Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

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someone should forward this to his landlord.
It would be super gay for someone here to do that.
Back home from surgery stream. Going to be moving to the new place this weekend. His trolls are jealous of his new place. Wands have been shipped. He wore those medical grandma sunglasses the entire stream so no image of his straightened eyes yet.

30 minutes in Josh tries to convince them his magic is real by showing his chi ball

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Latest stream:

Start:
  • Ordered lots of McDonalds
4:30:
  • McDonalds mukbang
8:10:
  • Talking about fans texting him for advice
  • Back to eating
12:30:
  • Says he’s getting $100 tomorrow so he knows he can afford all this McDonalds
17:00:
  • Complaining about Door Dash getting orders wrong
23:47:
  • Misses the armrest on his chair and drops his nuggets
30:00:
  • Feeling full and sick now. Going to just finish the nuggets and have the burgers as snacks later.
  • Talking about YouTubers eating huge amounts of food for food challenges.
38:00:
  • Can’t finish the nuggets. He just wanted to provide an entertaining Mukbang and gender relations rant.
  • Going to have the 2 nuggets for breakfast tomorrow
  • Says he has to take a shit
43:39:
  • Poot
44:00:
  • Complaining about Reddit trolls doxing him
44:29:
  • Poot
45:02:
  • Poot
49:00:
  • Talking about his new apartment
  • Donated a lot of clothes and hats he didn’t need to the thrift store
52:50:
  • Talks about a kid with aspergers who wandered out into the snow and died
59:13:
  • Poot
  • Back to female fan who asked him for advice, sounds like a post from R/AITA. Friends boyfriend groped her while they were out and his girlfriend was in the bathroom. Kobes advice is be there for your friend and goes on about being nice to ugly people.
1:04:00:
  • Women are bitches, slut shaming etc.
  • Sisterhood! Girl power!
1:08:00:
  • Toxic masculinity - Just let him drink his Long Island Ice tea in peace
1:10:00:
  • Shills his people suck I need a beer tshirt
  • Starts watching a video on female James Bond
1:14:47:
  • RIP Sean Connery but Kobes doesn’t like the way he talked about women
1:17:00:
  • Woke Hollywood doesn’t care about Black People they are just making money off pretending to be progressive
1:22:00:
  • Kobes version of new female JAmes Bond would be that original James Bond had lots of illegitimate children and they are all grown up and become spies and it’s a story of diversity and friendship.
1:25:00:
  • Thinks people don’t like Amy Schumer because she is vulgar and women should be proper. No one bats an eye when Larry the Cable Guy makes a fart joke. (People don;t like Amy Schumer because she is an unfunny joke thief)
1:30:00:
  • Women don’t have strong female role models so female bond is a good idea
1:35:36:
  • Men can’t hit women and Kobes thinks this is unfair. I really think Kobes wants to hit some women, he says this so often.
  • If Kobes was James Bond 008, using his wit and a colt King Cobra
1:43:00:
  • Women in the Western world can’t complain about being oppressed or slut shamed because the Middle East exists.
1:53:26:
  • Poot
 
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It would be super gay for someone here to do that.
Not only gay, but what exactly would you say? "Excuse me, Mr. Landlord. One of your tenants is cuming in the privacy of his own apartment he rents from you! Stop him! He's not even cleaning it up!"

Can’t finish the nuggets. He just wanted to provide an entertaining Mukbang and gender relations rant.
Going to have the 2 nuggets for breakfast tomorrow
This has been one of the funnier backpedals he does. He always describes his orders as "food challenges" and when he fails they always are "just for fun" and then "he doesn't do food challenges youtube".
Does anyone else see how he only eats one big meal a day and then just kind of sits around digesting.
Isn't that how real cobras are?
The last time he ordered McDonalds after he ate the nuggets he said something like "Look at that, trolls. Just crushed 20 spicy mcnuggets"
Goddamn Josh, you didn't need to btfo us like that :(
 

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Does anyone else see how he only eats one big meal a day and then just kind of sits around digesting.
Isn't that how real cobras are?
LOL, he's just trying to live up to his name sake.

I do think he intentionally orders a load of food just so he will have more for later or the next day and just won't admit it on YouTube for some reason.

