Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

with prawmajawn sauce
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Wyoming Gothic c. 1832
oil on canvas
TWU youtube
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Start:
- Talking about moving to his new apartment
- Get's a prank phone call
5:00:
- Boost drink powder for eye health. Not a sponsor, free advertisement
11:40:
- Might do an apartment tour after he moves his stuff out
16:00:
- His eyes are feeling much better. They are not as painful anymore and he can move them.
- He's no longer legally blind
19:40:
- Next summer Kobes and homedad are maybe going to go to London to see Big Ben. It depends on whether or not the repairs for Big Ben are finished by then.
- Googles when restorations are due to be completed
23:38:
- Shills Christmas shirt
- Shills his wall tapestry
29:00:
- He's actually reading the chat and interacting
32:46:
- Recommends Fort Collins Eye Surgery for all your eye medical needs.
- Kobes would never tattoo his eyeballs, he might get the colored contacts
36:45:
- Would like to get a black light ink all seeing eye on his forehead
- Thinks he might be able to get his 'monitorization' privileges back on YouTube but thinks trolls will mess that up for him.
41:22:
- If he makes enough money from his t-shirts he will donate $100 to St. Judes.
43:35:
- He is over the Valentines day drama and getting banned because a Holly Wolf got a ban on YouTube for showing her body too.
47:03:
- Tattoo show and tell
48:50:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Flexing
51:32:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
52:55:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
59:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Checks the spelling on his Christmas shirt
1:04:00:
- Realizes he forgot to put an apostrophe in 'Santa's'
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
1:06:15:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
1:06:27:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
1:08:28:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
1:11:24:
- Talking about BCV
- Reacting to BCV
1:12:18:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Says he's hiring a lawyer and he's going to get the subreddit taken down
- Starts watching BCV. Says he knows some people watch BCV because they don't have the time to watch his full streams but they are slanderers too.
- Finishes the video and says there's nothing to react to.
1:19:55:
- Reading his subreddit and fake laughing
1:29:03:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
1:40:00:
- Ranting about his gender relations rants
1:42:47:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
1:43:00:
- Watching a video about a preying mantis
1:49:37:
- Kobes is a great neighbor
1:51:33:
- Goes to check the mail
1:55:48:
- Returns
- One of glasses lenses went dark in the sunlight
2:07:12:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:10:06:
- Guitar shredding
2:17:43:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Back to shredding
2:20:56:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:21:00:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Still shredding
2:23:10:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:25:38:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:26:00:
-Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:27:51:
-Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:28:00:
-Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:28:20:
-Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
2:29:57:
-Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Back to shredding.
- Cuts stream.

This stream was actually one of his better ones. It makes a huge difference when he interacts with the chat. I hope he does that more now that his eyes are fixed.

New BCV:
 

Desparagus

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Tattoo tour photo. I thought that Cobra on his left forearm was better quality than it actually is. Blurry and faded. Two pot leaves too, didn't know that. Ozzy knucks look bad. Craple of Filth tat looks bad too, Not even going to add his penis logo tatt.
Someone pointed out to me that his Cobra looks like it's made of avocados and I haven't been able to unsee it since.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Tattoo tour photo. I thought that Cobra on his left forearm was better quality than it actually is. Blurry and faded. Two pot leaves too, didn't know that. Ozzy knucks look bad. Craple of Filth tat looks bad too, Not even going to add his penis logo tatt.
There's so many blown out lines on the cradle of filth one his arm looks dirty. The cobra looks like it was applied okay but the artwork is just not great. The knuckles are just a monstrosity
 

Pineapple Fox

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There's so many blown out lines on the cradle of filth one his arm looks dirty. The cobra looks like it was applied okay but the artwork is just not great. The knuckles are just a monstrosity
I agree and the thing that bugs me about it the most is while the lettering is correct in that the E in Cradle and F in Filth are smaller in size just like the logo, it looks real dumb because the words are stacked down his arm instead of beside each other. Better real estate would be his sternum or lower back ;)
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Ellesse_warrior

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I agree and the thing that bugs me about it the most is while the lettering is correct in that the E in Cradle and F in Filth are smaller in size just like the logo, it looks real dumb because the words are stacked down his arm instead of beside each other. Better real estate would be his sternum or lower back ;)
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Maybe the tattoo artist was suffering from the same eye condition as Kobes
 

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