Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

[Dick Pooman]

He didn't have to, but he did it anyway. Thanks, Bitesize...

Spoiler: Archive: KingCobraJFS Nastiest Farts Compilation

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's Kobes' latest streams:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Recorded another song for his new album. Has 2 more to do. Drinking water. Stay hydrates. Talks about a fan whose brother committed suicide. Fuck suicide rant.
2:34:
Says he's not hot enough to do OF but nor opposed to doing it because money.
3:36:
Ignore the trolls, keep doing your thing. Fick suicide.
4:13:
Puts on a raven training video.
5:01:
Checks his Etsy messages. Fuck suicide.
5:50:
Reads a positive message from a wand customer. TWU
7:17:
Kobes wants to finish his album so he can make $600 -$700. Will make more wands after that.
8:23:
Back to the video. Talks about wanting a pet raven.
9:33:
Someone in chat says Kobes is popular in India TWU. Talks about Shiva.
10:44:
Chi ball. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
11:35:
Trims his nails because chat was talking about his nails but he only did it because he wants to and not because someone told him to. Back to the video.
13:48:
Kobes doesn't talk about of age chicks he talks to on social media anymore because jealous trolls try to sabotage. Needs to shit, nit going to shit on stream. Beer pisses are different.
15:53:
Plays his new song about drinking beer. Drink when you're of age TWU. Talks about garage band and how chaturbate makes his computer run slower.
19:39:
Talks about fan's brother who committed suicide. Keep going song from his new album. Fuck suicide.
21:33:
Trolls. Shout out to people who sent him money to his PayPal. #youdon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
23:30:
Fuck suicide. Shon stop moving. Kobes goes live when he feels like it. Reading chat.
26:06:
Glued his hat together. Bans someone for saying he has Parkinson's. Reading chat and banning trolls.
27:55
Won't trim his goatee, long live Ozzy. Don't let the haters get to you. Ends stream.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE fan mail

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Thinks chat is off. Shills his po box. Shows what he got in his po box. Git a crystal for a wand.
1:49:
Got snacks. Reads the note. Shows off the snacks he got.
5:16:
Someone sent him a small Ozzy t-shirt. It doesn't fit him so he put it on Shon. Cleans away the snacks. Will review them on stream.
5:54:
Next care package. Reads the note. More snacks. Lucky Strikes. Boglim mac and cheese. King cobra malt liquor. Very excited fir the free alcohol. Snacks, cigarettes and alcohol are his favourite gifts. Not going to drink the beer all at once. Not an alcoholic. Cleans away the food.
12:28:
Shows Shon's Ozzy t-shirt.
13:26:
Talks about his apartment being smoke free now.
14:40:
King cobra melt liquor. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement he likes it. He wants them to sponsor him but will give free advertisement until companies decide to sponsor him.
16:45:
Got a compliment from a sexy of age lady.
Talks about his drink. KingSoapraJFS
18:33:
Smoke break.
24:50:
Returns and ends stream