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Latest Chillin stream:
Start:
- Wearing his blind people glasses. I'm dying for a proper eye reveal.
- Says he hasn't been able to move because of the weather
- Doctor gave him eye drops and extra strength Tylenol for his eyes.
3:00:
- Election rant
6:52:
- Says he has his new lease signed and will be moving as soon as the weather gets better.
- Not drinking while recovering from his eye surgery and while taking Tylenol.
- Back to talking about the election.
9:47:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
- Back to talking about the election.
13:34:
- Watching a video about Trump
- Ranting about Democraps and Repooplicans.
24:00:
- Ranting about double standards in genders.
27:50:
- Talking about Johnny Depp being a wife beater.
30:33:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
32:16:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Watches the video for the rest of the stream without saying anything.

I've realized his hat reminds me of Paddington bear's hat.
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Latest chillin stream:
Sound is really bad for this one I can't hear half of what he's saying.
Start:
- Wearing his blind man sunglasses.
- He's got Richie Reit on VC on Discord.
- Might make a dirty Christmas t-shirt
- Might do some parody Christmas songs
3:56:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
7:00:
- Talking about packing up his stuff
- Will continue making wands when he's moved into his new place.
- Has to wear the glasses for another couple of days and has to use eye drops and extra strength Tylenol.
11:40:
- Patting himself on the back for finding an apartment before 30th November and will be moving out before then too which is what he planned to do.
14:07:
- Shows off his bottle of extra strength Tylenol. No drinking while he's taking these TMDWU
17:15:
- Eye Reveal!
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- Does his eye drops
23:59:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Owning the trolls by making super cool wands.
26:09:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Him and Clint are cleaning the apartment so take that trolls
29:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
30:04:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Clint is proud of his for getting a new apartment
37:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Talking about sexism in comedy
- Women can be just as funny as men and women can be just as manipulative as men
40:31:
- No Pusseh routine
44:13:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Thinks women leaving crusty tampons all over the house is comparable to men leaving dirty socks on the floor.
47:25:
- Real men give their girlfriends their last cigarette.

Start:
- Will be in this apartment for another few days
- Got lots of Taco Bell
3:12:
- Mukbang
- Very excited that toasted cheddar chalupas are back.
24:00:
- Moving later this week
- Drink combination mango fiest tea and baja blast

Kobes eats tacos the same way an otter eats clams
 

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> Thinks women leaving crusty tampons all over the house is comparable to men leaving dirty socks on the floor.
Cobes has obviously never had a live-in girlfriend in his life, because while most men DO leave dirty socks on the floor, I'd say 99.9% of women DO NOT leave crusty tampons all over the house.
 

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Latest Chillin stream:
- Eye is looking a lot less bloody, no blind man sunglasses. I can't hear anything he's saying though because the sound is so low. I had to put on the subtitles.
- He's going to be moving out by Novemebr 30th and mostly packed up everything.
- Realizes he's on his last smoke so puts it out to save it for later.
- Blind man sunglasses are back
- He's planning on following the rules in his new place, not make lots of noise late at night and pay the rent on time. No more late night streams when he moves.
- He's cut down on his drinking a lot. Just having a little night cap before bed.
- Talking about getting bullied.
- He's not addicted to smoking
- Talking about how he's making the best out of being kicked out of his apartment
- Talking about the election
- Damn Leftists and their riots.
- There's countries out there with no Democracy
- Both Democrats and Republicans are cheating the election.
- Back to talking about getting bullied
- Stream cuts off abruptly

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Tacos On My Mind - Music Video / KingCobraJFS • Nov 17, 2020 - From Spooky Tuning 🌮


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Some classic KingCobraJFS: cruising in the hallway

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Start:
- Trying to prove he can control his drinking by only having 2 drinks tonight, the drink he had earlier, the drink he's drinking and a whiskey sour later. Math?
- Apologizes for his eye looking gross
- Men are also held to unreachable beauty standards.
- Look good for you
- Doesn't care he has a beer gut and is balding
7:20:
- Might get his Monetization back on YouTube
- 2020 was shit for everyone
11:50:
- Googles what the world population is to prove that getting turned down by one person is no big deal
- Back to beauty standards
15:00:
- Not taking Tylenol tonight so he can drink
- Gives relationship advice
- Gender relations rant
20:20:
- Says he's going to post less personal stuff on Social Media
24:00:
- Judge people on how they treat other people
25:50:
- Bullies
- He is a famous YouTuber
27:31:
- Jack Daniels and country time lemonade drink combination
33:36:
- Guitar shredding
- Owning the trolls by playing guitar good
35:46:
- How to get spooky tuning
43:29:
- Gender relations rant
 

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