Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

with prawmajawn sauce
True & Honest Fan
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Funny Xmas shirt coming in nicely toobz
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get em while you can, youtube. Only $28.99.
 

Ellesse_warrior

Plz dox thumb
True & Honest Fan
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That's his jerking-off-to-of-age-women arm TWU 💪

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Well he's certainly getting all his streams in now before taking a break!
Funny Xmas shirt coming in nicely toobz
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get em while you can, youtube. Only $28.99.
He should have made one saying Christmas sucks I need a beer

This whole stream was just Josh creating his new shirt while ignoring the chat.
Start:
- Talks about his Facebook post that he will be taking a break.
- Designing his new holiday themed tshirt
26:51:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
29:57:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
32:07:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
35:34:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
39:09:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
53:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
Ends the stream as soon as he's finished with the shirt.

This whole stream is Josh ranting about pubes
Start:
- Says he's taking a break until Friday
- Doing no shave November
- If he sells enough of his Christmas shirts he will donate some money to St. Judes.
4:10:
- Starts watching an incel video
7:10:
- Not buying shit is a slap in the face to people who can't afford to buy shit
- Women have periods and that sucks but watering plants with period blood is unacceptable
- Homeless people exist
- Must be a vegan feminazi
12:10:
- Gender relations
14:00:
- Feminism
17:36:
- Unshaven pits is unacceptable
- Whole big rant about shaving boy hair
27:00:
- Not trimming pubes when on a period can cause infection
29:00:
- Trim your pubes and wash with tactical soap!
32:43:
- This girl needs a good dicking
33:44:
- Ranting about trannys
36:10:
- Men are also judged on having pubes
43:00:
- Women must shave because of evolution
47:00:
- Ranting about this woman using cloths instead of toilet paper (Wait till Kobes finds out reusable diapers are a thing!)
- Toilet roll is a luxury and this bitch is ungrateful for not using it
- Rant about how in the 1700's they didn't use toilet paper( Pretty sure they used rags like this girl does and I think he thinks she flushes them instead of washing the cloths and reusing them)
56:00:
- Ranting about smelly people
57:15:
- People talking to Kobes through the window
59:36:
- Ranting about this woman watering her plants with her period blood. (She empties it into the bucket that collects her shower water and uses that water for her plants because it's good fertilizer and not wasting water)
1:04:00:
- Shills his shirt again.
1:07:10:
- Guitar shredding

Latest chillin stream:
Start:
- Doing laundry
- He does his laundry one load at a time
- Talking about how he doesn't need to drink all the time
6:51:
- Watching Sniperwolf watch a Dhar mann skit (These are videos for people to learn English but also meant to have a moral to each story)
16:55:
- Josh says the skit is an emotional roller coaster
24:42:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
27:44:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
30:27:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
31:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
31:22:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Kobes explains wear babies come from
37:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
39:30:
- Watching a video on guitar shredding
47:37:
- Guitar shredding
1:11:25:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Leaves
- Ends the stream when he returns
 

KillThemCrackasBabies

kiwifarms.net
Who else just really, honestly loves Cobes? He is not like a regular lol cow to me. Theres just something endearing about him to me.
There's a level of realism to the sexy gothic bad boy that is missing from your run of the mill cow. Most of them are so cartoonish they seem like characters, but in my opinion Cobes seems like someone you either did know at one point, or someone you think you could have encountered in your day to day business. That level of vicarious familiarity, for me, makes him more appealing to me.
 

Samarye

Whys it take 5 rounds of WHORES for 1 tequilla?
kiwifarms.net
There's a level of realism to the sexy gothic bad boy that is missing from your run of the mill cow. Most of them are so cartoonish they seem like characters, but in my opinion Cobes seems like someone you either did know at one point, or someone you think you could have encountered in your day to day business. That level of vicarious familiarity, for me, makes him more appealing to me.
Yesssss. Thank you for this.


I am still off the kobes livestreams for a bit, cos the cum on the carpet and cock shot are just- idk. Disturbing? Makes him less innocent. So. Yeah. I wish id never seen that. As a kiwi tho- its my fate; i guess.

Same tho. I love the kobes, watching him cum wdNwu yho.
 

Ellesse_warrior

Plz dox thumb
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
That photo looks like a security camera still from a crime watchers type show.

Some new Spooky Tuning Edits:



chilin stream:
Start:
- Doing his laundry.
- Watching a 'Jennifer Molesti' video on gender relations
- His responses are all relationship advice
15:00:
- No one cares about mens feelings
- Back to watching the video and giving relationship advice
33:00:
- Giving life advice
34:20:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Back to watching the video and giving life advice
35:24:
- If you haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years do what Kobes does and watch hot girls on chaterbate *wank noises
38:11:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Gives dating advice
48:49:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Clean your house you will get the sex
53:50:
- Women don't like to clean when they have periods

Link to his latest stream, I'll summarize it later:
 

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