Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Goth who thinks he can control weather, disgusting food mashups, Lazy eye, totally not balding

Ellesse_warrior

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Kate Winslet edit of the swiftbucks stream:
TardHub latest best of reddit edit:
I don’t think this one was linked:
Working on his last two stream archives now.
 
You know given how he was spacing out mid-sentence so often lately I didn't even really think he was capable of talking so much and so "coherently" anymore. "Toddler" enraging him so much was fucking gold.

Also his eye is completely cocked again by the end of the video. It's a bit more straight at the conclusion of the video but it's apparent that it'll be back to the way it was by Spring.
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Ellesse_warrior

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Start:
  • Talking about Leeann Michelle’s video about him
  • Plays video
  • BCV takes him out of context rant
6:00:
  • Calls her out for looking exhausted that he’s talking about gender relations
  • Checks her subscriber count
8:40:
  • Talks about YouTube censoring him for responding to a trany video
  • Streamlabs not streamyard!
  • Explains why he doesn’t use streamlabs right now
  • Troll chargeback rant
16:00:
  • It’s cigarette ash on his t-shirt get over it
  • Flexes about having a teespring account
  • It’s Tactical soap on his pants
18:30:
  • Sometimes he doesn’t spend all of his money on alcohol
  • Rant about people judging him
20:00:
  • Talking about how unbothered he is.
  • Rant about boollies
23:50:
  • Resting stink face
  • Weird metaphor about a guy burning ants with a magnifying glass but the guy with the magnifying glass is coof?
27:00:
  • Do you have any idea what it’s like to be an Asian…
  • She’s brought out his PC warrior
  • What if coof was started by a woman?
29:00:
  • Racism is at an all time high because of coof
  • Attacking someone’s nationality is racism
32:00:
  • Not blaming coof on his dry spell
  • Totally not bothered about his dry spell
  • Complaining about women
36:00:
  • He cleans!
  • Kobes has a dishwasher!
  • Not bitching about being single. Bitching about gender relations
  • Googles capitalization
  • Trolls taking him out of context
39:00:
  • Leave Sydney Watson alone!
  • Rant about OF and the dating scene capitalizing on loneliness
41:00:
  • Explains why he had 3 beers in his pocket
  • Didn’t drink all 3. It’s called moderation!
  • Counts the steps to his kitchen from his chair
  • Bragging about being able to handle his alcohol
  • Doesn’t have a drinking problem
46:00:
  • He’s so angry about being called a toddler
  • Takes off his pants to show he doesn’t wear diapers and therefore is not a toddler
  • Adults are overgrown children
49:00:
  • LeeAnn is jealous of Sydney Watson
  • Chaturbate is free so he doesn’t use OF
51:00:
  • When Kobes gets an of age girlfriend of his own someday you will all eat your words!
  • LeeAnn’s husband probably isn’t giving her enough dick
  • Complaining about women making money on OF
55:00:
  • KOBES WILL GET AN OF AGE GIRLFRIEND! yOU’LL ALL SEE!
  • Complaining about women expecting men to pay for everything
  • Double standards rant
  • Drinks is expensive
59:00:
  • He tries to make an effort not to bitch about his dry spell
  • Scenario about paying for women’s meals and women bringing up not paying in fights
  • Rant about getting attacked for being a decent guy telling women they don’t need to flash their titties for attention
  • Reads his search results
1:04:50:
  • Googling of age big tutty goth girls is gender relations
  • Double standards rant
1:08:10:
  • Women are catty rant
  • Men should pay attention when women do their hair or make up
  • Scenario of shopping with a girlfriend
  • Women ask men to open pickle jars to validate their masculinity
1:12:00:
  • Double standards is men can’t hit women. Kobes plz stop!
  • Talks about putting on his cock holster on for $50 on YouTube for Valentine’s day and getting his video nuked. Double standards!
  • Talks about getting kicked out of his old apartment and how he owned the trolls by not being homeless.
  • Chicks find Kobes attractive
  • Totally true story about running into a girl he went to highschool with who told him she wished she had given him a chance in highschool
  • Rant about double standards in having rough or delicate sex?
  • He could use worse words than chicks to describe women
  • Aggressive flirting double standards rant
  • Men can’t hit women double standards rant. Plz stop using this argument Kobes.
1:24:00:
  • He is smart enough to know not to hit a woman
  • Rant about how women should not be allowed to hit men because men aren’t allowed to hit women.
  • Gender relations rants are exhausting
1:30:00:
  • He doesn’t care that his hot of age Facebook friends are bots and trolls
  • Leave Sydney Watson alone!
  • Double standards rant about compliments
1:34:00:
  • There’s nothing wrong with rubbing Tactical Soap all over his pants
  • Why is LeeAnn Michelle so obsessed with Kobes?
  • Kobes knows how to jerk off correctly
  • There’s nothing wrong with busting a nut to an of age girl on Chaturbate
1:39:40:
  • Takes a phone call
  • Women are overly sexualised in our society
  • Women on Chaturbate are in control of what they do
  • He doesn’t watch straight porn because he doesn’t want to see dicks
  • Kobes knows how to jerk off
  • Gender relations rant
1:48:00:
  • He’s proud of himself for making LeeAnn laugh
  • Loves making chicks laugh with his sick sense of humour
  • Airplane food joke
1:52:00:
  • Explains how Tactical Soap works
  • It’s illegal to make a product that makes women rape you on the spot
1:57:00:
  • Muh autism
  • He gets compliments from women every time he uses Tactical Soap
  • Suggests LeeAnn get some for her man
2:00:00:
  • Why is everyone so obsessed with Kobes sex life
  • He’s not bothered about his dry spell
  • Says he’s a hypocrite for laughing at other people not having sex when he complains about society putting pressure on people to have sex
  • Rant about Valentine’s day
  • Sometimes he has to poop, that doesn’t mean he’s a toddler
2:09:00:
  • Explaining why he took a shit during his stream
2:15:00:
  • Double standards in standards rant
  • Muh struggles
2:19:00:
  • Women can be simps too
  • Kobes is not a toddler
  • Says he hopes LeeAnn finds a man to eat her pussy out
  • Dating scene rant
2:21:00:
  • You want to see an oversized child, piss a woman off.
  • Even though LeeAnn thinks he’s obnoxious she still bought one of his t-shirts
  • Shills his merch
  • Says he’s not going to make anymore response videos to LeeAnn.
2:27:00:
  • He did not put doritos in his pipe
  • Laughing at the trolls to own the trolls