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Drink combo

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Shout out to people who sent him money to his PayPal. Drink combo - monster plus king cobra malt liquor. Ordered ingredients for his mac and cheese video from door dash. Might do a food challenge. Might eat a whole shrimp platter in one sitting. Shout out to the of age door dash delivery girl.
4:32:
Celebrated fathers day by getting drunk and stoned. Doesn't want kids until he builds his dream house. Unwanted kids.
7:00:
Kobes would name his son Jason after Jason Voorhees. Doesn't like kids. Shills merch.
8:19:
Photo from of age chick. He gets these all the time because he's a YouTube celebrity. Blocks, Ignores, deletes troll texts.
10:21:
Phone on airplane mode. Don't send him dick pics. You will get blocked. Wants shrimp.
12:00:
Moar alcohol. Extravagant party at his dream house scenario.
13:00:
Dream house. Eco friendly and apocalypse proof.
15:23:
One more song for his album. #youdon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated Kobes fans keep him going.
17:41:
Might jerk off to chaturbate later. Talks about his dry spell and how he wouldn't do a rape. He has unspoken charisma. Fuck dolls are expensive. Real sex is better than with a sex doll. Kobes hates rape. Unspoken charisma.
22:29:
More alcohol. Can crush for the fans. Hate comments in his chat.
23:54:
Poot. Talks about his fart.
27:18:
Talks about wanting a king cobra fart compilation. Thank you BCV very cool.
29:43:
Silent fart. Explains farts. Leaves to wipe his ass probably.
32:20:
Shrimp platter. Going to eat all of it in one sitting. King cobra malt liquor. Explains how to eat shrimp. Don't eat shrimp if you're allergic. Reads chat.
36:27:
Reads shrimp package. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement struggles to open it for ages.
43:54:
Shrimp is frozen. Can't eat them yet.
46:18:
Moar alcohol. Underage drinking psa.
48:39:
Microwaves the shrimp
51:41:
Puts the shrimp in the fridge to make it cold again.
54:44:
Talks about weed.
56:25:
Alcohol psa. King cobra malt liquor #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement going to get a monster m tattoo TWU.
58:10:
Beer piss
1:00:00:
Talks about ignoring hate comments on chat. More alcohol. Energy drinks.
1:02:20:
Talks about Asian restaurants. Stop Asian hate.
1:06:31:
Can't let the haters get to you. Fuck rape. Likes his drink combo.
1:08:28:
Shows off his cradle of filth tattoo. Daniel filth screech. No vocal coach just naturally talented.
1:11:59:
No more alcohol for now. Not an alcoholic. Poot. Talks about his smelly fart.
1:13:59:
Return of the shrimp. Yukbang.
1:23:17:
Finished the platter.
1:23:55:
Piss break.
1:25:27:
Returns. Should have chugged the sauce.
Says he invented this food challenge. Okay Amberlynn.
1:30:06:
Freestyle rap. Eminem parody.
1:32:40:
Talks about the spicy gummy food challenge. Spicy food makes you hallucinate.
1:37:21:
Moar alcohol.
1:37:52:
Smoke break.
1:47:57:
Returns. Ends stream.

Shout out to Cobra's gut bacteria keeping him alive after eating that microwaved shrimp. TWU

