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You're enjoying karaoke night at the CY Bar and someone slaps your of-age goth girlfriend on the ass.
You turn around and this gothic stud is who greets you and he smells goood.
what do you do?
You turn around and this gothic stud is who greets you and he smells goood.
what do you do?
KillThemCrackasBabies
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Pic unrelated, he WASN'T staring! He wasn't!
Definitely NOT an alcoholic, btw.
JeNeComprendsPas420
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I wish someone would step in and stop Cobes' slow transition into a bloated river corpse.
DarkSydeHyde
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I show him my wand and challenge him to a duel.
eaglesfan665
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He looked very happy in his last two streams, not circling the drain at all! Can't wait for the next stream!
New video from Spooky Tuning highlighting Josh's recent drinking escapades
I would react 'drink!' if I could.
Here's his stream from yesterday:
Video Response
Start:
Doing a gender relations video response. Turned off chat on purpose. Shout out to people who bought wands.
1:20:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Drinking Corona Mango and mixing mango Monster with it. Fuck sexism, fuck racism, power to the people. Kobes isn’t trying to start drama on YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says they say a lot of these things about women to a degree. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he’s not passing judgment on anyone because people judge him. Back to the video.
5:30:
Gives advice on how to deal with Kobes. Does his introduction again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about how long he’s been making videos and trolls. Average is a stereotype or something. Body shaming, double standards, both sides!
8:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. People are trying too hard to be different. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes isn’t stealing content he’s just giving his opinion. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink. Complains about women on the dating scene.
12:00:
Wands in the mail tomorrow thanks for supporting his Etsy. Back to complaining about women on the dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Ozzy. Shills his anti-rape shirt. People complain that Kobes doesn’t do enough video responses to videos made by pee oh cees. Kobes is anti-racism don’t get it twisted. Gives dating advice.
16:46:
Back to the video. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Mostly talking about dick sizes.
18:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says it’s an old video that he’s responding to. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in our society. Confidence and gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Confidence and gender relations. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell. Kobes lists off all the great qualities about himself. Moar beer. Child support rant.
23:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Confidence and gender relations. Shills Tactical Soap. The person who bought the most expensive wand will get some cologne as a free gift.
25:26:
Poot.
25:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives advice on how to better yourself. Talks about his drink. Talks about his new album. Talks about Ozzy.
28:00:
Talks about the money from his wand sales. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Average is a mentality.
Says it’s going to be a long video response. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his anti-rape t-shirt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of elderly person with dementia who forgets their other half died. Single moms. Improve yourself instead of focusing on getting laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Focus on the of age hotties that find you attractive. Gives dating advice.
33:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Overly sensitive women accusing everyone of rape.
35:12:
Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Fake Love is people not showing up for dates.
36:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men are competitive.
37:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men complaining about this stuff should study women’s history and STFU. Overly sensitive people in society. Back to the video.
39:39:
Gender relations. Both sides! Double Standards! #metoo Brings George Floyd into it for some reason. Race relations rant. Back to the video.
42:25:
Women think they like assholes.
43:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men treat each other like shit because they've been treated like shit by the opposite sex. Can crush for the fans. Only 2 cans of Monster for today. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Average dudes are dudes who don’t want a relationship. If you don’t want a relationship you are being a dick, just get a sex doll. Dating scene is flooded with men who are making the good men look bad. Sluts and assholes are cockblocking/ cuntblocking their own gender. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice.
48:06:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets philosophical. Back to the video.
49:30:
Average dudes, Gender relations. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell. #waitingpatiently
52:00:
That of age goth dude smells good. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
53:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bettering yourelf takes work. Don’t be depressed because there are people worse off in society. Believe in yourself, fuck your sky God. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one wants to admit they are the problem. Saving Monster for later. Kobes talks about how he’s not an alcoholic.
55:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides! Gender relations.
56:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can’t control your circumstances. Kobes doesn’t use the enword. Fuck racism. Race relations rant.
59:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is pissed his friends and family compliment him but he has been rejected by every girl he’s ever liked. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in our society. Sex is a want not a need.
1:01:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don’t be miserable because no one will want to have sex with you.
1:02:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women always want the opposite of what they say. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice.
1:03:40:
Scenario of dating a woman who is using him for a wedding ring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women should work for it because you don’t want to be a simp. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women don’t have to try hard t0 find an of age partner, contradicts himself in the next sentence. Giving reward with no work creates a sloppy partner. Scenario of teasing your partner.