Start:
  • Doing some video responses to express his frustration with society
  • Drinking Dr. Pepper because he doesn’t need alcohol, he doesn’t have alcohol, it’s too early for alcohol
  • Carpet pieces are in the mail
4:00:
  • Plays incel video
  • Not bothered about his dry spell
  • Women can make men do whatever they want without even trying
10:20:
  • If you’re offended by his videos don’t watch them
  • Gender relations rants are exhausting
  • Reads what’s written about the writer the article in the video is about
16:30:
  • He tries not to get frustrated by the dating scene (but rants all day every day about the dating scene)
  • Complaining about women
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
29:00:
  • Reading what’s written on the screen
  • Offers dating advice to women
  • Back to watching the video
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Complaining about women
49:00:
  • Back to watching the video
  • Complaining about women not being direct with their communication
  • Reads what’s on the screen
  • Sperging about paying for dinner
52:00:
  • Men are judged on how much money they make
  • #notallwomen
  • Still going on about paying for dinner
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
57:19:
  • Poot
  • Nothing wrong with buying flowers and chocolates for your of age goth girlfriend but she shouldn’t expect it
1:01:00:
  • Reads what's on the screen
  • Men don’t buy flowers for women anymore because women expect it all the time
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:04:00:
  • Someone called him a faggot at the post office
  • Back to the video
  • Complaining about women
1:08:00:
  • Men do show off for women. His example is a dude revving his motorcycle engine at a hot of age chick
  • Men do show off because they buy fancy cars
  • Women wouldn’t like if society decided women like to shop because of the size of their vaginas
  • Big speech about how women and men should work to impress each other
1:14:0:
  • Women can make millions on OF but men can’t - double standards
  • Men don’t know what it’s like to have a period
  • Double standards in flirting
1:21:00:
  • Self worth
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
1:26:00:
  • Men don’t ask women to dance anymore because #metoo
  • Man can’t stare at women because they think it’s creepy
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Men don;t buy drinks for women because they don’t like women taking advantage of them for their wallet
1:33:00:
  • Buying flowers for women is okay if you are looking for company
  • Scenario of him buying a drink for a cute of age goth chick at a bar
  • Complaining about texting
1:41:00:
  • Women manshame men when they reject women
  • Men don’t take no for an answer sometimes because society pressures men into having sex. Dude wtf?
  • Slut shaming
  • Double standards in rap music
1:50:00:
  • You wouldn’t like being raped so don’t rape
  • Age is a state of mind YouTube
  • Kobes is not picky about race of of age goth girls
  • He’s more focused on changing gender relations than ending his dry spell
1:55:00:
  • Video is finished
  • Reading chat
  • Kobes hates incels
  • Says he’s not an incel
  • Incels and feminazi’s should fuck each other
  • Don’t let anyone tell you your standards are too high
1:59:00:
  • Chi ball
  • He’s making it blue apparently
  • Ranting about getting called a nerd for making wands and doing magic by not even the real Kid Rock
  • His masculinity is not defined by how much sex he has
2:03:00:
  • Low effort spell for someone in chat’s girlfriend
  • Not bothered about his dry spell
2:04:00:
  • Shon!
  • Shon and Saunders skits
2:12:00:
  • Shoutout to Courtney in chat
  • Back to talking to Shon
2:18:00:
  • Puts Shon away
  • Might do more cooking videos
  • Complaining about trolls making fun of his cooking
  • Kobes will keep fighting for gender relations until it improves regardless of if he gets an of age girlfriend or not
2:21:00:
  • Thinks his phone is fine for recording his cooking videos
  • He might get a microphone for his phone
  • Food hack : Get creative
2:25:35:
  • Bicep flex
  • He has two PayPal accounts so take that trolls
2:29:45:
  • Complains about his email not sending
  • Shills his PayPal #youdon;thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Stopped ordering Door dash because his bank account was constantly overdrawn
  • Just becasue Kobes has asperger’s doesn’t mean he’s stupid
  • He can do potions, it’s called chemistry
  • Talking to chat
2:38:00:
  • Bought a new vacuum
  • His goals are to work on his temper and self confidence and to get more subscribers