Spoiler: ARCHIVE video response

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Video response spelled correct. Hotter than Billie Eliajh outside. Talks about an article saying that weed can increase risk of suicide. Drinking Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement #notanalcoholic. Fuck suicide, smoke weed. Turned off chat because his Sydney Watson video response will be controversial.
4:27:
Ginger asmr. There are a lot of hot girls on YouTube. Looks up the Sydney Watson video.
5:22:
Kobes supports trannys unless they are chimos. Sydney Watson video is about trannys competing in women's sports.
Trans women are not women. Men are stronger than women. Not sexist.
8:00:
Trannys competing against women because they couldn't hack it competing with men. Video for 2 seconds. Waiting patiently to die. Fuck suicide. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Demon voice. Talks about his upcoming mac and cheese video.
11:03:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Tranny rant.
13:13:
Not all feminists are radical psycho cunts. Back to tranny rant. Kobes supports trannys unless they're chimos. Shout out to Jonathan yaniv. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
16:24:
Back to the video.
17:10:
Women were never allowed to compete against men in sports. Based Terf Kobes.
19:11:
Shout out to Caitlyn Jenner and Blaire White.
20:40:
Trannys need their own sports leagues.
21:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Gender relations.
Can't say trannys are gross but trannys can say cis people are gross. Double standards. Back to the video.
24:30:
Trannys should have their own sports leagues. Kobes explains genetics. Trannys beating the shit out of women in ufc. Gender relations.
29:33:
Can't punch women in the titties. Keeps talking about how men can't hit women double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares telling women they can't do something because they're women to saying trannys can't do something because they're trannys. Moar beer. Bud light platinum. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Bud light sponsor plz. Back to talking about not being able to hit women. Spills his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
33:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in high school story time. Women don't like creepy men. Women who rejected him for being creepy regret it now because he's a YouTube celebrity. Back to the video.
3919:
Creeping on Sydney Watson.
40:02:
Back to the video. Vpn means very protected network. Use Sydney's vpn code. Talks about flaccid penises. Caitlyn Jenner and Blaire White are convincing trannys.
Gender relations.
44:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blaire White and Caitlyn Jenner are convincing trannys.
45:49:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny on screen reminds him of the principle in Matilda. Talks about Matilda.
47:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminism rant.
48:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Blaire White. Trannys are still men.
50:32:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronoun rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Can't hate women without being called a misogynist. Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
53:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Moar beer. Only 4 minutes into the video. 17 minutes to go.
55:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about female Olympic weight lifter who got into weight lifting to deal with getting sexually assaulted. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Training for the Olympics is hard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Men are better at sports than women.
1:00:11:
Back to the video. Gender based stereotypes. Explains how to change a tyre. Gender based stereotypes. Gives relationship advice.
1:07:45:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Compares trannys in sports to athletes taking steroids. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women in sports. Battle of the sexes. Gender relations.
1:11:53:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is impressed with the trannys weight lifting record. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are not as strong as men.
1:13:53:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Men are stronger than women. The female form is worshipped I our society.
1:16:31:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Tree genders rant.
1:19:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Too drunk to speak his thoughts now. Trannys in women leagues is unfair. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can't win no matter what your views are. Moar beer.
1:23:12:
Back to the video. Trannys in women's sports demonstrates how sexist society is towards women. Realises his bottles are twist tops. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys are not women.
1:26:00:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Rant about women being told they'll never be as good as the boys and then getting beat at sports by trannys. Trannys should have their own sports leagues. Kobes loves testosterone. Tranny rant. Compares trannys to chimos.
1:30:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Tranny rant. Kobes is just telling it like it is.
1:32:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes is an independent. Political rant. Gun control.
Knives are used to kill people more than guns. Gun rights.
1:37:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminists. Steroid phobe.
1:38:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Scenario of Kobes being in the special Olympics. People pretending to be disabled to be in special Olympics. Trans disabled rant.
1:43:11:
Back to the video. Trannys who don't tell dudes they are trannys are basically rapists. Last beer for the stream. Saving the last one for his cooking video. #notanalcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Being blind sucks. Kobes is thankful he was able to get his eye surgery. 7 mins left on the video. Back to the video.
1:48:28:
Talks about his upcoming cooking video. Saving a beer for later. #notanalcoholic back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Being an independent is best because it means your a free thinker. Back to the video.
1:51:44:
Kobes supports trannys but Compares Gender realignment surgery to Frankenstein. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Kobes didn't know that pre-op trannys could compete in women's sports and now his mind is blown. Talks about his upcoming cooking video. Not going to include bugs in his recipe. Saving a beer for his cooking video.
1:58:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Trannys are not women. Kobes respects women.
1:59:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Flues in Kobes apartment. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains biology. Women are slower than men because genetics. Back to talking about his upcoming cooking video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains biology.
2:03:12:
Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes supports trannys but doesn't want them shoved in his face like an unwanted cock. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
2:05:43:
Beer piss.
2:07:15:
Returns. Thinks he fucked up his stream because he accidentally opened discord. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. 4 mins left in the video and he's speeding through them because he wants to have a smoke.
2:10:02:
Violence against women is not okay unless you're a trannys beating the shit out of women in the ufc. Trannys are not women but it's a very confusing time we live in. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:13:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Trannys are more important than real women. Vegan rant. Finishes his beet. Just telling it like it is. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny Gender relations Double standards rant. Kobes loves monster energy drinks.
2:17:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. (X6)
2:24:00:
Can crush for the fans. Back to the video. Kobes' final thoughts on trannys in sports. Trannys should have their own sports leagues. Didn't intentionally drag out a 17 min video for 2 and a half hours.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE cheddar beer bacon mac and cheese

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Sound is terrible. Making boglim mac and cheese. Shows his ingredients.
2:06:
Olive oil in pan. Butter in pan. Links butter off his finger.
3:48:
Noodles in pan. Water in pan.
5:00:
Bud light platinum #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement in pan. Talks about all the cheeses he'll use in this recipe. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
10:50:
Started a small fire on his stove. Blows it out. Switches stove rings. Waiting patiently for noodles to cook. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
22:35:
Trolls think he can't cook rant. Still waiting patiently for the noodles to boil. Glass of water.
27:29:
Strains noodles.
28:22:
More butter in pan.
29:27:
Cheese powder in pan.
30:22:
Moar beer in pan.
30:47:
Cheddar cheese in pan.
32:54:
More butter in pan.
33:53:
More cheese in pan.
35:41:
Bacon in pan.
41:03:
Chips in pan.
43:24:
Mac and cheese reveal. Spongebob voices.
46:56:
Hot sauce in pan.
55:00:
Having a drink while waiting patiently for his mac and cheese to finish cooking.
57:03:
Plates up. Cooking is an art form.
58:00:
Finished mac and cheese. Says he's not really hungry. Yukbang. Says its tasty. Would make it again. Not very enthusiastic about it.