1:07:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets $200 tomorrow TMDWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp shaming. Back to the video.
1:09:51:
Hot girls don’t exist because beauty is subjective. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Soul mates. Back to the video. Hot girls can be good girlfriends if they don’t know they are hot and you treat her right. Scenario of hot date for hot of age girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s hot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his past cooking videos. Both genders like someone who can cook.
1:14:15:
Back to the video for 1 second. Double standards men can’t check out other women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Looks aren’t everything. Hot people are stupid. Don’t stereotype. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Instagram chicks are fake. Soul mates.
1:17:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. We live in a society that encourages women to show off their bodies. Talks about hot of age YouTubers he watches. Compares finding your soul mate to making a wand. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is subjective. #killallmen they need to check their privilege, double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You can’t control if someone else is attracted to your girlfriend. Don’t stare at other men’s girlfriends.
1:21:41:
Back to the video. Both sides! Gender relations! One more beer and that’s his cut off point.
1:23:40:
Back to the video. Wands in the mail tomorrow. TWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can’t tell who’s crazy from a surface level. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not fair on all the other women if only hot of age goth chicks were all men wanted. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene.
1:28:04:
Back to the video. Fuck your beauty standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Period scenario. Taking a break after he finishes this beer. Both sides have body positivity issues. Both sides have meanies. Internet trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty fades. Looks and personality is 50:50.
1:32:26:
Might be going to London next Spring with homedad Clint. Talks about London and Big Ben Back to the video.
1:34:33:
Race relations rant. Don’t be sexist towards women and then bitch about the racisms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Whispers to his rape demon. Talks about his struggles with his temper.
1:37:52:
Back to the video. Talks about cooking. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The book of Thomas. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It’s okay for men to wear makeup and dresses as long as they are not hurting kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men judge other men on their appearance. Back to the video.
1:41:46:
Race relations rant. Dating Scene rant.
1:43:00:
Back to the video. We live in a system that’s incredibly racist. Back to the video. You have a choice to be lazy or work hard for what you want in life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck racism, power to the people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People stay in their rut because they lack confidence. Back to the video. If you ain’t happy with yourself your hot girlfriend won’t make you happy. Back to the video.
1:48:30:
Kobes likes the video even though he doesn’t agree with everything said. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is not an alcoholic. Moar beer. Not mixing with Monster because he doesn’t want too much caffeine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is living his best life. Fuck the haters. Back to the video.
1:51:50:
Kobes has chat turned off because he doesn’t want to read comments about his dry spell. Back to the video. Kobes isn’t here to disagree with anyone to be honest. Might not do the full video because he’s only 23 minutes in. Back to the video.
1:54:44:
Everyone needs to put work into the relationship. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You have to make your life happen for you. Back to the video. Kobes relates to this next caller. Decides he’s going to do the whole video. Back to the video.
2:00:54:
You can’t control your woman so she is not a representation of you. Double standards! Back to the video for 2 seconds. The problem with our society is saying you’re not getting shot over a piece of ass. Back to the video.
2:03:40:
Sore Teeth monkey faces. Still watching the video.
2:05:49:
Men and Women use their advantages to the opposite sex and then complain. Both sides! Chewing his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. COMMUNICATION. It’s the goddamn truth. Can’t let someone else’s agenda control your agenda on the dating scene. Back to the video.
2:10:58:
Kobes doesn’t agree with saying women are acting right. Their behaviour is reflective of how they were treated previously. Back to the video. Kobes calls them out on their sexism. Back to the video.
2:16:54:
Last beer for the stream. Beer piss. Mumbles about trolls on his way to the toilet. Returns and says morals are more important than personal hygiene. Back to the video.
2:19:46:
Rant about them saying coachable women while he walks off and back into the room. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Continued coachable women rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video.
2:23:10:
Says he almost threw up in his mouth. Back to the video.
2:23:56:
Kobes is against kink shaming. Shout out to someone who sent him money to his PayPal TMDWU. Back to the video.
2:25:30:
Kobes disagrees with what’s being said. Mutual attraction. Soul mates. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women want commitment because they expect it. Back to the video.