  • If he won the lottery he would make more wands and do YouTube. Literally what he does anyway.
2:42:57:
  • Bell tower reactions
  • Doesn’t hate Valentine’s day just thinks it’s celebrated for the wrong reasons
  • All bell towers do not sound the same
  • Admits to being jealous of other people’s relationships
  • All bells don’t sound the same!
2:55:00:
  • Puts on a video about censorship
  • Blocks someone from chat
  • Talks about the dude at the post office calling him a faggot again
2:58:00:
  • Gets a troll text
  • Brags about blocking phone numbers
3:03:55:
  • Goes back to the video
  • Distracted by trolls texts again
  • He’s not dirty it’s pipe ash
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
3:09:00:
  • ‘I’m a celebrity on YouTube let’s not mince words’
  • Trolls are jealous of him
  • Autism
  • Talking to people when you’re upset is a much better way to deal with things than a mass shooting
3:13:00:
  • Didn't know Blaire White was trans. Doesn’t care.
  • Wasn’t interested in Blaire when after he found out she was trans
  • Not a transphobe
  • Says he gets called trans all the time because of his goth makeup
  • Wanting to have gender reassignment surgery is weird but he’s not judging
3:17:00:
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
  • Freedom of speech is awesome and you shouldn’t be censored but you shouldn’t be allowed to say whatever the fuck you want. What?
  • He’s okay with certain things being censored
  • Parrots what’s said in the video
3:22:00:
  • Not fair Roma Army got banned from Facebook for standing up for men's rights
  • Back to watching the video
  • He’s all for censorship for messed up shit
3:24:00:
  • Picked up his food order
  • Wendy’s food review
  • He had $18 so ordered food. Won;t order any door dash unless he has money in his account
3:29:00:
  • Wendy’s breakfast is new
  • #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • Eats burger like an apple
  • Cross section action TWU
3:34:00:
  • Bacon and cheese taters
  • Yukbang
3:44:00:
  • Watching a video about a guy who married his sex doll
  • If you’re going to use a sex doll don’t be creepy about it
  • Women can use sex toys on chaturbate - Double standards!
  • Messed up stories about sex dolls
  • Women are just jealous they have to compete with sex dolls
3:49:00:
  • Sex dolls were originally created for people who are too retarded to have a relationship
  • Who cares if sex dolls are creepy
  • Reads the video disclaimer
3:58:00:
  • Talking about marrying yourself
  • Making fun of people for using sex toys is pathetic
4:00:00:
  • Weighs up how much dating real women costs versus maintaining a sex doll
  • Double standards in sex toys
  • Women will stop being friends with you if you have a sex doll but they are allowed to have dildos
4:10:00:
  • Pros of a sex doll versus a real life human woman
  • He’s done being depressed out being single
4:15:00:
  • He shouldn’t have to lower his standards just because he’s a male and autistic
  • Different standards for dating in the middle east
  • Talking about getting sent fart mistress videos from friends. He’s brought this up a few times. I think Kobes likes poot porn
4:24:00:
  • Beer commercials with hot women are made to advertise to men
  • He doesn’t care if people dislike the video
Start:
  • Says he’s been getting harassed buy trolls all day for calling LeeAnn Michelle the C word
  • Tries to justify calling her the C word
  • In a pandemic you’re not going to use toilet paper to wipe your nose?
  • Shows his wand and says they’re getting better
  • Reads comments about him calling LeeAnn the C word
4:00:
  • He’s focusing on spending time with his friends and family instead of worrying about bullshit
  • He doesn’t complain about being called a retard all the time
  • He can say retard because he is one
  • Talks about LeeAnn’s reaction video
  • Gender relations rant
8:00:
  • Deathbed Tapes got discovered by a big band TWU!
  • LeeAnn laughed at one of his jokes
  • Cobra jokes
11:00:
  • Thinks he might have gone too far with his response video to LeeAnn’s reaction
  • Talking about people getting offended by words
13:40:
  • Says he found out there’s a way to prevent chargebacks on Stream labs
  • Laughing at his dry spell is healthier than being depressed about it
  • Downloaded the latest version of stream labs
  • Still doesn’t have YouTube monitorization back
16:00:
  • People were pretending to be LeeAnn’s husband and sending him messages
  • Talks about finding a way to prevent Stream labs chargebacks again
19:00:
  • Trolls are jealous he’s a YouTube celebrity
  • Talks about deep fried avocados