 

[Taint_fairy]

Hey.
I'm too lazy to make a parody on him, but for the reddit page I thought that someone maybe can do a skit on this cobra scene from The Junglebook (1942)?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Rebel Revolution, the new album by King Cobra JFS is out now on Deathbed Tapes

So mote it be, youtube. Fuck rape.

 

[Goyaanisqatsi]

Rebel Revolution, the new album by King Cobra JFS is out now on Deathbed Tapes

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So mote it be, youtube. Fuck rape.

another avant-garde metal classic

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE

Talking about his new album, People are buying his merch. Does an album preview. Shout out to Deathbed Tapes. TMDWU!

Homedad Clint can finally get his red lobster gift card TWU

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

The shape of his nails was never this noticeable to me until now.

 

[Mr Sister]

I know it's been said a bunch but.... man it's amazing how little he has improved his guitar skills. I honestly don't think he even likes music at all, just the aesthetic of being a goth rocker

 

[Info Player Start]

Damn, did he get a new place? it almost looks clean

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

The shape of his nails was never this noticeable to me until now.

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Chat kept talking about his nails the last few streams but I never noticed his thumb nails were so long until then. It could be a recent thing that for some reason he's decided to leave them long and keep the rest short. He even trimmed his nails on stream because people kept bringing it up.

Here's more BCV summaries and 2016 archives:

Spoiler: ARCHIVES & BCV SUMMARIES JULY 2nd - 17th 2016

My date was canceled last night 2016-07-02
It was this close to happening! Tina apparently can't decide if she wants to be Scotty's fuck buddy or girlfriend so the date got cancelled | 1:35 Josh doesn't want to hear the comments | 2:22 Josh is sick of getting excited for a date then let down | 4:00 Josh describes exactly what happened | 4:55 Josh is waiting to delete comments | 5:30 Scotty and Tina ruined a chance for Josh to meet Izzy | 6:33 Josh feels like quitting dating all together but still likes women | 7:47 Josh should have pussy falling into his lap because he has muscles and big penis | 9:00 Josh thought Scotty would patch things up so they could go out but no | 10:00 Josh got messages asking if he got laid, he's hurt from being rejected | 11:50 Scotty has been trying but it's been months | 12:41 dog analogy | 13:13 Josh woke up late getting to work at Wendys | 13:55 last night was huge let-down | 14:47 Josh doesn't want to play anymore | 16:36 Josh waited until 4am until hoping things would patch up | 19:10 Josh almost didn't make this video | 19:20 Josh's work schedule has changed because people calling Wendys when Josh is working | 21:24 Josh was looking forward to the date | 24:40 Josh says he has 5 more years in his prime until it slips away |