2:27:36:
Men also bring value to a woman. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Submissive women are uninteresting. It’s the fight that keeps things interesting YouTube. Kobes is in his chilling out shorts enjoying the beautiful weather. Gender relations makes Kobes want to pull his hair out. Shills his TeeSpring. Back to the video.
2:31:53:
No one likes behaviour modification. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of Kobes hitting on a hot of age Goth chick. Shills his TeeSpring again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots hat’s said in the video. Back to the video.
2:35:00:
Gender relations – Woman respecter Kobes. Back to the video. Stop worrying about being original, just do your thing and keep women and children safe. Back to the video.
2:37:29:
Kobes explains the problem with our society YouTube. Working on songs and gender relations. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Kobes is looking pretty drunk right now.
2:40:39:
Definitely the last beer now. Checks his door for some reason. Comes back, mumbles about gender relations. Picks up food at his door.
2:44:00:
Surprise Burger King Yukbang.
2:46:13:
Lists off what he ordered. Burger hack.
2:48:18:
Drops his burger. Licks sauce off his hand and nearly pukes.
2:49:54:
Behold the monster burger. Eats burger like an apple.
2:55:14:
Puts the burger in the fridge for later.
2:56:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Just because a woman will suck your dick doesn’t mean she’s the right woman for you. Back to the video. Gets his burger and starts eating it gain. He is passing out eating his burger.
3:00:08:
Gonna pass out
3:00:47:
Stops the video to say that he’s full.
3:02:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he ordered fast food earlier, not going to lie. Got $200 coming in tomorrow. Talks about his Burger King food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
3:05:36:
Passing out. Unexpected sneeze. He’s asleep. LOL
3:43:30:
Someone knocks on the door and wakes him up. He can’t open the door. Eventually get’s it open and then ends the stream.
Start:
Doing a gender relations video response. Turned off chat on purpose. Shout out to people who bought wands.
1:20:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Drinking Corona Mango and mixing mango Monster with it. Fuck sexism, fuck racism, power to the people. Kobes isn’t trying to start drama on YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says they say a lot of these things about women to a degree. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he’s not passing judgment on anyone because people judge him. Back to the video.
5:30:
Gives advice on how to deal with Kobes. Does his introduction again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about how long he’s been making videos and trolls. Average is a stereotype or something. Body shaming, double standards, both sides!
8:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. People are trying too hard to be different. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes isn’t stealing content he’s just giving his opinion. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink. Complains about women on the dating scene.
12:00:
Wands in the mail tomorrow thanks for supporting his Etsy. Back to complaining about women on the dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Ozzy. Shills his anti-rape shirt. People complain that Kobes doesn’t do enough video responses to videos made by pee oh cees. Kobes is anti-racism don’t get it twisted. Gives dating advice.
16:46:
Back to the video. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Mostly talking about dick sizes.
18:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says it’s an old video that he’s responding to. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in our society. Confidence and gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Confidence and gender relations. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell. Kobes lists off all the great qualities about himself. Moar beer. Child support rant.
23:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Confidence and gender relations. Shills Tactical Soap. The person who bought the most expensive wand will get some cologne as a free gift.
25:26:
Poot.
25:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives advice on how to better yourself. Talks about his drink. Talks about his new album. Talks about Ozzy.
28:00:
Talks about the money from his wand sales. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Average is a mentality.
Says it’s going to be a long video response. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his anti-rape t-shirt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of elderly person with dementia who forgets their other half died. Single moms. Improve yourself instead of focusing on getting laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Focus on the of age hotties that find you attractive. Gives dating advice.
33:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Overly sensitive women accusing everyone of rape.
35:12:
Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Fake Love is people not showing up for dates.
36:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men are competitive.
37:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men complaining about this stuff should study women’s history and STFU. Overly sensitive people in society. Back to the video.
39:39:
Gender relations. Both sides! Double Standards! #metoo Brings George Floyd into it for some reason. Race relations rant. Back to the video.
42:25:
Women think they like assholes.
43:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women and men treat each other like shit because they've been treated like shit by the opposite sex. Can crush for the fans. Only 2 cans of Monster for today. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Average dudes are dudes who don’t want a relationship. If you don’t want a relationship you are being a dick, just get a sex doll. Dating scene is flooded with men who are making the good men look bad. Sluts and assholes are cockblocking/ cuntblocking their own gender. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice.
48:06:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets philosophical. Back to the video.
