Horrorcow KimmoA (kimmoa.se) -

Billy of Hills

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Some of you may know of Kimmo Alm, noted spammer and pedophile. I recently learned that Kimmo still maintains a website and even posts there occasionally. kimmoa.se is his collection of writings that are supposed to make him sound smart, and a collection of "quality" games. I think he exhibits some of the traits of many lolcows. Here are somethings I've gathered:

1. Kimmo is a pedophile, refer to AnonTalk scandals...
2. Kimmo is extremely paranoid. You need to fill out a form to email him.
3. Kimmo tries to cover the past. And fails.
He refuses to acknowledge his history, but goes out of his way to attack his past enemies.
Anything incriminating he has done was really done by MENTALLY ILL IMPOSTERS.
Kimmo still hates EuroDNS, because of FALSE! reports.
4. Kimmo is a nazi
See Utmeskiten, defend Sweden from evil immigrants. By killing them.
Unconfirmed, but I've read that Kimmo is a member of some kind of Swedish Nazi party, too.
5. Kimmo is obsessed with his privacy. To an insane degree.
Kimmo thinks that Tor is the greatest thing ever, and everyone is out to RAPE HIS PRIVACY!
He seems to pay exclusively in bitcoins and cash, too.
6. Kimmo hates 4chan and moot obsessively. I think he's jealous?
7. Kimmo has huge issues with contradicting himself.
He hates spammers, but has been known to spam.
4Chan harbors child pornography, and that makes them evil. Never mind that AnonTalk did too.
And that Kimmo seems to enjoy CP
And that Kimmo made no attempts to remove CP from AnonTalk.
8. Kimmo has an... unusual relationship with the English language.
He obsesses over grammar, but makes mistakes himself. His website is fairly polished,
but look at email transcripts and forum posts.
He uses some unusual wordings, see "Chancer" or "SH*TLISTED" or "Wise Guys".
9. Kimmo can't get over copyright infringement.
Most people acknowledge copyright infringement as something present, and don't really care.
Kimmo can't seem to get over it, though. Evil file sharers!
10. Kimmo has an ego
His "writings" drip with a "I'm smarter than you, listen to me!" attitude.
He seems to think rather highly of his simple browser games.


I can't say if Kimmo is really lolcow material, but I think he definitely could be. He can still be contacted and has historically reacted ridiculously to the slightest insults. (SH*TLISTED!)

He hasn't done anything particularly outlandish, AFAIK. But he could -- this is why I think his case merits note. He could snap at any moment.

I think similarity can be drawn between Kimmo and notable cows such as Tyce/Jace/Jay and maybe even Chris, due to his attitude and to a lesser extent his actions. (I'm incapable of being wrong and everyone hates me for no reason, let's force my websites down peoples throats!)

I don't think he's really doing much anymore, just living with is mother and updating a list of video game releases. Pretty much everything I've learned is from his website and ED, so if you're curious you can look around there. Sorry for a long post...

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kimmo_Johan_Alm
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AnonTalk
 

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AnOminous

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He was certainly a lolcow back in the days he was actively at war with 4chan spamming it with ads for AnonTalk. He and a few others (mostly commercial spammers) are largely responsible for them adopting captchas years ago.

Has he given any milk lately, though?
 

ChuckSlaughter

You mean I got about 200 bitcoins
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Good call.. this guy is fucking hilarious. Sadly I don't think this thread will live up to it's potential unless he sees it and rushes here to defend himself. He's made such an online name for himself I doubt this thread is even on the first 3 pages of google. :(

But yeah man talk about a guy I just loved to hate, his temper tantrums, the pedo vibe, spamming, and of course anon's predictable reaction. ILLEGAL CLONES! SO MANY ILLEGAL CLONES!
 

deeman

Seinor Geinus.
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I still have this really old Super Play issue (a collector of Swedish gaming magasines, don't ask) where this KimmoA had sent a letter, this was around... 1996/1997 when Tomb Raider was released, whereas he asked SP about her home adress, bra-size and stupid shit like that, as if he really though she was real, some CWC Delusions right there.
 

ChuckSlaughter

You mean I got about 200 bitcoins
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I still have this really old Super Play issue (a collector of Swedish gaming magasines, don't ask) where this KimmoA had sent a letter, this was around... 1996/1997 when Tomb Raider was released, whereas he asked SP about her home adress, bra-size and stupid shit like that, as if he really though she was real, some CWC Delusions right there.
That would be OC I'd like it even if I doubt this thread is going to get too far.
 

Roger Rabbit

A rabbit who should die
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This guy. I hate to admit, I read about the anontalk stuff after the fact. But this guy stuck out as one of the most sadistic admins ever. Basically, he was a grammar nazi, even if the grammar he was using was false.

Quick grammar/punctuation lesson to get rid of some comma splicers: Do use the comma in situations such as this: "Hi, everyone!" (rather than "Hi everyone!"). Do not use the comma in situations such as this: "I liked the weather yesterday, it was nice." — instead, use the semi colon or start a new sentence: "I liked the weather yesterday; it was nice." or "I liked the weather yesterday. It was nice."
 

Poor Choices

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Kimmo is a pedophile, refer to AnonTalk scandals...
Kimmo is a nazi
See Utmeskiten, defend Sweden from evil immigrants. By killing them.
Unconfirmed, but I've read that Kimmo is a member of some kind of Swedish Nazi party, too.
I've seen it happen a couple of times but why do pedos think that neo-Nazis will like them? Is it because they're both terrible groups and politically incorrect?
 
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EI 903

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I've seen it happen a couple of times but why do pedos think that neo-Nazis will like them? Is it because they're both terrible groups and politically incorrect?

That's my best guess. When you are the two most-hated groups in the world, you might think you'll like each other. It's stupid, but there's enough logic there for people dumb enough to be pedos to cling to.
 

AnOminous

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A disturbing number of neo-Nazis actually are pedophiles, though. A couple prominent examples off the top of my head would be Kevin Alfred Strom and Frank Collin.

Then there was a Nazi colony in Chile that was basically a molester haven. Of course, that was an actual fugitive Nazi. Sorry for the Daily Fail link.

I doubt there's anything like a statistical study that would prove any of this, but I hypothesize that anyone who would adopt an abhorrent, deviant ideology like Nazism would also tend to be less inhibited in carrying out their other repellent, antisocial desires.
 

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