New album and discussing the finer point of shot gunning 2016-07-02 Josh's new album uploaded to tunecore properly but had to remove samples from other bands | 2.49 Josh talks about his binaural beat | 5:43 Josh has decided not to give up dating but will be more patient | 6:31 prior to the date, Josh had confidence and was happy, he had other girls checking him out | 8:43 Josh likes to play GTA V online and had a FOUR star wanted level | 14:12 Josh was bummed about his date getting cancelled | 15:30 Josh has been living his apartment for 2, 3, FOUR, five years and someone he knew broke into his house but skipped town | 16:00 Josh shows off his shotgun and talks about it for 20 minutes | 36:27 Josh talks about catholic molests kids | Gender based double standers suck 2016-07-03 Josh rants about how women can check out dudes dicks and dubble standers | 6:30 people call Josh googly eyes freak | its been a shitty couple of weeks in America 2016-07-09 Josh took a break from the tubes | 0:43 Josh went to hot topics for eyeliner and Spencer's to get his gauntlet ring | Josh talks about the recent mass shoots and police brutality | 5:00 Hillary Clinton got the Democratic nominee and Josh thinks she cheated Bernie out of it and it was rigged | 8:30 Josh went on OkCupid and started talking to a cute girl and she may be coming over later | 12:18 Josh has been trying out new shampoo for his hair to thicken up his hair | Why is dateing so difficult 2016-07-10 Josh has not decided to give up on dating, just not make it his main focus | 0:30 the OkCupid date backed out last minute and the Cradle of Filth 'Jesus is a cunt' shirt was sold out | 2:33 Josh gives a shout out to the Illogical Contraption podcast (Josh was on this podcast on 4/30/2016 and the 7/10/2016) | 3:12 Josh made the effort to use OkCupid but it got cancelled and Josh asked for a refund | 4:33 Gothic King Cobra shirts are being sold $20 each (same person who did the pins) | 5:00 Josh says he has a cult following | 5:08 Josh was talking about the interview on the podcast | 8:00 Josh talks about it being hard to date when you Asperger's | 13:37 Josh hasn't given up on dating, there are too many cute girls out there | 20:30 Josh has 3,512 subscribers | 23:13 a commenter says Josh's hair is looking good | 25:16 Josh mentions he's going to the faire with Scotty tomorrow | 26:33 Scotty has not died | Hanging out at the Fair 2016-07-12 Josh is out with his homeboy Scotty and a new character called Joe | Josh's homeboy Scotty is in fact not dead, sad times | The boys are kicking it at the Central Wyoming Fair (last day of free admission) | [1:03] Josh's favourite ride is 'the freakout' it's the shit apparently | [2:29] Josh's new catchphrase is 'ain't nothin' but a goth thang' | Plenty of 'god damn cute girls' at the fair | [3:37] Josh's OkCupid date got cancelled, she never showed up | [4:00] Someone asked Izzy (the girl that Josh was meant to go out on a double date with) to the fair so now she has a man now | Josh isn't too happy about that but he is happy for her, but I'm sure he wanted to be the one getting his dick wet | [4:55] Josh thinks OkCupid is a bunch of bullshit | Scotty has a few YouTube channels now | [7:12] Josh says Izzy couldn't wait forever and once she found out Josh had a date (the OkCupid one) she went with someone else | Scotty has been trying to get Josh a girlfriend but it hasn't worked | [7:50] Scotty reassures us that he's trying and it will happen but Josh talks smack about himself being ugly | The gang hasn't got any money to go on the rides, but they would rather just walk around checking out the scene | [10:03] With all the dates being cancelled Josh is feeling a little 'sexually unattractive' right now | [10:55] People keep saying Scotty's dead, but he's right there! | [12:56] Cute girls as far as Josh's lazy eye can see, a rockstar like Josh has to behave himself though! | [13:33] Josh has an awkward conversation with a blonde normal guy | [16:20] H20 YEAAAH | [16:36] Hackey sackin' commences | [18:12] Josh is thinking about giving up on dating and companionship again | [19:18] Josh blames himself, he thinks if he didn't go on okcupid and look for a girlfriend, he would may have gotten a date with Izzy | [21:35] Josh talks about giving up on dating again. Funny enough Scotty gets defensive about finding Josh a date | [23:43] Josh is self aware he repeats himself | When Josh films people, girls stare at him like he's a creep | [30:25] Josh sees a couple making out or something, isn't happy about it | [35:30] Scotty is alive! | [36:33] Josh is back to 'giving up dating', also drops the charade and describes himself as a disgusting, ugly fuck and worthless. Josh is fun to hang around with | [37:00] Scotty thinks Josh is ugly too, tries to make Josh feel better by saying that Rick Ross is ugly and still gets girls. Josh doesn't know who Rick Ross is | [43:00] Josh's tripshorts come undone | [49:43] Josh can't read a DBZ shirt | [1:09:00] Josh thinks if he pops a viagra and walks around with his dick out, he will get a girl I'm not gay and I'm not trans 2016-07-13 Josh talks about going to the faire with Scotty | 1:00 had Josh known the OkCupid date was going to cancel, he would have went with Izzy, Izzy has a boyfriend now | 1:50 Scotty has been determined to find Josh a date | 2:23 someone suggested Josh try the same sex and he said no, he's straight | 3:00 people on YouTube have said the right girl will come along | 3:44 faire talk and about the cute girls there | 5:00 people keep asking Josh if he's trans and he's not | 6:35 Scotty and Tina are now dating | 7:00 Josh talks about the OkCupid date again, Josh understands because people online can be creepy and weird | 10:12 Josh appreciated Scotty trying to hook him up but he keeps