49:30:
Average dudes, Gender relations. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell. #waitingpatiently
52:00:
That of age goth dude smells good. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
53:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bettering yourelf takes work. Don’t be depressed because there are people worse off in society. Believe in yourself, fuck your sky God. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one wants to admit they are the problem. Saving Monster for later. Kobes talks about how he’s not an alcoholic.
55:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides! Gender relations.
56:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can’t control your circumstances. Kobes doesn’t use the enword. Fuck racism. Race relations rant.
59:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is pissed his friends and family compliment him but he has been rejected by every girl he’s ever liked. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in our society. Sex is a want not a need.
1:01:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don’t be miserable because no one will want to have sex with you.
1:02:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women always want the opposite of what they say. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice.
1:03:40:
Scenario of dating a woman who is using him for a wedding ring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women should work for it because you don’t want to be a simp. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women don’t have to try hard t0 find an of age partner, contradicts himself in the next sentence. Giving reward with no work creates a sloppy partner. Scenario of teasing your partner.
1:07:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets $200 tomorrow TMDWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp shaming. Back to the video.
1:09:51:
Hot girls don’t exist because beauty is subjective. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Soul mates. Back to the video. Hot girls can be good girlfriends if they don’t know they are hot and you treat her right. Scenario of hot date for hot of age girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s hot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his past cooking videos. Both genders like someone who can cook.
1:14:15:
Back to the video for 1 second. Double standards men can’t check out other women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Looks aren’t everything. Hot people are stupid. Don’t stereotype. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Instagram chicks are fake. Soul mates.
1:17:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. We live in a society that encourages women to show off their bodies. Talks about hot of age YouTubers he watches. Compares finding your soul mate to making a wand. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is subjective. #killallmen they need to check their privilege, double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You can’t control if someone else is attracted to your girlfriend. Don’t stare at other men’s girlfriends.
1:21:41:
Back to the video. Both sides! Gender relations! One more beer and that’s his cut off point.
1:23:40:
Back to the video. Wands in the mail tomorrow. TWU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can’t tell who’s crazy from a surface level. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not fair on all the other women if only hot of age goth chicks were all men wanted. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene.
1:28:04:
Back to the video. Fuck your beauty standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Period scenario. Taking a break after he finishes this beer. Both sides have body positivity issues. Both sides have meanies. Internet trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty fades. Looks and personality is 50:50.
1:32:26:
Might be going to London next Spring with homedad Clint. Talks about London and Big Ben Back to the video.
1:34:33:
Race relations rant. Don’t be sexist towards women and then bitch about the racisms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Whispers to his rape demon. Talks about his struggles with his temper.
1:37:52:
Back to the video. Talks about cooking. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The book of Thomas. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It’s okay for men to wear makeup and dresses as long as they are not hurting kids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men judge other men on their appearance. Back to the video.
1:41:46:
Race relations rant. Dating Scene rant.
1:43:00:
Back to the video. We live in a system that’s incredibly racist. Back to the video. You have a choice to be lazy or work hard for what you want in life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck racism, power to the people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People stay in their rut because they lack confidence. Back to the video. If you ain’t happy with yourself your hot girlfriend won’t make you happy. Back to the video.
1:48:30:
Kobes likes the video even though he doesn’t agree with everything said. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is not an alcoholic. Moar beer. Not mixing with Monster because he doesn’t want too much caffeine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is living his best life. Fuck the haters. Back to the video.
1:51:50:
Kobes has chat turned off because he doesn’t want to read comments about his dry spell. Back to the video. Kobes isn’t here to disagree with anyone to be honest. Might not do the full video because he’s only 23 minutes in. Back to the video.
1:54:44:
Everyone needs to put work into the relationship. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You have to make your life happen for you. Back to the video. Kobes relates to this next caller. Decides he’s going to do the whole video. Back to the video.
2:00:54:
You can’t control your woman so she is not a representation of you. Double standards! Back to the video for 2 seconds. The problem with our society is saying you’re not getting shot over a piece of ass. Back to the video.
2:03:40:
Sore Teeth monkey faces. Still watching the video.
2:05:49:
Men and Women use their advantages to the opposite sex and then complain. Both sides! Chewing his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. COMMUNICATION. It’s the goddamn truth. Can’t let someone else’s agenda control your agenda on the dating scene. Back to the video.