New Kate Winslet Edit:
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Here's his streams from yesterday:
Start:
  • Pops his collar (on)
  • Papa Johns pizza food review plus Mountain Dew
  • Talking abut someone complaining about him going live
4:14:
  • Garlic butter, just one
  • Drinks butter from pot
  • Eats the pepper
6:00:
  • Not many places have anchovies for pizza
7:00:
  • Yukbang
8:49:
  • Cheese pull action TWU!
  • Says he would add onions if he re-ordered it
10:59:
  • ANCHOVIES
  • Pacman pizza
  • Shows off his master of the dark arts shirt
12:40:
  • Doesn’t need money badly enough to bring back DTTS’s
  • Keeping the subscribers happy with a food review
14:27:
  • Restaurants are sneaky by having limited availability of delicious food items
16:10:
  • Finished with the pizza
  • Would recommend the pizza
  • Mountain Dew
17:30:
  • Mountain Dew commercial
  • Harry Potter copper cup for the mountain dew
19:03:
  • Pour action
  • Chat are spamming TTS and he says it’s his channel he’s not putting it back on if you don’t like it leave
22:03:
  • Troll texts
  • Talking about trolls
25:00:
  • Doesn’t need money badly enough to put DTTS’s back on
  • Doesn’t get why people waste their time harassing someone they don’t like
  • Shills his Teespring
28:15:
  • Guitar shredding
33:00:
  • Guitar broke
  • Back up guitar is missing a string
  • Spends ages looking for a string
37:00:
  • Stringing his guitar
41:30:
  • Deathwish coffee is good shit #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
  • “Tuning” his guitar
43:20:
  • Guitar shredding
49:40:
  • Mountain Dew break
  • More “tuning”
56:50:
  • Laughs at a comment saying Josh’s face when he nuts
  • Back to playing guitar
1:00:00:
  • Shills his Teespring
  • Shills his bad ass American t-shirt
  • Reads a comment saying play Metallica and they will donate $30 #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • Donation link is in the description
1:02:00:
  • Attempts to play nothing else matters
  • Guitar shredding
1:04:20:
  • Reading chat
  • Back to guitar shredding
1:06:10:
  • Goes on a rant because someone commented that he needs a hobby
  • Back to guitar shredding
1:07:57:
  • His Ozzy tattoo is fine, look at how not shit it is.
  • Says if he can shred like that he can play any song he wants