getting rejected | 11:20 people question Josh's sexuality and Josh is here to confirm he's a guy and he's straight | 11:42 if Josh couldn't get a girlfriend, he would get a sex doll or go a-sexual before he tried going gay | 12:42 Josh's eyelines has faded | 14:00 Josh checks out his hair, it's growing in nicely | 14:56 people suggested Josh make a Kickstarter to get a sex doll | 15:53 Josh feels unattractive when dates cancel on him | 16:51 people keep saying ditch Scotty and do it himself | 19:15 Josh pulls out a hair and appreciates the compliments of his hair | 23:57 Josh is getting annoyed at people trying to impersonate him on YouTube | 25:44 Josh finished Ozzy's wand | 26:00 Josh shows off the wand | 27:41 Josh has been using a 2 litre bottle of genetic mountain dew as a water bottle | Specking my mind 2016-07-14 Josh has a big problem with Pokemon Go because it's too popular and most of them have never played the original games | 2:31 Josh doesn't have a problem with it, he doesn't get the obsession of it | 3:34 Josh is getting sick of the trolls and stole Josh's faire video and read the bad comments | 4:36 Josh wasn't filming the girls there | 5:00 Josh hates when couples are too over the top with PDA | 6:49 Josh is confident to wear whatever he wants and talks about not wearing goth clothing in work at Wendys | 7:00 Josh is confident with his sexuality and people hate it | 7:31 Josh has cast some dark magic against his trolls | 8:15 when Josh gets a girlfriend 18 or over, he will have the last laugh and he pulls off the sexy goth bad boy look | 8:43 Josh won't change who he is for some pussy | 10:00 Josh says if his newest album had as much fandom as Pokemon Go, he would be a rockstar but he is a semi rockstar | 11:17 people weren't running away from him at the faire | 11:35 two Sheriff's approached Scotty and Josh about filming people | 15:00 fuck the haters, Josh makes his videos for his fans and talks about trolls hating hating his videos | 16:38 Josh wasn't trying to creep anyone out at the faire | 17:09 some of the girls are cute but he won't take his chances if they aren't 18 because he hates pedos | Josh talks about politics | 21:50 Josh wants to boycott the elections | 22:38 Josh likes the shampoo he's using | 24:00 Josh takes his videos and posts them on gay websites | 26:11 Josh has cast a dark circle of magic on his trolls and they will get theirs Food mash up 2016-07-16 Josh talks about bullying and the YouTube poop 'I'm gay and I'm trans', Josh says he's straight | 1:22 Josh took a Wendys burger and a hot pocket and mashed them together | 2:00 people are annoyed Josh can be himself | Josh eats the burger and talks about vegans | 13:36 people are intimidated by Josh or else they wouldn't make fun of him | Josh talks about Hillary, Pokemon Go | 18:00 Josh says Wendys has the best salads and his dirty nails | 19:00 Josh got asked where the water was in Wendys and talks about being professional | 23:42 Josh claims he's clean shaven by Wendys allows some whiskerage | Smoking out of a hooka 2016-07-16 Josh smokes out of a hookah... it's 16 seconds long The laws of attraction 2016-07-17 Josh is outside riding his bike to work at Wendys | [ 0:14] Josh likes his bikes | [0:24] even though it's a 3 speed it's a FOUR speed with his feet | [2:54] Josh watches out for predestrians | [3:13] Josh talks about Scotty trying to set him with a girl but he isn't afraid to say he has standards | [5:19] Josh isn't picky when it comes to women but at the same time he has standers | [6:20] Josh sets up a hypothetical about and Asian man and calls it, his own kind | [9:35] Josh asks someone for an extra cigarette and gets one! | [10:23] Josh sniffs the air for pot | [12:07] If the zombie apocalypse hits, smokers won't be the gross people for smoking | [12:48] back to talking about dating, Josh says sometimes you have to settle for what you get if you want to fuck | [14:57] if someone asks you out but you aren't into them, let them down gently | [17:10] Josh spots a buck and starts recording it | [23:33] Josh may be goth but he's very professional when it comes to his job, he takes pride in his punctuality | [26:00] be careful if you have a crush on your friend | [34:25] Josh is thinking about saving up 2 grand for a sex doll | [35:00] Josh isn't the type of person you want to run over, he will beat the fuck out of you | [3550] Josh found a sex doll to buy the doll | [36:25] Josh talks about saving up the money for the doll | [36:41] Josh complains about the lack of women in Casper | [38:35] Josh says if he starts saving but gets a girlfriend and spend it on something else, he talks about loving a sex doll | [41:11] Josh mentions his PayPal My political thoughts 2016-07-17 20:20 doing food mash ups gets you views, not trolling hetero sexy goth bad boys | 2:00 - 18:50 Josh talks about politics, Bernie, Hillary screwing him over, women presidents and Trump | 19:20 Josh watches a video a girl talking about Chantix | 31:14 Fuck Elliot Rogers, Josh busts a rap about killing him | 32:26 - 33:40 Josh talks about trolls and the 'I'm gay' YouTube poop and talks about it being slander | Josh talks about Chantix again | 46:31 Josh talks about the Hey there Delilah story | 49:11 someone asks Josh for a piece of fabric from his chair to smoke | Got that trolls account taken down 2016-07-17 The YouTube poop 'I'm gay' got taken down and Josh is happy | 6:29 your account has been terminated! | 28:09 - 30:59 Josh starts trimming his nails and talking about the troll video | 31:04 Josh talks about the girl in high school that would tell him to stop looking at her when he looked and says she must of had a crush on him | 43:21 Josh isn't getting pissed off, he's getting even | 43:36 Josh talks about Dominos pizza | 44:30 fart |