2:10:58:
Kobes doesn’t agree with saying women are acting right. Their behaviour is reflective of how they were treated previously. Back to the video. Kobes calls them out on their sexism. Back to the video.
2:16:54:
Last beer for the stream. Beer piss. Mumbles about trolls on his way to the toilet. Returns and says morals are more important than personal hygiene. Back to the video.
2:19:46:
Rant about them saying coachable women while he walks off and back into the room. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Continued coachable women rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video.
2:23:10:
Says he almost threw up in his mouth. Back to the video.
2:23:56:
Kobes is against kink shaming. Shout out to someone who sent him money to his PayPal TMDWU. Back to the video.
2:25:30:
Kobes disagrees with what’s being said. Mutual attraction. Soul mates. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women want commitment because they expect it. Back to the video.
2:27:36:
Men also bring value to a woman. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Submissive women are uninteresting. It’s the fight that keeps things interesting YouTube. Kobes is in his chilling out shorts enjoying the beautiful weather. Gender relations makes Kobes want to pull his hair out. Shills his TeeSpring. Back to the video.
2:31:53:
No one likes behaviour modification. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of Kobes hitting on a hot of age Goth chick. Shills his TeeSpring again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots hat’s said in the video. Back to the video.
2:35:00:
Gender relations – Woman respecter Kobes. Back to the video. Stop worrying about being original, just do your thing and keep women and children safe. Back to the video.
2:37:29:
Kobes explains the problem with our society YouTube. Working on songs and gender relations. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Kobes is looking pretty drunk right now.
2:40:39:
Definitely the last beer now. Checks his door for some reason. Comes back, mumbles about gender relations. Picks up food at his door.
2:44:00:
Surprise Burger King Yukbang.
2:46:13:
Lists off what he ordered. Burger hack.
2:48:18:
Drops his burger. Licks sauce off his hand and nearly pukes.
2:49:54:
Behold the monster burger. Eats burger like an apple.
2:55:14:
Puts the burger in the fridge for later.
2:56:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Just because a woman will suck your dick doesn’t mean she’s the right woman for you. Back to the video. Gets his burger and starts eating it gain. He is passing out eating his burger.
3:00:08:
Gonna pass out
3:00:47:
Stops the video to say that he’s full.
3:02:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he ordered fast food earlier, not going to lie. Got $200 coming in tomorrow. Talks about his Burger King food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
3:05:36:
Passing out. Unexpected sneeze. He’s asleep. LOL
3:43:30:
Someone knocks on the door and wakes him up. He can’t open the door. Eventually get’s it open and then ends the stream.
Lenin Lime edit of the stream:
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ShiningBrightly
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i keep seeing comments that warlord is in jail...anyone confirm this and know what he's in for?
KillThemCrackasBabies
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He is in jail per arrest reports, and the subreddit had inmate roster information I can't seem to find atm. Jord has talked about him being in jail (including telling everyone Warlord had been raped at some point) and though Josh has a habit of blatantly making shit up, as of now it seems to be true.
He's officially locked up for "failure to comply" but he has a nasty habit of beating the shit out of his wives and girlfriends on the reg, so I'd imagine it stemmed from some kind of domestic incident.
Getwhatyou
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Take note. the last video josh eats a spicey gummy and throws up and then has to rush off for a shit. Fucking hilarious
ShiningBrightly
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thx for the info. i seem to remember him talking about some sort of sexual assault incident before, i wonder if thats what josh was referring to or if something happened this time..
wanddumpster
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it truly is. that along with the little caesars today makes me feel like he may start shitting himself / parts of hismelf soon.
also theres something disturbing about josh trying to talk like a normal youtuber in the newest vid. hit the like button and subscribe for more garlic butter crimes from yaboi
KillThemCrackasBabies
kiwifarms.net
Jord kind of goes in and out with aping various mannerisms from other people, usually dropping them as randomly as he picks them up. His bizarre "rap hands for emphasis" thing he does pretty often seems to be a relatively recent development, for example.
If you've got an hour+ to kill this evening, Bitesize Cobra Vids is debuting a "Best of 2015" compilation at 9:30 Eastern
I'll tackle the 5 hour video response later. That one needs alcohol.
Start:
Chrome quit on him so he's redoing his last stream. Doing worlds hottest gummy bear challenge. TWU.
