks Marco what I should be doing and Marco tells me." - Tikva Wolf, 2019
14 mins: She goes to a support group for adult children of alcoholics and finds it weird and cultish, yet she's into it.
19 mins: "My long-term connections feel more sustainable and deeper when I'm not making a promise of being a certain way the next day." - Tikva Wolf, 2019
I bet your husband doesn't feel the same way.
21 mins: Tikva gives juicy details about her marriage to Vajra. They tried to break up two years ago and live in different houses. Tikva couldn't afford to live on her own and neither could he apparently since they were both living in group houses. "And our kid, who was like seven or six or something at the time and she thought it was kinda cool to have two different houses, but she was also, like, sad that we weren't doing as many family things together anymore." They moved back in together about 6 months later, according to Tikva because they "might as well be platonic in the same house", but if Vajra's depressing Facebook feed is any indication he probably still has feelings for her and wishes they would be monogamous together. They have been platonic for three years now.
22 mins: Tikva and Vajra used to be unicorn hunters, before she became anti-unicorn hunters.
Q&A Section:
Q: You talk about "structural relationships". What is that?
A: According to a book she read there are four types of monogamy, social, structural, sexual and emotional. "I have a strong resistance to all forms of exclusivity." Yeah, you're a grade-a slut, Tikva. We know. Structural exclusivity means things like sharing income and housing. She has one person she has a structural relationship with. Which means she has one person she leeches off of for money and housing and food.
Q: Do you think polyamory helps you cope with artistic burnout?
A: She doesn't have artistic burnout. She feels like she gets all the support she needs from her current polyamourus relationships.
Q: Do monogamous parents ever judge you for having a child while poly?
A: Her step-child is 21 years old now and he never lived with her. She DOES have a biological child as well, an eight year old daughter. Her neighbour called social services on her when her daughter was a baby because he had read her comic and considered it child abuse to let a child grow up in that kind of environment. Social services came to her house and asked about her sex life. Then they read her comic and said that the comics message was very healthy and left. Press X to doubt.
Q: No question, just wanted to say I'm a huge fan and this is my favourite comic of yours!
A: That's a great comic with a very sweet message! She's glad she brought up that comic because it was written in 2015 and she's STILL having the same issues with the same characters so she felt like she really needed to hear that right now.
Q: What's the main character's (red haired lady's) name?
A: "That's me!" She doesn't have a name because she is such a self-insert that even the author doesn't know of a way to separate her comic book self from her real life self.
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Amber the Hedgehog
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Yeah, I get that this is ment be funny over the top reaction to uncomfortable moment but it still based on too many assumptions to work. First the anti-unicorn got prewarning unlike she was willing to give, this answer could have worked as answer text rather than just people showing up. Also the wife is a one person not four. Second she doesn’t know why the wife is there, maybe there is a important announcement like a move or a baby. Thirdly it’s okey to answer “no” to “hope that’s okey” part. She could have just as easily texted “Sorry but I was really looking forward to spending time with just you and I’m not up for extra people”I don't get why these people don't want to be seen as unicorns. Why is that such an insulting assumption to make?
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