 

[SnusBurns]

Damn, did he get a new place? it almost looks clean

Yeah he got evicted via not having his lease renewed. He moved early Nov 2020.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I grabbed a copy of the new album like I did last time thanks to death bed tapes sending me (and others ) an email in advance.

That Avant guard comment above is so perfect. I will say he put way more work into this album then he did the love and vanity album. Love and vanity album sounded like he took guitar tracks and just dump them on top of the boot-legged hip hop beats.

This record rebel revolution once again has the exact same multi-layered punched in mess of vocals however there are some very small glimpses of awareness of positioning and production. What I mean is he actually used more regular rock guitar hard rock guitar loops from Garageband, and actually kind of thought out riffs. I dare say it almost sounds like on a few of the first tracks he actually practiced the rifts before recording them like he wrote the riff and and even though they're simple riffs they sound incredible coming from him because he usually places the same three riffs on everything. He even has a solo that while it has a lot of the typical crappy noodling sound he actually sat down and using portions of what he learned from the national anthem created a coherent if not sloppy solo bridge section.

Outside of those couple of positive, for king cobra JFS anyway, items that I said... The content itself is literally a rehash of love and vanity and every video he does.

Again, he did put some thought some actual work into this album but it's not anything I would ever be proud of from anybody else.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Until he drops the "Dani Filth Scream" I'm not checking any of them out.

 

[Dick Pooman]

This record rebel revolution once again has the exact same multi-layered punched in mess of vocals however there are some very small glimpses of awareness of positioning and production.

The multi-layered vocal tracks that are always a few tenths of a second out of sync of one another is pretty much his calling card at this point. You're right about your second point, too. There were a few times where I thought I could have been listening to some random high school punk/metal band. I definitely think it's a "better" effort than his last few attempts.

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes doing a stream to celebrate his new album.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

This was a really old video that had been seen a lot over the years but I never actually watched all of it, I assumed the "laughed at a guys Mom for dying" was because the guy bullied Kobes. it was actually a guy who wanted to be his friend that got on his nerves. I also didn't realize it was like a 20 minute gloat session over it. Jord is a real piece of shit.

 

[BallBuster]

Rebel Revolution, the new album by King Cobra JFS is out now on Deathbed Tapes

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So mote it be, youtube. Fuck rape.

So you can hear him strumming the guitar strings in every song and it might be the most annoying thing in the world. Also his attempt to sound like King Diamond in every song is so beyond cringe.