Start:
  • Going live to own the trolls
  • Trolls have no lives because they keep texting him
  • He’s used to being boollied
  • Reads troll text and his response
5:10:
  • Kobes feels sorry for the trolls
  • Trolls are making Kobes more popular on Social Media
  • No one can tell Kobes when to go live, he chooses when to go live and when not to
6:44:
  • Just sitting in silence staring at the camera like his batteries ran out
7:59:
  • Kobes has rebooted
  • You know you’re famous when you’ve got haters
8:24:
  • His batteries are gone again. Just sitting in silence
9:40:
  • People wasting their time trolling him is stupid
  • Poot
  • Trolls got him fired from Wendy’s he got a better job
  • Trolls obsessing over him just makes him more popular on YouTube
  • Trolls are jealous of Kobes despite his autism
13:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • He feels sorry for his trolls
  • People are acting like they’re being forced to watch his videos
  • Trolls wouldn’t like people messing with them
16:00:
  • His description of what his trolls are like
  • Googles how many channels YouTube has so he can make his point
  • There’s no answer
19:00:
  • You have to focus on the people who enjoy your content not the assholes who are just there to troll
  • Continues to rant about trolls
  • He didn’t put his string in backwards. Nice try trolls
22:26:
  • Goes to Stream labs
  • Wants to change his Streamlabs so you have to have an account to donate to stop people doing chargebacks
  • Can’t find out how to change the settings
31:43:
  • He’s figured it out! Take that trolls.
  • Minimum donation is now $6.66
  • Customizes the Streamlabs sounds
  • Looks at the animations on Streamlabs
  • Looks through the other customization options
44:40:
  • He got an error notice so he couldn’t change his settings
  • Tries again
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Here's his streams from yesterday:
Start:
  • He’s been getting messages from people saying they’re sick of gender relations rants
  • He’s not going to stop doing gender relations rants
  • This is coming to you from Josh not King Cobra
  • Someone has to care about gender relations.
4:00:
  • Reads a text from someone telling him not to do a gender relations rant
  • His point is it doesn’t matter what he posts, someone will have a problem with it
  • Might not bring back StreamLabs
6:50:
  • Reads a text from someone telling him the trolls are only texting him that because they know he will go live
  • He’s doing this for the greater good of the world
8:30:
  • Monitorization is still not on
  • Shills his PayPal
  • He might set StreamLabs back up in the next day or so if it gets bad enough
10:12:
  • Guitar shredding
11:30:
  • He would play Nickleback if he knew how to
  • He would play Whitesnake if he knew how to
  • As we get closer to Valentine’s day there will be more gender relations rants
  • Back to guitar shredding
18:50:
  • Checks his texts
  • Owning the trolls by blocking and deleting their texts
  • He doesn’t need StreamLabs right now but might set it up again in a few days
  • He gets that people are tired of his gender relations rants
  • Back to guitar shredding
22:51:
  • Reads a text from someone who appreciates his gender relations rants
  • He’s saying things people are afraid to say
  • If he was a chick standing up for gender relations he wouldn’t get so much shit for it
  • Will work on getting StreamLabs set up in the next couple of days
26:00:
  • Texting
  • Someone sent him money through his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
  • His PayPal money isn’t showing up
30:00:
  • Friends are important
  • He’s going to hang out with some friends after this livestream
  • Texting
  • His PayPal money came in
33:26:
  • Vocal cover “Nirvana – Half the man I used to be”(Stone Temple Pilots – Creep)
38:44:
  • Vocal Cover Nothing Else Matters
  • Doesn’t need the microphone to sing vocal covers he just likes the echo
46:00:
  • Prepare to enter the wet pussy zone with his Bruno Mars cover
  • Spills his mountain dew and has a tantrum
48:40:
  • If you have a great singing talent like Kobes, use it to get tail
  • Kobes has a gift for singing
  • KingSoapraJFS!
50:50:
  • Vocal cover - Bruno Mars
  • Pauses the song to have a gender relations rant
  • Back to the song
55:20:
  • Vocal cover – James Blunt
  • Being able to sing like this makes him a womanizer.
  • This is why he’s not in a rush to get laid
1:00:00:
  • Life is a journey, we are all passengers
  • Vocal cover – Passenger Let her go
1:05:30:
  • Vocal cover – Hammerfall Never ever
  • Needs the mic echo for this one
  • Has to redo do because he’s off pitch
1:13:27:
  • Vocal cover I dunno what this song is
  • Mid song water break
1:23:19:
  • Vocal cover Brad Paisley she’s everything
  • Vocal covers break
1:29:30:
  • Yesterdays pizza
  • He won’t stop doing gender relations rants
  • Yukbang
  • Eats pizza like a banana
  • Fuck incels and fuck the 7 million cunts using #killallmen
  • He’s been rejected by every woman since the 4th grade
  • Those 7 million women just need some dick from some simps
  • Women wouldn’t like if men had similar hashtags
1:38:00:
  • He’s trying not to do too much gender relations stuff but he’s passionate about it
  • Pizza finished
  • Pizza box defeated
  • No dyck joke
  • He doesn’t care if people don’t like his gender relations rants
1:43:00:
  • Watching a video about a guy finding cash money in an abandoned house
  • LOL the only audio for the video is ambient music so no one else knows what’s going on
  • He’s just watching the video not saying anything
1:50:00:
  • New video with no audio only ambient music
  • Gets an add for quitting tobacco LOL
  • Just watching the video and not saying anything
2:04:10:
  • Puts on Richie’s video for a minute
  • If he had money he would get Richie a new sex doll
2:08:50:
  • Puts on a Badlands chogs video
  • He nods along and says the outro with the video LOL
2:12:17:
  • Puts on a Daz video
  • Sits in silence watching it
2:20:00:
  • This woman is obsessed with pigs, weird
  • Complains about women
2:25:10:
  • He’s not trying to make this about gender relations but can’t help it
  • This is what true love looks like
2:33:43:
  • Would you let your other half go this far with their obsession?
  • Ends the stream after the video ends