1:50:
Not drinking. Not happy he passed out on stream to be honest. Subscribe for more. Shills wands, PayPal, Tee spring, tactical soap.
4:28:
Eats the gummy bear. He's struggling.
7:38:
I'm the real king cobra get blocked
10:48:
Pukes. Snot everywhere.
12:04:
Flings snit and opens his ice cream. Shits himself.
Chrome quit on him so he's redoing his last stream. Doing worlds hottest gummy bear challenge. TWU.
1:50:
Not drinking. Not happy he passed out on stream to be honest. Subscribe for more. Shills wands, PayPal, Tee spring, tactical soap.
4:28:
Eats the gummy bear. He's struggling.
7:38:
I'm the real king cobra get blocked
10:48:
Pukes. Snot everywhere.
12:04:
Flings snit and opens his ice cream. Shits himself.
Start:
Talks about his spicy gummy challenge from the last stream. He's feeling better now. Had some ice cream and a bath.
1:36:
Still has some hair left on top. Likes his hair long. Dry spell coming in nicely.
2:43:
Paying his bills and getting wand spies with his etsy money before buying booze. Shills his PayPal. #youfon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
5:35:
Doesn't really eat spicy food anymore because it messes with his stomach. Shills his PayPal again.
7:01:
No alcohol tonight mind your business. Stomach still burning after that gummy bear.
9:17:
Chi ball
Talks about his spicy gummy challenge from the last stream. He's feeling better now. Had some ice cream and a bath.
1:36:
Still has some hair left on top. Likes his hair long. Dry spell coming in nicely.
2:43:
Paying his bills and getting wand spies with his etsy money before buying booze. Shills his PayPal. #youfon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
5:35:
Doesn't really eat spicy food anymore because it messes with his stomach. Shills his PayPal again.
7:01:
No alcohol tonight mind your business. Stomach still burning after that gummy bear.
9:17:
Chi ball
Start:
Pizza review. Pours garlic butter all over the pizza. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
1:50:
Gets mountain dew.
3:28:
Yukbang
4:32:
Cheese pull action. Saving the rest for later.
6:51:
Little chasers #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement crazy bread Yukbang.
8:00:
Saving the rest for later. Kobes likes the pizza.
Pizza review. Pours garlic butter all over the pizza. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
1:50:
Gets mountain dew.
3:28:
Yukbang
4:32:
Cheese pull action. Saving the rest for later.
6:51:
Little chasers #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement crazy bread Yukbang.
8:00:
Saving the rest for later. Kobes likes the pizza.
Start:
Shout put to people who sent him money on his PayPal. Has 3 drinks right now. Not going to drink so much he passes out on camera now. Not an alcoholic.
2:19:
BCV steals his content and is totally unoriginal. Talks about his new album. Shills his PayPal. #youdon'thavetodonayebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated complains about etsy taking some of his money.
4:43:
Financial advice from Kobes. Going to get Clint a red lobster gift card for father's day. Talks about his new album.
6:20:
Kobes is celebrating juneteenth. Fuck racism fuck sexism power to the people. Doesn't care if BCV is live to be honest.
8:05:
Puts on a Tara Babcock video. Fuck stereotypes she is blonde and smart.
9:21:
You can't squeeze your titties on patreon anymore because that's considered masturbating. Makes Kobes want to drink. Muh asperghers.
10:49:
Complains about getting demonitorised on YouTube. Explains his Milo response that got him flagged for hateful content. Shout out to Jonathan yaniv.
13:00:
Rant about YouTube not paying him. Says a fan gave him 3 cans when he was out on a walk TWU.
16:40:
Talking about having bad days. Back to the video.
18:45:
Complaining about getting demonitorised for smoking and drinking on YouTube. Kids are getting bullied on you tube.
22:30:
Tara is hit but she also has a good personality. Back to watching the video.
24:19:
Pretending to know about cars. Shout out to the fab who brought him cans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pretending to know about cars.
27:00:
Just because Tara is hot Doesn't mean she has good experiences all the time. If Kobes won the lottery he would get a model t. Pretending to know about cars.
29:47:
Bike tore is flat he'll get it fixed when his new album is done.
31:00:
Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol.
33:20:
Only having 3 drinks. Not happy that he passed out on stream this week. Going to take it easier from now on. Rant about troll texts.
35:40:
Common sense and paying attention. Comments on Tara's titties. Gender relations Double standards.
