Real life application I learned from King of the Hill:
When pouring soda or beer in a glass, tilt the glass so you don't foam up the beverage.
When pouring soda or beer in a glass, tilt the glass so you don't foam up the beverage.
King of the hill appreciation thread - Yup.
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I learned hippies are just giant children and they should be ignored and/or mocked. Also how to properly wipe down a propane tank (head to feet, everything's neat, feet to head, everyone's dead).
I learned mixing ammonia and bleach will create chlorine gas. Also not to drag a propane tank by the nozzle. Oh! And to not slip on PP at the Costco for a $53,000 settlement.
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I was recently watching the series when I came across the episode where Bill opened his home to recovering addicts for a charity while renovations are made to a shelter
Definitely quality television when it's revealed that the charity director lives alone in a million dollar home and expects everyone else to use their homes.
Definitely quality television when it's revealed that the charity director lives alone in a million dollar home and expects everyone else to use their homes.
Not to slip on pee-pee? Don't you want to have it made, too, friend? I'd reckon with that kind of wealth, you'd never have to work again.
What’s your personal favorite of the show’s subtler jokes?
Mine would have to be in the same scene as Dale yelling “TURBINE!” The shot of people looking at the ceiling as vague Dale noises can be overheard makes me lose my shit every time.
Mine would have to be in the same scene as Dale yelling “TURBINE!” The shot of people looking at the ceiling as vague Dale noises can be overheard makes me lose my shit every time.
“Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the moment I had sex.”
“Nobody likes a quitter, Luanne”
"That dog is wearing a Mexican sombrero. That is a Mexican dog!"
"Next time, I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you!"
Its one of the few shows to actually call out how most (if not all) Charites are just elaborate scams made to exploit people's good will (and pump out tax free money).
RumblyTumbly
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“Bobby, I didn't think I'd have to tell you this, but I'd be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.”
"Dad, why do you hate what you don't understand?"
"I don't hate you Bobby"
"I was talking about Soccer."
"Oh yeah, I hate Soccer"
"Dad, why do you hate what you don't understand?"
"I don't hate you Bobby"
"I was talking about Soccer."
"Oh yeah, I hate Soccer"
Forget the simpsons, apparently KoTH predicted the founder of blm moving into a multimillion dollar mansion while claiming to be opressed and downtrodden.
I've always wondered what a King of the Hill video game would look like. And yes, I'm well aware of the point-and-click PC game they did in the 90's when the show was in its infancy.
To be honest, I'd love to see the open world sandbox style much like The Simpsons did with "The Simpsons: Hit & Run"
To be honest, I'd love to see the open world sandbox style much like The Simpsons did with "The Simpsons: Hit & Run"
so basically that grand theft arlen episode but as an actual game
Kind of?
I mean, The Simpsons Hit & Run proved a PG-rated GTA clone could actually work and if you got most of the voice cast back together and had Mike Judge and a few other good writers to make the script, there is potential.
I would think a King of the Hill video game would be a Telltale or Quantic Dreams type of game. You'd play as the main characters going about their lives and make decisions based on a daily routine.
Open world? KoTH as itself is so structured, I don't see how it would work.
like those Strong Bad games
as in "better to just watch a youtube video of than actually keep clicking on shit to make it happen"
starborn427614
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A KOTH point n' click adventure game would be great. Most TV shows lend themselves well to the format since you get to examine the world in greater detail.
RumblyTumbly
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The open world of a TV show format worked well for the South Park games Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole.
If you accomplish the goal of recreating the world of the TV series, and write the story of the game so that it feels like the show, and the game play is at least adequate, then it would work.
If you accomplish the goal of recreating the world of the TV series, and write the story of the game so that it feels like the show, and the game play is at least adequate, then it would work.
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"Ever since they had that big women's conference in Beijing, co-Ed sports has been the number 2 priority on the feminii agenda. You wanna know what the number 1 priority is? Co-ed bathrooms. It'll be a cold day in Hell before we institute that in the Gribble home."
-Dale Gribble
While watching this random episode, I heard this line and immediately went WTF?!
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-Dale Gribble
While watching this random episode, I heard this line and immediately went WTF?!
@2:14
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