I hope he goes back to doing more vocal covers. I prefer when he sings into his cup than the mic though.

Start:
  • Reads a text he got from someone blaming him for their daughter becoming an autistic goth
  • Reads his response
  • He rules the trolls by going live when they tell him not to
  • Trolls would be better off getting counselling for their obsession with him
  • Shoutouts to chat
5:00:
  • Says someone told him not to sing a Beyonce song
  • He can sing whatever he likes
  • Too late for vocal covers
7:50:
  • Says he doesn’t do drugs
  • Too late for vocal covers he doesn’t want to get a noise complaint
  • He has won against the trolls by laughing at them
  • He’s here for the fans
  • Bans someone
10:10:
  • Doesn’t care that people don’t like his gender relations rants
  • It’s his channel, if you don’t like it don’t watch it
  • Not everyone hates his gender relations rants
  • You hate his gender relations rants because you hate the truth
12:37:
  • Gender relations rant
  • Maybe in his next stream he’ll sing some Beyonce just because he can. Doesn’t care if he gets a copyright strike for it.
16:00:
  • Reading the chat
  • Gender is a social conflict
  • Trans disabled back in my day rant
21:40:
  • Talking about fake trans giving trans people a bad reputation (Is he talking about Yaniv?)
  • If you want to be trans that’s your choice just don’t be weird and creepy about it
  • Men becoming trans to excel at women’s sports because they can’t compete with men
  • There are 4 genders, men, women, trans, hermaphrodite
26:00:
  • Trans people reading stories to kids
  • Liberry
  • Trans people are confusing kids
  • He can spell liberry
  • Obviously he can read because he can read troll comments
29:00:
  • Gets some drink powder
  • Gender relations rant
34:00:
  • KingSoapraJFS!
  • Swiftbucks was a scam but Tactical Soap isn’t
  • Shills beard oil and Tactical soap
37:00:
  • Not using streamlabs because he doesn’t want DTTS’s back
  • Shills his PayPal
  • He doesn’t need StreamLabs
  • Shills Tactical soap again
  • Maybe women come up and talk to him because he’s a YouTube celebrity or maybe it’s the Tactical soap
  • Talks about recording women at bars without them knowing
  • Dr Squatch soap is inferior to Tactical soap
43:00:
  • He’s going live to own the trolls
  • Shills Tactical Soap
  • He’ll do vocal covers tomorrow, it’s too late tonight
  • Tactical Soap makes a cologne TMDWU
46:00:
  • Complains about women
  • Women complain about the way men smell
  • It would be illegal to make a product that makes women want to fuck you on the spot
49:00:
  • Reads a text
  • Shills Tactical Soap again
  • Dating is so easy for women
  • Shills Tactical soap