37:25:
Tara is a sexually liberated of age woman. Kobes is tired of the you need to get laid culture in society. Kobes loves of age titties. KingSoapraJFS. It's like having a wingman on your skin man. Talks about his idea for tactical soap for women.
4q:40:
Gives advice on how to deal with troll texts. Says he's destined to win the lottery and get his clock tower dream house.
44:25:
Talks about his wands. Nothing is sweeter than proving your haters wrong. Talks about how good he is at playing guitar.
46:21:
Back to the video. Recaps the story she's telling.
48:05:
Story about when he made people laugh in the hospital. Bragging about why telemarketers don't call him anymore.
50:30:
Talking about women wearing tight clothes. Gender relations Double standards. Kobes wants to make a breast enhancement pill. Talks about women laughing at men's dick sizes. Body shaaaaaming Double standards. Manscape rant. Double standards.
56:28:
Back to the video.
57:38:
Talks about camping with his gun. Talks about shooting.
1:00:30:
Over qualified for a group home rant. Back to the video.
1:01:36:
Cannabis is a big part of cobra cult he calls it the magic circle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life is a roller coaster. Talks about his alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol.
1:06:00:
Acdc singalong.
1:08:07:
Says when he googles himself he comes up as American songwriter and youtuber. Fuck chimos. Kobes oy likes the of age girls. Tactical soap.
1:11:19:
Talking about drinking in Moderation.
1:13:57:
Talking about nit being able to squeeze titties on patreon rant. Sounds like he's trying to argue that squeezing titties is not sexual. Talks about porn.
1:17:11:
Rant about his cock holster video getting flagged. Society worships the female form. Double standards. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Shills his Patreon. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Boobs shouldn't be sexualised. Pervs on Tara. Cock holster rant.
1:23:00:
Tara doesn't care if people masturbate to her so Kobes does masturbate to her. Kobes would do OF if he could make as much money as a woman on it. Don't call women bitches unless they are bitches. Gives advice for picking up of age chicks at a bar.
1:27:22:
Kobes doesn't like hearing about women crying. We must protect women children and elderly people. Says he understands women more than most men to be honest.
1:29:50:
If you've got a chick asking you for advice you've got it made dude. Advice for picking up women.
1:32:07:
Beer piss
1:34:26:
Returns. Says he washed his hands. Pocket knife fell out of his pocket. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life tests you YouTube. Grabs his slippers. Talks about pipe tobacco. Talks about his apartment being smoke free. Smokes a pipe because of Roger from 101 Dalmatians.
1:39:05:
Talks about stress and human psyche-ology. Relationship advice.
2:43:45:
Reach around work for straight couples too.
1:45:50:
Talks about his new album coming in nicely toobz. Doesn't mind smoking outside. Proof of his magic is that he got this apartment after getting evicted from his old one. Not an alcoholic. He's pleased with his recent video output this last week.
Talks about smoking a pipe and pipe tobacco.
1:51:52:
Talks about his album again TMDWU. Back to talking about how 101 Dalmatians is the reason he smokes a pipe. Talks about his wands. Won't have a gift for Clint on father's day but will get him a gift when he releases his new album.
1:58:16:
Talking about his new album and his sound.
2:00:45:
Puts on keep going from his new album and goes out to smoke his pipe.
2:09:47:
Returns. Shills his new album. Shout outs to people who gave him money to his Pay Pal Ends the stream
Shout put to people who sent him money on his PayPal. Has 3 drinks right now. Not going to drink so much he passes out on camera now. Not an alcoholic.
2:19:
BCV steals his content and is totally unoriginal. Talks about his new album. Shills his PayPal. #youdon'thavetodonayebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated complains about etsy taking some of his money.
4:43:
Financial advice from Kobes. Going to get Clint a red lobster gift card for father's day. Talks about his new album.
6:20:
Kobes is celebrating juneteenth. Fuck racism fuck sexism power to the people. Doesn't care if BCV is live to be honest.
8:05:
Puts on a Tara Babcock video. Fuck stereotypes she is blonde and smart.
9:21:
You can't squeeze your titties on patreon anymore because that's considered masturbating. Makes Kobes want to drink. Muh asperghers.
10:49:
Complains about getting demonitorised on YouTube. Explains his Milo response that got him flagged for hateful content. Shout out to Jonathan yaniv.
13:00:
Rant about YouTube not paying him. Says a fan gave him 3 cans when he was out on a walk TWU.
16:40:
Talking about having bad days. Back to the video.
18:45:
Complaining about getting demonitorised for smoking and drinking on YouTube. Kids are getting bullied on you tube.
22:30:
Tara is hit but she also has a good personality. Back to watching the video.
24:19:
Pretending to know about cars. Shout out to the fab who brought him cans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pretending to know about cars.
27:00:
Just because Tara is hot Doesn't mean she has good experiences all the time. If Kobes won the lottery he would get a model t. Pretending to know about cars.
29:47:
Bike tore is flat he'll get it fixed when his new album is done.
31:00:
Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol.
33:20:
Only having 3 drinks. Not happy that he passed out on stream this week. Going to take it easier from now on. Rant about troll texts.
35:40:
Common sense and paying attention. Comments on Tara's titties. Gender relations Double standards.
37:25:
Tara is a sexually liberated of age woman. Kobes is tired of the you need to get laid culture in society. Kobes loves of age titties. KingSoapraJFS. It's like having a wingman on your skin man. Talks about his idea for tactical soap for women.
4q:40:
Gives advice on how to deal with troll texts. Says he's destined to win the lottery and get his clock tower dream house.
44:25:
Talks about his wands. Nothing is sweeter than proving your haters wrong. Talks about how good he is at playing guitar.
46:21:
Back to the video. Recaps the story she's telling.
48:05:
Story about when he made people laugh in the hospital. Bragging about why telemarketers don't call him anymore.
50:30:
Talking about women wearing tight clothes. Gender relations Double standards. Kobes wants to make a breast enhancement pill. Talks about women laughing at men's dick sizes. Body shaaaaaming Double standards. Manscape rant. Double standards.
56:28:
Back to the video.
57:38:
Talks about camping with his gun. Talks about shooting.
1:00:30:
Over qualified for a group home rant. Back to the video.
1:01:36:
Cannabis is a big part of cobra cult he calls it the magic circle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life is a roller coaster. Talks about his alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol.
1:06:00:
Acdc singalong.
1:08:07:
Says when he googles himself he comes up as American songwriter and youtuber. Fuck chimos. Kobes oy likes the of age girls. Tactical soap.
1:11:19:
Talking about drinking in Moderation.
1:13:57:
Talking about nit being able to squeeze titties on patreon rant. Sounds like he's trying to argue that squeezing titties is not sexual. Talks about porn.
1:17:11:
Rant about his cock holster video getting flagged. Society worships the female form. Double standards. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Shills his Patreon. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Boobs shouldn't be sexualised. Pervs on Tara. Cock holster rant.
1:23:00:
Tara doesn't care if people masturbate to her so Kobes does masturbate to her. Kobes would do OF if he could make as much money as a woman on it. Don't call women bitches unless they are bitches. Gives advice for picking up of age chicks at a bar.
1:27:22:
Kobes doesn't like hearing about women crying. We must protect women children and elderly people. Says he understands women more than most men to be honest.
1:29:50:
If you've got a chick asking you for advice you've got it made dude. Advice for picking up women.
1:32:07:
Beer piss
1:34:26:
Returns. Says he washed his hands. Pocket knife fell out of his pocket. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Life tests you YouTube. Grabs his slippers. Talks about pipe tobacco. Talks about his apartment being smoke free. Smokes a pipe because of Roger from 101 Dalmatians.
1:39:05:
Talks about stress and human psyche-ology. Relationship advice.
2:43:45:
Reach around work for straight couples too.
1:45:50:
Talks about his new album coming in nicely toobz. Doesn't mind smoking outside. Proof of his magic is that he got this apartment after getting evicted from his old one. Not an alcoholic. He's pleased with his recent video output this last week.
Talks about smoking a pipe and pipe tobacco.
1:51:52:
Talks about his album again TMDWU. Back to talking about how 101 Dalmatians is the reason he smokes a pipe. Talks about his wands. Won't have a gift for Clint on father's day but will get him a gift when he releases his new album.
1:58:16:
Talking about his new album and his sound.
2:00:45:
Puts on keep going from his new album and goes out to smoke his pipe.
2:09:47:
Returns. Shills his new album. Shout outs to people who gave him money to his Pay Pal Ends the stream
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