The noises Kobes makes when he walks about his apartment sound like his carpet is wet

Some new Spooky Tuning edits:
 

January Cyst

I could eat a knob at night
This isn't a new video but came up recently in my recommendations.




This is probably the darkest Cobra vids, thanks in no small part to "Goat Lovin'" Scrapper Steve.
They sit on the dirty floor of Steve's room eating pizza while his pregnant girlfriend sits in a far-off corner looking incredibly distressed, almost like a hostage.
She can't eat spicy foods so naturally the gentlemen ordered jalapeño pizza.

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This isn't a new video but came up recently in my recommendations.




This is probably the darkest Cobra vids, thanks in no small part to "Goat Lovin'" Scrapper Steve.
They sit on the dirty floor of Steve's room eating pizza while his pregnant girlfriend sits in a far-off corner looking incredibly distressed, almost like a hostage.
She can't eat spicy foods so naturally the gentlemen ordered jalapeño pizza.

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Holy shit how have I never seen the pizza video before? This is...bleak, to say the least. The filthy carpet, the pajama pants, the filthy blankets, the no dishware so they are all drinking from a single bottle of soda. Goddam. How many people live like this in America?
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Holy shit how have I never seen the pizza video before? This is...bleak, to say the least. The filthy carpet, the pajama pants, the filthy blankets, the no dishware so they are all drinking from a single bottle of soda. Goddam. How many people live like this in America?
Maybe it's just everyone in Casper that Kobes associates with
 

January Cyst

I could eat a knob at night
Maybe it's just everyone in Casper that Kobes associates with

Pretty much.
Casper is a pretty normal small town, it's just that we're seeing it through the lens of the one and only sexy Gothic Badboy.
Everyone who willingly socializes with a highly regarded boglin with the mind of a 13 year old paint-sniffer who lives in an apartment that's incredibly filthy and stinks to high heaven is no doubt not the crème de la creme of Casper society, just take a look at "Warlord" Campbell who's tall tales make even Josh roll his eyes or the late Homeby Scottie.
 

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